Jim's last "relationship" was being a delusional and lovestruck client of a foreign transvestite prostitute he first fell for when "she" enchanted him on a camwhore website called Chaturbate. I'm not quite sure what the last heterosexual relationship he had was, whether it was with Jennifer Carmody or Chelsea Peretti, but that's about it as far as his relationships are concerned. Both the Carmody and Peretti things went belly up about 10 years ago and all were failures.
His recent attempts, like trying to be Mister Steal Yo Girl on Dave Smith while dressing up in cheesy Halloween costumes and portraying "Chip Chipperson," bombing with coffee shop employees less than half his age and whining about it on a radio show, are deeply embarrassing failures that even the most unlucky-in-love, socially maladroit fools have trouble matching.
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1 suirogerg 2019-03-28
The combination of those two dopes’ voices just shuts my brain off.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-03-28
Jim and Sam telling anybody in the world about women is.... Incomprehensible.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
Unacceptable
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-03-28
“It’s easy to get laid. What are you, a 40 something, C list married comedian? Become a cop and all the chicks will fuck you. It’s not that hard.”
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-28
What happened to Jim? He went from the actual destroyer of the show to a toothless old liberal queen. Is he on estrogen or something?
1 ilumty 2019-03-28
he's gay
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-28
Ooooooooooooooooo gotcha
1 helpclem 2019-03-28
at :40 is that a little tone on his arm?
1 BeerCanThick 2019-03-28
Jim's last "relationship" was being a delusional and lovestruck client of a foreign transvestite prostitute he first fell for when "she" enchanted him on a camwhore website called Chaturbate. I'm not quite sure what the last heterosexual relationship he had was, whether it was with Jennifer Carmody or Chelsea Peretti, but that's about it as far as his relationships are concerned. Both the Carmody and Peretti things went belly up about 10 years ago and all were failures.
His recent attempts, like trying to be Mister Steal Yo Girl on Dave Smith while dressing up in cheesy Halloween costumes and portraying "Chip Chipperson," bombing with coffee shop employees less than half his age and whining about it on a radio show, are deeply embarrassing failures that even the most unlucky-in-love, socially maladroit fools have trouble matching.
1 Gay-4-Opie 2019-03-28
He also got cucked by an intern