I broke my gastric sleeve, dude

Animal cruelty, I’m reporting you to peta. Beluga whales belong in the sea

Grab my hand, maaaaaaan!

You know what dude, ya got your slide, your morbid obesity, a Home Depot tarp, boom it’s a fortunate tragedy in the park.

I broke the bond with my kids I could only have in life, dude. They aren't even Christened, dude

I broke my rib, dude!