Crazy to be famous and have such an ugly wife. Literally no redeemable qualities to speak of. I guess if she dies they can donate her gums to 20 different transplants.
He looks disgusting, she looks disgusting. He makes 10 mil a year, she stays home and complains about taking care of their kid. I don’t care he married an ugly woman, she’s just garbage in every way
it would be fine if he had a gorgeous trophy wife who just wanted his money and didn't work, right.
Instead he has a fat black woman with an annoying personality, who still just wants his money and doesn't work. Also, Sam Roberts has a hot wife and he makes a fraction of what Billy does
He's a rich famous man, it doesn't matter if he's ugly you fanuk. But the point is she's ugly and has an awful personality. He could do better in every way.
I don't think his standup is funny, hate his cartoon, and mildly enjoyed him on O&A. I'm ambivalent about him, but making an irrefutable observation. If you weren't brimming with womanly outrage over Nia's looks and personality being criticized you'd understand this.
The amount he parades this lie around Rogan and every other comedian is pathetic. Every one of them have this "oh here he goes with his mandatory fluffing of his wife's ego so his wife doesn't beat him when he gets home schtick". Even Kreishcher had the look.
Terrible gum to tooth ratio. And I can see the old trope of "marry a rich guy and pop out a kid to tie him down, then you can eat whatever you want because he can't escape" is still alive and well in the modern woman.
Bill seriously could've had a much better wife. I feel like he settled, because she came around at the right age where Bill was thinking, "I'm too old to be single." I think he has abandonment issues.
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1 JuulSantana 2019-03-27
Crazy to be famous and have such an ugly wife. Literally no redeemable qualities to speak of. I guess if she dies they can donate her gums to 20 different transplants.
1 SirSodomy 2019-03-27
Bill must have low self esteem, can’t blame him, he looks like he’s been dead for 6 hours and all the blood has been drained out of him
His beard is his only sign of life
1 JuulSantana 2019-03-27
Even his fans are gay. Go the Bill Burr subreddit. It's full of faggots that stick up for her.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-27
I feel like you guys are gayer for him than they are. You think he's so out of her league. He's ugly. She's ugly. It works fine.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-27
thats not how it words dumb dumb
billy is a somebody
nia is a not a millionaire’s wife
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-27
You guys are just mad he's taken and wish you had a shot.
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-03-27
She’s worthless https://web.archive.org/web/20170926165040/http://www.xojane.com:80/sex/the-agony-and-ecstasy-of-being-a-kept-woman
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-27
I'm not defending her, I'm saying bill looks like a damn leprechaun with cancer and you guys act like he's such a prize
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-03-27
He looks disgusting, she looks disgusting. He makes 10 mil a year, she stays home and complains about taking care of their kid. I don’t care he married an ugly woman, she’s just garbage in every way
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-27
coming from you
thats rich, thats really rich
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-27
No this is really rich
https://i.imgur.com/jmsH15J.jpg
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-27
Disappointed that wasn't a picture of a horses patoot.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-27
He makes fucking money, it doesn’t matter what he looks like. Did 85 year old High Hefner get all those chicks because he was so sexy? Fuck no.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-27
You guys obsesses over how ugly ant and sam are but bill burr gets a pass
In conclusion, you are gay for bill burr
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-27
If Sam made $10M then no one would question what his wife was doing, idiot
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-27
Gay for Bill Burr. I know faggotry when I see it.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-27
You know welfare when you see it
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-27
But it would be fine if he had a gorgeous trophy wife who just wanted his money and didn't work, right. Because that's what sexy bill burr deserves.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-27
It’s not fine but it would make fucking sense. You of all people should know how this shit works.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-27
Alright, can we get that faggot u/samrobertsphiltrum to ban this belly button disaster again?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-27
He tried. I got a 3 day suspension and reported him for targeted harassment.
Sorry to get in the way of your bill burr jackoff session
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-27
I don't care about Bill Burr. I just don't care for your shmarmy tone, cunt.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-03-27
Instead he has a fat black woman with an annoying personality, who still just wants his money and doesn't work. Also, Sam Roberts has a hot wife and he makes a fraction of what Billy does
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-27
No, that's what rich Bill deserves. Don't you fuck old Pakistani men for sandwiches?
