I was once in Jail. The year was 2004, I was a young naive 37 year old. It was a spring afternoon, not unlike today. I met this girl and she told me I was double parked. I was pretty sure we felt the same way. So I pulled down my pants and I shoved my wallet into my own asshole. Now how do I go to jail for this, you’re probably thinking. My wallet, my assshole, what’s the problem? Well It’s illegal to do that in front of people that don’t want to see it, they said. I still think it shouldn’t be a crime but to each their own I guess so maybe.
You’re all the same, I know what your doings trying to shame and mock me and belittle me, but you can’t belittle me because I can just put more things up my ass
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1 [deleted] 2019-03-28
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-03-28
Adebessi beheaded a cop like a boss. Brother Joe will go to jail for fucking up his taxes and look at a blood the wrong way and end up a condom
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-28
Das adebessi killin cops and fuckin
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-28
Das Adebisi jussa' fuggin an killin...
1 timallenonacid 2019-03-28
I was once in Jail. The year was 2004, I was a young naive 37 year old. It was a spring afternoon, not unlike today. I met this girl and she told me I was double parked. I was pretty sure we felt the same way. So I pulled down my pants and I shoved my wallet into my own asshole. Now how do I go to jail for this, you’re probably thinking. My wallet, my assshole, what’s the problem? Well It’s illegal to do that in front of people that don’t want to see it, they said. I still think it shouldn’t be a crime but to each their own I guess so maybe.
1 Guatzelot 2019-03-28
Only crime here is that a 52 year old man hangs around here. Loserdom of a highest caliber.
1 timallenonacid 2019-03-28
Todays my birthday
1 Guatzelot 2019-03-28
How do you know? Your drivers licence in your ass.
1 timallenonacid 2019-03-28
You’re all the same, I know what your doings trying to shame and mock me and belittle me, but you can’t belittle me because I can just put more things up my ass
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-03-28
You’re an old gay person (no offense)
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-28
East side Dave?
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-03-28
Was your car a Mercury?
1 nomobjustice 2019-03-28
This is a pure blood Zulu warrior, not some retarded Gypsy.
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-28
Das adebessi killin cops and fuckin