"He said Electric Shock OJ blew his mind! He wants you in the studio in Dublin Monday morning!"

155  2019-03-26 by nomobjustice

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Hahahahahahahahaha

That's the one.

Hey Bono, just spitballing out loud here, are you that attached to The Edge as your guitarist? What if you could get him for 50% cheaper and have most of the fans not even notice?

Well, 50% of the fans who identify as slow adults. The rest will know immediately.

There's got to be some percentage of U2 fans who are both blind AND deaf.

I think they all must be deaf

Bono's notoriously short. 5'7" according to this account. This would put Joe's real height at around 5'2¾". Opie is seemingly very short too.

Let's assume Joe wasn't lying. He was still a 60 year old man claiming his height was his most attractive feature.

Bono probably wears fuckin platform shoes non-stop.

Gon' 'Lectric shock oh-JAY*

She's into men who can enter contracts.

Bono, like most Leftist faggots, has a very inconsistent ideology.

He loves saving less evolved Africans:

https://www.one.org/us/person/bono/

"Bono is also a well-known activist in the fight against AIDS and extreme poverty in Africa."

Sure, ok..

But "climate change" is also a problem:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/see-paul-mccartney-bono-pharrell-urge-action-on-climate-change-200426/

"Paul McCartney, Bono, Pharrell Williams and many other musicians called for actions to mitigate the effects of global warming in a new video released on Thursday. The clip, titled “Why Are You Inconvenient?”, is tied to the release of Al Gore‘s new film An Inconvenient Sequel."

You can't have both: https://www.un.org/en/sections/issues-depth/population/

"More than half of global population growth between now and 2050 is expected to occur in Africa. Africa has the highest rate of population growth among major areas, growing at a pace of 2.55 per cent annually in 2010-2015. A rapid population increase in Africa is anticipated even if there is a substantial reduction of fertility levels in the near future. Regardless of the uncertainty surrounding future trends in fertility in Africa, the large number of young people currently on the continent, who will reach adulthood in the coming years and have children of their own, ensures that the region will play a central role in shaping the size and distribution of the world’s population over the coming decades."

Dumb Irish faggot

There's got to be some percentage of U2 fans who are both blind AND deaf.