78 2019-03-27 by crookedmile
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-27
Marvel's new hero SMedium: With the power to physically fill any container he's put in
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-03-27
Maybe his shirt is compromised of unstable molecules, like the Fatastic Four’s uniforms.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-27
His brain certainly is.
the unstable molecule in his brain is "water"
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-27
he's in Cumia/Sue Lightning's bathroom
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-03-27
Does he own any shirts that actually fit him? They all look spray painted on.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-03-27
I'm starting to think it's beer-weight more than food.
Because of the huge muscles, right? Oh. The fat.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-03-27
Sue Heavyning.
1 JoeCumiaGotDaHIV 2019-03-27
Dont be fooled. Hes wearing a 4XL.
How stretched out is the poor horse? iI bet its supposed to be a shetland pony.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-27
I admire your cause but Jesus Christ Brit fag trash talk is bad
It used to be an ironic cat T-shirt that said “Meowstang.” That it now looks like a horse is a testament to this man’s girth.
1 JohnDough911 2019-03-27
I just fucked this guy’s wife
1 crookedmile 2019-03-27
THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
Yawn. Who hasn’t?
1 TungstenShit 2019-03-27
Patrick hasn't.
My bad, that’s correct. Everyone but him.
1 thirdphaseofantsface 2019-03-27
He keeps the baby cumfable
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1 80sCerealKiller 2019-03-27
Wheres a Daisy cutter when you need one?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-27
Waylon Mercy lookin ass nigga
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-03-27
Sometimes I suck my gut in and hold my breath to take a selfie too.
1 Ghostdog2041 2019-03-27
Dane Cook?
1 xyniphis 2019-03-27
Oh patrick. Cant look hard with that haircut my dude
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-27
I've never seen anyone inhale so hard.
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-27
What grown man takes this amount of selfies and let's the world see them? My 16 niece posts less.
1 FakeTrending 2019-03-27
Totally not an incel
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1 ElFaporino 2019-03-27
Marvel's new hero SMedium: With the power to physically fill any container he's put in
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-03-27
Maybe his shirt is compromised of unstable molecules, like the Fatastic Four’s uniforms.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-27
His brain certainly is.
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-27
the unstable molecule in his brain is "water"
1 Toss__Pot 2019-03-27
he's in Cumia/Sue Lightning's bathroom
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-03-27
Does he own any shirts that actually fit him? They all look spray painted on.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-03-27
I'm starting to think it's beer-weight more than food.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-27
Because of the huge muscles, right? Oh. The fat.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-03-27
Sue Heavyning.
1 JoeCumiaGotDaHIV 2019-03-27
Dont be fooled. Hes wearing a 4XL.
1 JoeCumiaGotDaHIV 2019-03-27
How stretched out is the poor horse? iI bet its supposed to be a shetland pony.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-03-27
I admire your cause but Jesus Christ Brit fag trash talk is bad
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-27
It used to be an ironic cat T-shirt that said “Meowstang.” That it now looks like a horse is a testament to this man’s girth.
1 JohnDough911 2019-03-27
I just fucked this guy’s wife
1 crookedmile 2019-03-27
THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-27
Yawn. Who hasn’t?
1 TungstenShit 2019-03-27
Patrick hasn't.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-27
My bad, that’s correct. Everyone but him.
1 thirdphaseofantsface 2019-03-27
He keeps the baby cumfable
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1 80sCerealKiller 2019-03-27
Wheres a Daisy cutter when you need one?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-27
Waylon Mercy lookin ass nigga
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-03-27
Sometimes I suck my gut in and hold my breath to take a selfie too.
1 Ghostdog2041 2019-03-27
Dane Cook?
1 xyniphis 2019-03-27
Oh patrick. Cant look hard with that haircut my dude
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-27
I've never seen anyone inhale so hard.
1 Godhand5150 2019-03-27
What grown man takes this amount of selfies and let's the world see them? My 16 niece posts less.
1 FakeTrending 2019-03-27
Totally not an incel
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-27
My bad, that’s correct. Everyone but him.