Really...?

12  2019-03-26 by Tashter

19 comments

What the fuck. They had mountains of evidence and a really detailed time line at the press conference. Wtf changed?

Prior community service and paying 10k is now a means to get 16 felony charges dismissed in Cook County.

“After reviewing all of the facts and circumstances of the case, including Mr. Smollet’s volunteer service in the community and agreement to forfeit his bond to the City of Chicago, we believe this outcome is a just disposition & appropriate resolution...” Cook County SAO

R. Kelly readies his new charity organization.

They mentioned the bond thing publicly, what the fuck. You can just openly admit that without consequence.

So he literally paid them off.

Nice.

I imagine the investigation cost taxpayers more than $10,000

Blacks and gays truly are persecuted groups.

Only in this fucked up White Supremacist controlled country called America can a black gay man get 16 felony charges magically tossed out for a crime he obviously did.

Michelle Obama intervened

Yep. But... But... Racists! And inequality! And... Stuff.

Bill Clinton flew in and had a completely innocuous meeting on the tarmac discussing grandchildren with the DA. These were completely unrelated events, IDK why I'm even mentioning it.

It's Chicago. I imagine the cops there are furious about this.

The police chief seemed mad.

The DNC made a phone call.

I personally am shocked that this figgernaggot didn't get into any trouble.

He obviously blew every single judge in the state.

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Celebrity privilege. amirite OJ.

Well, nigger celebrity privilege rather.

And this time, with faggotry as a cherry on top. The 2.0.

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