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-27
you think if a dude doesnt slap you burning his chicken he’s a faggot
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-03-27
He's a rich famous man, it doesn't matter if he's ugly you fanuk. But the point is she's ugly and has an awful personality. He could do better in every way.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-27
At the end of the day, I'm the foremost expert on wife material and you're a member of the bill burr dick riding posse. Give it up.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-27
you are a trash person
you are the foremost expect in being a thot
wife material is for women who dont post their cunt on reddit
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-03-27
I don't think his standup is funny, hate his cartoon, and mildly enjoyed him on O&A. I'm ambivalent about him, but making an irrefutable observation. If you weren't brimming with womanly outrage over Nia's looks and personality being criticized you'd understand this.
1 Opesterino 2019-03-27
go take a visit over there again. ole billy this and ole billy that, it reason enough to make that place worse.
Nia isn't just ugly, she us OOGLY !
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-27
You off your meds? Normally you make more sense.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-27
All standups have low self esteem
1 barosa 2019-03-27
He looks like Logan Lynn in a more advanced stage of AIDS
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-03-27
You make a solid point, sir.
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-27
She’s turning into Patrice
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-27
They could buses those fuckers for a child's skin graft
1 XenusWingman 2019-03-27
Thanks for checking in Sherrod.
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-27
I'm not even sure what I was going for there anymore
1 Callumlfc69 2019-03-27
I’ve heard she’s hilarious, dude. You should meet her.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-27
The amount he parades this lie around Rogan and every other comedian is pathetic. Every one of them have this "oh here he goes with his mandatory fluffing of his wife's ego so his wife doesn't beat him when he gets home schtick". Even Kreishcher had the look.
1 Callumlfc69 2019-03-27
His standup actually includes that very line by the way.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-27
He forces it in conversation so randomly that you can tell everyone has that "fuck, here we go again" look.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-27
Dude she is aging like hell. Looking like Billy Madison's mammy already.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-03-27
Got a pack of hot dogs neck like Florida Evans
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-27
Got a pack of hot dogs neck like
Florida EvansDavid Ortiz.1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-27
i like that he is so successful because he has no self worth and could only validate himself by how successful his career was
me, i sit on the couch all day and shit post on reddit
plus i didnt get that pregnant
me 1 billy 0
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-27
"I didn't get that pregnancy"
Neither did Bill
1 Skyfryer 2019-03-27
HA HA HO LEE SHIT
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-03-27
"our schedules clashed"
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-27
Ohhhhh lawwwwd!
1 Terahite 2019-03-27
Is this Nia’s mom?
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-27
No shit, she has aged so rapidly it's insane. Black can crack.
1 93didthistome 2019-03-27
"more gums then teeth"
Nope, not for me, nope.
1 pabbseven 2019-03-27
Bill had the success and money of landing a 12.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-27
Sandra Bullock was said to had the hots for him on the set of that awful movie with the fat chris farley bitch.
1 toe_trigger 2019-03-27
That's either true love or the most overcompensating white guilt faggot of all time.
1 marinmr 2019-03-27
eeeewwwwwwww
1 pithypariah 2019-03-27
Bill's hung like Wee Man and he knows it.
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-03-27
The remake of " karate kid" is going to suck. " Sweep the lips"
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-03-27
So he's a soulless skeleton & she's a silverback?
1 1v1crown 2019-03-27
Terrible gum to tooth ratio. And I can see the old trope of "marry a rich guy and pop out a kid to tie him down, then you can eat whatever you want because he can't escape" is still alive and well in the modern woman.
1 ApprilFells 2019-03-27
The lengths at this poor faggot goes through to prove to everyone that he's not racist are unlike anything I've ever seen.
1 1Pink1Stink 2019-03-27
That guy could be with a mid to late 20's blonde if he wanted to.
Biggest comic in the world...
fuck
1 CervixWithASmile 2019-03-27
God shes a big fat person.
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-27
It's got a knife shoot it shoot it, it's killing my friend
1 mxdj 2019-03-27
Doesn't her costume come with a couple extra bones?
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-03-27
mammy!
1 zeroaiming 2019-03-27
Shes 50
1 SlightSafety 2019-03-27
You’d think she wouldn’t be annoying since she’s so fuck ugly
1 LaphogWizard 2019-03-27
Bill seriously could've had a much better wife. I feel like he settled, because she came around at the right age where Bill was thinking, "I'm too old to be single." I think he has abandonment issues.
1 witepplberacist 2019-03-27
Bill Hill looks so happy :D
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-03-27
Ma ma my eyes! Scrunt scrunt.
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-03-27
What a fucking horror.
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-27
Jesus fucking christ bill.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-03-27
You know welfare when you see it
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-03-27
you think if a dude doesnt slap you burning his chicken he’s a faggot
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-27
He tried. I got a 3 day suspension and reported him for targeted harassment.
Sorry to get in the way of your bill burr jackoff session