At work today, some chick arrived for her job interview with...
20 2019-03-28 by beigedocumentaryfan
...her baby/toddler. Single mother, taking her kid to the job interview with her. Lmao the absolute state of women.
20 2019-03-28 by beigedocumentaryfan
...her baby/toddler. Single mother, taking her kid to the job interview with her. Lmao the absolute state of women.
28 comments
1 Ironhawk05 2019-03-28
What position was she interviewing for?
Why the fuck would I ask a legit question other than “where’s the Vos plug or 6’1 reference ?”
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-03-28
Sales position
1 1073WAAF 2019-03-28
Can you give me some pointers. I have some broads at work I want to bully.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-03-28
You can't do them all at the same time, otherwise they'll get together and talk about you, and all be in agreement that you're weird. You have to choose one. So choose the one you want to emotionally hurt the most.
Act really kind/outgoing with her at first. Buddy up to her, share jokes, etc. Then completely stop. When she talks to you, ignore her (which you can justify with "I didn't hear her, I'm deaf in my right ear" later if it comes up with a manager). Make sure she sees you acting kind and outgoing to other staff members.
I once had a girl randomly yell in front of everyone, "do you have a problem with me or something?!" and I acted shocked and went "No of course not. What do you mean?". Another staff even defended me by asking her, "What's wrong with you?". Made her look insane in front of everyone. It was great.
1 MacJInTheBay 2019-03-28
You, you're good you.
1 Nah_Ming 2019-03-28
Wow, a legit sociopath. Why am I surprised?
1 SuperToes845 2019-03-28
I normally don't condone real sadism but you make it sound so much fun.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-28
Bravo.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-03-28
She was trying to show she puts out
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-03-28
Yep.
"Imagine these lips. I chucked this dude out and lived."
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-03-28
You think it was just her being inept, or trying to elicit sympathy?
1 debonairgarbage 2019-03-28
Trying to elicit sympathy while being inept aka being a woman.
1 Skip4play 2019-03-28
I wonder how many times " my baby" was mentioned in the interview. These types will miss so much time because of that crumb cruncher.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-28
Tickets to see Rich Vos next Thursday, April 4 at the Funny Bone in St. Louis?!
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-28
SHE NEEDED DA MONEY
1 juanwayne 2019-03-28
Maybe her situation was a result of circumstance and she hated that she had no choice but to bring her kid. Or she just fucking sucks at life and is an idiot
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-28
Why can't it be both?
1 Ironhawk05 2019-03-28
I guess that’s more socially acceptable than the Big A approach
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-28
Nice clickbait title, stupid.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-03-28
Probably too broke to get a sitter. Good for her having some motivation and going for it.
1 Jungies 2019-03-28
Then get a family member or a friend to look after it for an hour.
If she's alienated everyone in her support network to the point that no-one will help her for the interview, then no-one will help her if she gets the job. As soon as it gets sick she'll either have to take days off to look after it, or will bring little PetriDysh in to decimate the rest of the workforce via biological warfare.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-03-28
No, stupid. Some people in this world don't have anyone to fall back on do to no fault of their own. The fact that she didn't let that hold her back, and showed up for the interview anyway shows she has way more character than a coddled little soft fuck like you.
1 Jungies 2019-03-28
....the problem is, that's not how people work in my experience. Everybody - rich and poor - has someone who likes them enough, or owes them a favour.
So help me out - tell me a believable story of how she ended up with nobody, without being an asshole.
(Remember that she can't know anyone who's unemployed who could look after the kid for an hour, and you have to have to find a way to remove all her friend's parents who might have taken a liking to her over the years, as I've known a couple of people who have taken other people's kids in for a year or two when times get tough. Take out any church groups where she might have met compassionate people, and any immigrant groups she might be part of, because in my experience whether they're Mexican, Vietnamese, Italian, whatever - they know how tough a strange country is, and will help each other out.
Go!)
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-03-28
If you're completely alone in the world, you fucked up. You're basically the worm without the perks of being a Z list celebrity.
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2019-03-28
My colleague showed up to her interview with her mother in law. She’s a physician.
1 SuperToes845 2019-03-28
Colleague. So she was hired! Was she of Indian or Bangladeshi descent?
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2019-03-28
This is before my time. This fact was shared during a memorial we held for her after she passed away. She was neither of those things. She was Latina.
1 Sockucucka 2019-03-28
Compound media?