That bald 5'1 man was in here again. He blinked & gestured furiously at me & said the egg whites were genuinely delicious. Maybe someday... 😍

202  2019-03-27 by RapistWithHIV

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Surprisingly he didn’t ask to sniff her feet or ask her about how big her exes were

How does she feel about pegging though?

that tall sexy 6'1 man was in here again. he talked about blacks and redditards & said he wanted child spit not soda. i hope we don't have conflicting schedules and can meet again someday.

...He then asked if I had a “fat meaty pussy” as he got in to his uber...

said the egg whites were phenomenal

Fastest route to a girls heart.

Wanted me to shoot brown mustard out my ass on them???

I'm digging this bit gentleman. Someone do one but with a tween fawning over an ugly ex radio show host

do you have an ugly ex radio host in mind?

Dis bitches fantasy man is always some 80 year old geezer with money. Her taste in men is baffling.

Who dis chick?

Katharine McPhee

Hopefully she knows that he's an alcoholic and doesn't use Ax body spray because it has alcohol in it.

Fuck I told ya it was a misdiagnosis. 1st was positive but dat was a false positive. " Sir I asked if you'd like Rolaids"