Hey Bono, just spitballing out loud here, are you that attached to The Edge as your guitarist? What if you could get him for 50% cheaper and have most of the fans not even notice?
"Paul McCartney, Bono, Pharrell Williams and many other musicians called for actions to mitigate the effects of global warming in a new video released on Thursday. The clip, titled “Why Are You Inconvenient?”, is tied to the release of Al Gore‘s new film An Inconvenient Sequel."
"More than half of global population growth between now and 2050 is expected to occur in Africa. Africa has the highest rate of population growth among major areas, growing at a pace of 2.55 per cent annually in 2010-2015. A rapid population increase in Africa is anticipated even if there is a substantial reduction of fertility levels in the near future. Regardless of the uncertainty surrounding future trends in fertility in Africa, the large number of young people currently on the continent, who will reach adulthood in the coming years and have children of their own, ensures that the region will play a central role in shaping the size and distribution of the world’s population over the coming decades."
12 comments
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-26
Hahahahahahahahaha
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-03-26
That's the one.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-03-26
Hey Bono, just spitballing out loud here, are you that attached to The Edge as your guitarist? What if you could get him for 50% cheaper and have most of the fans not even notice?
1 fiffy_tiffy 2019-03-26
Well, 50% of the fans who identify as slow adults. The rest will know immediately.
1 Jungies 2019-03-26
There's got to be some percentage of U2 fans who are both blind AND deaf.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-26
I think they all must be deaf
1 all_copacetic 2019-03-26
Bono's notoriously short. 5'7" according to this account. This would put Joe's real height at around 5'2¾". Opie is seemingly very short too.
1 racemic_mixture 2019-03-26
Let's assume Joe wasn't lying. He was still a 60 year old man claiming his height was his most attractive feature.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-26
Bono probably wears fuckin platform shoes non-stop.
1 GinFoss 2019-03-26
Gon' 'Lectric shock oh-JAY*
1 Peckas1 2019-03-26
She's into men who can enter contracts.
1 ApeNia 2019-03-26
Bono, like most Leftist faggots, has a very inconsistent ideology.
He loves saving less evolved Africans:
https://www.one.org/us/person/bono/
Sure, ok..
But "climate change" is also a problem:
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/see-paul-mccartney-bono-pharrell-urge-action-on-climate-change-200426/
You can't have both: https://www.un.org/en/sections/issues-depth/population/
Dumb Irish faggot
1 Jungies 2019-03-26
There's got to be some percentage of U2 fans who are both blind AND deaf.