Confession: I'm only 6'0"

18  2019-03-26 by Doctor_Peckhaz

I've deluded myself for years thinking I could attract a beautiful slavic woman to breed. I now know that I am just an uttermensch, there is no hope for me. At least I still have you guys and Ms. Seed, right?

8 comments

1  Air_Rangoon 2019-03-26

It's "untermensch," you untermensch.

Slavs are for catching venereal diseases from, not for breeding wif.

If you pumped in a Russian girl your son would grow up to be the third guy in a Run-DMC tribute band.

1  Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-03-26

God damnit. I'm so sub-human I can't even address my sub-humanity properly. You are entirely correct about breeding Russians.

1  ProfessionalCrump 2019-03-26

Ol' Bovine Eyes is the uddermensch.

1  brmlb 2019-03-26

I still sense a humble brag about being 6 ft tall, as all tallfags tend to do since they usually have nothing else

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-26

6ft isn't even that tall.

1  praise_st_mel 2019-03-26

Tall enough to not be a short arse.

1  fiffy_tiffy 2019-03-26

Shut the fuck up pipsqueak. Us 6'1" studs are trying to fuck actresses from the 90s.

1  just_a_mean_person 2019-03-26

At 6'2 I'm just too tall. I wish I was a inch smaller so I can get laid