"my mom had a couple glasses of wine when she was pregnant, and it put me in a really fucking dark place, man. i thought of hanging myself with the umbilical chord."
At this point Jim could have been a normal person and turned into something a woman could deem dateable/marriage material. Oh that's right he sucked off every neighborhood boy and they never returned the favor. Cucked by age 10.
He could have been a twink who happily died of AIDS in the early 90s, but no, he had to make himself miserable by holding on to his imaginary heterosexuality.
62 comments
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
Oh shit you guys, it's Toast, the Warchief of The Lords. Don't look at him. That guy's a real problem.
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-28
I like A Clockwork Orange too but not to the point I would wear a shirt of it to show how edgy I am.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
That's why you're not a millionaire with nothing to live for, brotherman
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-28
True. I also don't have a locked refrigerator with one bottle of zima in it.
1 xterraroc 2019-03-28
The little homo is worth $3million... that’s nothing in NY.
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-03-28
how is it even an idiot edgy thing?
1 Ook1233_ 2019-03-28
That’s my nigga Toast.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
Nice copying me, stupid
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
Nice downvoting me, stupids
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-28
Take it like a man.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
I'm only a boy pretending to be a man, stupid
1 McGowan9 2019-03-28
Is he wearing a fucking doo-rag underneath that awful hat? Suburban wigger shithead
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-03-28
Probably just a bad LEGO man esque haircut
1 SquatToilet 2019-03-28
Was this right after the weekend he had 2 Zimas and hit rock bottom
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-03-28
Nope he had been 12 years sober at this point I think.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-28
god bless, and I mean that
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-03-28
Genuinely, honestly, really?
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-28
for realsies
1 THE_FAGG0T 2019-03-28
"my mom had a couple glasses of wine when she was pregnant, and it put me in a really fucking dark place, man. i thought of hanging myself with the umbilical chord."
1 BigDaddySweetCheex 2019-03-28
All that time he spent shitting on the Pete Rose cut and look what we have here
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-03-28
Look how small that wee little faggot is! Bullied by ‘alpha’ guys and dickgirls.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-28
He's already sucked hundreds of cocks at this point.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-03-28
Or the same cocks, hundreds of times.
Teen Jim was the town trollop. The Linden Hoover, they called him.
1 Jungies 2019-03-28
"Nothing sucks like a Vax™ (except Jimmy)"
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-03-28
And one of four movie references he knows proudly displayed.
1 BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 2019-03-28
I wonder what edgy wigger Jim would think of his future self scowling like a diva because his eggwhites were late.
1 HaggleHebrewitz 2019-03-28
nigga hat game was ahead of its time
1 TheElDan 2019-03-28
Shouldn’t he be keeping one of those word processors in a safe deposit box?
1 Bennieand 2019-03-28
I bet this faggots never even seen Clockwork Orange. He heard there was a rape scene and became a fan ever since
1 suirogerg 2019-03-28
Pre- or post-rehab?
1 SquatToilet 2019-03-28
Post rehab, pre faggot.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-03-28
There is no pre.
1 xterraroc 2019-03-28
Looks like a poster for anti bullying
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-03-28
I hope that's the hat that the larger, tougher African American gentleman snatched off of his head.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-28
At this point Jim could have been a normal person and turned into something a woman could deem dateable/marriage material. Oh that's right he sucked off every neighborhood boy and they never returned the favor. Cucked by age 10.
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-28
Is that a young Jay Z? Muhfuckah looks hard.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-28
Jay-Zero
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-03-28
What a queen faggot.
1 JMueller2012 2019-03-28
What happened to his neck?
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-03-28
A Clockwork Orange is a cool movie. Jim likes A Clockwork Orange. Therefore Jim is also cool!
1 Leofan7 2019-03-28
"they really motherfucked me today at the Caldor, maaaaan."
1 lazyblogger914 2019-03-28
This sweet boy is just wishing for Gene Simmons to be mean to him and then eventually nice to him.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-28
fucking faggot
1 Gay-4-Opie 2019-03-28
He does love a Halloween costume
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-03-28
He’s always looked like a girl
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2019-03-28
Sam: Did you like Clockwork Orange??
Jim: I've never seen it.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-28
This guy's a problem.
1 aldevsman 2019-03-28
The other stockboys motherfucked me.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-28
all I see is one seriously twisted dude
1 BretShart 2019-03-28
Wait.. it looks like he has some resemblance of a chin in this picture..
Where did it go?
1 BretShart 2019-03-28
Feminem
1 WiggerRich 2019-03-28
Wig Wiggerson
1 Amiigo7 2019-03-28
Nice little league netted hat stupid.
1 WiggerRich 2019-03-28
Uncle Paul Wall
1 WiggerRich 2019-03-28
N.W.Aids
1 WiggerRich 2019-03-28
Beastie Lady-Boys
1 BretShart 2019-03-28
Lookin just like Bud Bundy “Grandmaster B”
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-03-28
It was fuckin dark. I remember chugging a 12 pack of O'Douls like it wasn't shit. That's when I knew I had a problem.
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-03-28
He could have been a twink who happily died of AIDS in the early 90s, but no, he had to make himself miserable by holding on to his imaginary heterosexuality.
1 lowend73 2019-03-28
Is that in a basement?
1 thisonemademelaugh2 2019-03-28
There's some kind of writing in the wall that was poorly washed off or faded ...can anyone make out what it says ?
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-28
A Cockwork Orange.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
Nice copying me, stupid
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-28
Jay-Zero