This winter is FUCKING endless!

113  2019-03-27 by pashow84

53 comments

Nice open mask complimenting your wormy shape, stupid.

It even presenting the retarded hump

Penguin lookin midget tranny dick suckin faggot.

How is it possible to simultaneously look like an 80 year old Russian grandmother and a 35 year old man with down syndrome.

Meet Jim Norton.

I'd rather not, he might try to blow me and judge my alcohol consumption.

This is actually a one piece outfit. Jim slithers in and out of the face hole.

Like a hermit crab?

Like a hermitcrab with aids.

Exactly like a hermit crab, but more exactly like a worm.

that made chuckle in a hardy fashion

Lmfao slithers

That’s the perfect caption.

He sent an intern to go get him gloves on the last day of winter, literally going to be 50 the next day, so his hands weren't cold carrying his gym bag.

Spoiler: Jim wasn't happy with the gloves brought to him

Jim isn’t happy, period.

Jims a fag

They said you could use them on an iPhone and you couldn't, you sccccccumbag.

The gentleman next to him is literally using him as an arm rest...

That's his buddy, Anthony Cumia.

I doubt it, he appears to only have one shirt on.

That's his somali muslim husband. This bitch is wearing hijab.

I read that in his unnatural "acting" cadence

Rare to see a photo of him with Anthony these days

I don't wan aaaaany part of that.

I don't like the way you work...on the radio, on stage, on Twitter...

the little brother for a christmas story all grown up.

Why did you crop Brother Joe out of the picture?

Someone get that turtle a blanket.

He looks like Joe Pesci in the deleted scene from home alone where he pays Kevin to pee on the wet bandits

He should put a plastic bag over his face *and then

North Face Totally Mutherfucked me!!!!

What a mo.

Offender Notification- you must start covering the areas of your body completely enveloped by the AIDS virus in black.

" fuck my chalky skin makes it impossible to see the cum on it. It's my favorite. What do I do? I got it!"

He appears to be in the pupa stage.

(To Opie):

"I want out. I don't like the way you work."

-Fake Scowl-

Nice balacocksucker, stupid.

Thats what the doctor saw when Jim was being born

Itd be hilarious if he fell over into a pile of snow and couldn't get up, like Randy in "A Christmas Story".

When the baby boy weather is motherfucking you

Dvttt dvttt dvttt! \m/

Why won’t 23 year olds date him?

What a fucking shit prick.

Gloworm

I don't even wear that type of shit in -40 weather. What a faggot

Yeah, but do you have AIDS like him?

Fucking faggot

You set up Julio to die!

You set up Julio to die!

I can't believe I ever liked this fake edgy asshole.

Folks from Miami don't even dress this warm for New Yorks winter. The aids is motherfucking his immune system, genuinely.

Where the part when he's rightfully stabbed in the heart?

It was probably like 40 degrees that day.

Like a hermitcrab with aids.

Exactly like a hermit crab, but more exactly like a worm.