Hey, it's me Milla Jovovich. I've been googling myself this past week to see what's the overall contention about me with the public. Yesterday, my browsing took me to here, your subreddit. And there he was, my Joseph, man I once knew. His beautiful face all over the main page of your subreddit.

Memories of him flooded my mind. Memories of a man of great height, style and humor. His deep, dark eyes looking at me way above my head. He immediately understood my remark about Hollywood being filled with short guys. When his big black arm touched my shoulder, my body was electrified. We had a connection. He asked me for a dinner, but unfortunately you can't get everything you want in life. We were not able to bind our busy lives together. I had my movies. He had his music. Life went on.

Now that I know someone who has a connection to him, we can try again. That someone is you. For the sake of love, please help me reconnect with him. But before you do, some things need to be addressed. Why does he keep repeating that he's not a pedophile? And please tell me that the rumours of him being a raging homosexual are not true. Is he really in a relationship with Colin Flaherty?