Being mad about something faggy is hardly "brooding."
Do you think Edgar Allen Poe sitting in a drunk stupor before writing his next poem is equivalent to whining and sperging out because your girl wouldn't eat your ass?
This was when he was dating Jen, I think; a girl he should have been thankful allowed him to get within 10 feet of her. To use a Sopranos analogy, she was Adrianna to Jim's Chris (except with sexual deviance instead of drug addiction).
She forced him to pitch Cat Noise Wednesday to the show and also I think co-wrote that awful Chip cartoon pilot. She's also the ex he goes to LA to see.
Don’t forget the night he broke up with Carmody he retreated to his kitchenette during an argument and said he stared at his kitchen knives (probably cheap Chinese aluminum ones) until he convinced himself he might stab her. In reality he got caught sexting some skank, realized he couldn’t win an argument and couldn’t defuse it with his “I have to get up early for radio” excuse, and so convinced himself he could knife-murder someone. Because he couldn’t own up to cheating, as a 40-something year-old man.
I was at work last night and I tried to brood a bit and feel bad for myself. I get bored of it after 30 seconds and feel like a fag. Jim's been constantly brooding since birth.
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1 timallenonacid 2019-03-27
Sometimes I brood
1 Canadia86 2019-03-27
Sometimes, I sit, and yearn
1 Skyfryer 2019-03-27
I don’t know why. But yearn feels like such a faggot word.
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-03-27
Sometimes I edge to a bag of sugar.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-27
well quit it
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-03-27
Is " a dark place" a new term for being a closeted homosexual. Only the closet doesnt have a door, just hippie beads, so we all know.
1 ghostphotobeats 2019-03-27
It refers to the darkness of having your face smothered by a trannies asshole
1 zersch 2019-03-27
Don't do it Toast!
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-27
Being mad about something faggy is hardly "brooding."
Do you think Edgar Allen Poe sitting in a drunk stupor before writing his next poem is equivalent to whining and sperging out because your girl wouldn't eat your ass?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-27
“We just had to break up after during an argument I grabbed a kitchen knife and felt like I was about to do something I would regret.” Okay Jimbo
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-27
Did this fag really say this? What was he gonna do, cut himself a slice of cake?
1 rebthejuvey 2019-03-27
lol yup.
This was when he was dating Jen, I think; a girl he should have been thankful allowed him to get within 10 feet of her. To use a Sopranos analogy, she was Adrianna to Jim's Chris (except with sexual deviance instead of drug addiction).
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-27
"She must've crawled in my asshole for warmth, genuinely."
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-03-27
She forced him to pitch Cat Noise Wednesday to the show and also I think co-wrote that awful Chip cartoon pilot. She's also the ex he goes to LA to see.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-27
He's nowhere near Christopher's 6.
1 BLACKMARQUETTE 2019-03-27
The only dark space this faggot has ever been in is when a tranny shits on his face and it covers his eyes. He makes me sick.
1 DenseMan 2019-03-27
Don’t forget the night he broke up with Carmody he retreated to his kitchenette during an argument and said he stared at his kitchen knives (probably cheap Chinese aluminum ones) until he convinced himself he might stab her. In reality he got caught sexting some skank, realized he couldn’t win an argument and couldn’t defuse it with his “I have to get up early for radio” excuse, and so convinced himself he could knife-murder someone. Because he couldn’t own up to cheating, as a 40-something year-old man.
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-03-27
is jim bizarro patrice when it comes to relationships?
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-03-27
The dark place ? Harlem. His definition of brooding? Sucking off black trannies
1 sprimusp 2019-03-27
By a dark place he meant another mans anus.
1 solstheimsnow 2019-03-27
I was at work last night and I tried to brood a bit and feel bad for myself. I get bored of it after 30 seconds and feel like a fag. Jim's been constantly brooding since birth.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-03-27
Nobody wants him. He just stares at the world. Planning his vengeance that he will soon unfold.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-27
sniff I'm all in wit da Deep Purple
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-27
sniff I'm all in wit da Deep Purple