Nice lipstick, stupid

She is good-looking, but blazing purple lips are all that separate her from David Bowie.

David Bowie was pretty hot for a dude

Hot enough for jagger to fuck him

And for Rod Stewart to turn himself into a Hot Pocket filled with cum.

What is this fucking Vaseline filter all these 40 year old broads use that makes it look like they don't have a nose.

It's known in the industry as the Baba Watas filter

Same filter that Judge Judy uses - always trips me out on that show, everybody else in the harshest possible lighting, meanwhile Judge Judy looks like she's in a fucking dream sequence.

Ahahhha I love that old bitch. Calling her daughter simply her daughter is never sufficient, she has to constantly remind her and the world that she's her adopted daughter.

“I loved him like a brother in law.”

I guess the turd doesnt fall far from the faggot's ass

she is a stunner. every chick from dazed and confused was amazing even dean martin's granddaughter.

Looks like a shitty life they all have. What a bunch of losers. Haha

I wish Joey Lauren Adams demeaned me like she did to those high school girls. Her stupid voice is sexy to me.

You know what that guy isn't worried about? His daughter finding pictures on his phone of daddy being gangbanged at his last Big Apple Ranch "gig"

Do you think she worries about being late for school every day?

I do not

I really hope that's something this sub exaggerates. If not, it's more infuriating than funny.

Imagine how sad it must be if that little girl actually cares about school, her grades, and gaining knowledge (unlike dumb wop Joe). At least once a week she routinely has to suffer the ire of her teachers and school administrators because her fucking father--the man who she will unfortunately have to take as her role model for future husband(s)--can't keep a simple schedule.

Knowing Joe's political opinions, I can only imagine the offhand comments that fucking idiot is making to her that are stunting her potential:

• "Don't worry about your Math homework, angel. Girls can't do Math as good as boys, so I won't be mad if you only get a C."
• "It's very rare to find a girl who can be an engineer, scientist, or doctor. Try to become a nurse or a teacher instead."

Having Joe Cumia as a father is no better than having a nigger for a daddy.

Joe’s idiocy has nothing to do with his politics

Truer words were never spoken, mental retardation knows no party boundaries.

I was with you until you started implying women can do math

Seriously don't worry about this. Sean Penn used to be retarded and raised his daughter Dakota Fanning just fine.

Niggers fathers at least have the decency to leave. This buffoon is sticking around and making things worse.

I wish it had worked out. Then he would have been known as Joe Jojovich.

And as he is a mo, he would have been Mojo Jojovich

In 2004, Forbes determined that [Jovovich] was the highest-paid model in the world.

Oh, yeah - Joe definitely had a chance.

Of course, he's 6'1

I don't get the joke. It sounds like this Milla chick made the wrong decision with partners.

Well, she did, really. Husband is a hack.

she actually regrets it to this day. when she and her husband engage in coitus, she shuts her eyes and thinks of the 6'1 towering war hero

this has been confirmed

Are we doing the Pat Battle thing to this guy now? That would be a good bit.

She used to bang Maynard from Tool. But Joe is 6'1.

And Maynard is practically a midget. An amazingly talented midget but still a midget nonetheless. So obviously height is what she's attracted to. And towering heights like an average 5'11"-6'1"

Look at that neck. Imagine what the rest of her face looks like under that makeup.

perfect?

A normal aging woman who uses make up?

You shut your fucking faggot mouth. This is a Milla Jovovich fan sub now.

Ha! I bet her "man" is only like 5'11". Definitely 6'0" or less.

She really fucked up and went for a fulfilling family life instead of drunken basement karaoke every night.

“Our schedules clashed”

Aside from like 6 hours of committed time/month, what kind of schedule does Joe need to adhere to?

Daily rectal plowings from dark skinned men

Grooming children for his brother online.

I really hope Layla Cumia grows up to passionately hate queers and pedos. That would be hilarious.

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she should have had sex with me instead of having a beautiful family

What is the age of the lil girl?

Asking for a friend

Age.

She's clearly thinking about drowning the kid, shooting the husband while he sleeps, and going to live at Compound West under a new name.

"Milla Joevovich"

"....beautiful daughter" SUUUUUUUUURE!!!!

I bet she sucks a mean cock tho.

Shes out of Joe's league.

You could say the same for Lady Di

But does he have a chic Fiat 500 and drive in the breakdown lane?

She is genuinely attractive, I would tell you if she wasn't

And Maynard is practically a midget. An amazingly talented midget but still a midget nonetheless. So obviously height is what she's attracted to. And towering heights like an average 5'11"-6'1"