Ya want me to buy ya sumptin? Ok sippy cups usually do da trick. What? No your too old? Yeah I knew dat I've dated older girls. All I date actually. How bout a juice box?
“Joey, is everything alright?”
“Dat fuckin waiter took two minutes to bring me anuddah Bud Light.”
“Baby, he’s just busy. I’m sure it wasn’t a personal attack.”
“Alright, look.....[sigh] I didn’t wanna bring this up. There’s a website called Reddit...”
He once ran into her and got a picture. He towered above her at 6’1 and she remarked that most men in Hollywood were short. They were totally almost going to go out to dinner but their schedules clashed. She had a movie to do and he had a plastic bag convention to play. The rest is history.
36 comments
1 SUK_MY_DIK_JOE_CUMIA 2019-03-26
If Joe Cumia ever had dinner with Milla, he would just act like a bumbling buffoon and repeatedly deny being a pedophile for no reason
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-03-26
"How is your steak Joseph?" "What? I'm not a pedophile!"
1 SUK_MY_DIK_JOE_CUMIA 2019-03-26
“I am not a pedophile”, he says as he sips from his glass of child spit
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-26
"hm 2015, a good year"
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-03-26
"Tastes like I paid CASH."
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-26
But only because he can’t secure a credit card with no sustainable income to speak of. Ol’ 400 FICO score Joe.
1 padre- 2019-03-26
He'd ask if she knew mila khunas
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-03-26
Ya want me to buy ya sumptin? Ok sippy cups usually do da trick. What? No your too old? Yeah I knew dat I've dated older girls. All I date actually. How bout a juice box?
1 TheElDan 2019-03-26
“Joey, is everything alright?” “Dat fuckin waiter took two minutes to bring me anuddah Bud Light.” “Baby, he’s just busy. I’m sure it wasn’t a personal attack.” “Alright, look.....[sigh] I didn’t wanna bring this up. There’s a website called Reddit...”
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2019-03-26
Reminder that he never actually denied being one.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-03-26
How many nude pics does this whore have
1 gcastrato 2019-03-26
None showing her butthole, yet.
1 KenFrezno 2019-03-26
You have 5 seconds to take it back
1 therealstinks 2019-03-26
these are classy model nudes not whore ones how dare u
1 HappyGilgore 2019-03-26
I wonder what music Joe listens to when he's pwning
1 Bennieand 2019-03-26
80s hair metal
1 Anarchomancer 2019-03-26
The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Zebra and Huey Lewis.
1 LaphogWizard 2019-03-26
Skrewdriver
1 draganaughtz 2019-03-26
His favorite band The People Haters
1 Keiths_skin_tag 2019-03-26
Blue eyed devils and Nordic Thunder
1 whalerobot 2019-03-26
Life at the outpost
1 eviljammies 2019-03-26
Franz Ferdinand and the electric six
1 gcastrato 2019-03-26
Wish Milla Jovovich was on Cameo.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-26
How can she afford not to be?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-26
I don't think she has a drug or gambling problem.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-26
What’s the point of even becoming rich then?
1 LamarThePotato 2019-03-26
Doing movies, commercials and not being a Cumia.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-26
I don't think she has a drug or gambling problem.
1 LaphogWizard 2019-03-26
Joe is the adult equivalent of the kid in high school who said he had a model girlfriend in Oklahoma.
1 DickPunchOpie 2019-03-26
So Fez didn't have a girlfriend in Niagara Falls??
1 Worldstar1987 2019-03-26
Shes still there. Fez visits frequently.
1 Axelfolly 2019-03-26
I'm behind the times, what did the hot chick from the resident evil movies have to do with Joe?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-26
He once ran into her and got a picture. He towered above her at 6’1 and she remarked that most men in Hollywood were short. They were totally almost going to go out to dinner but their schedules clashed. She had a movie to do and he had a plastic bag convention to play. The rest is history.
1 Axelfolly 2019-03-26
Ahhh gotcha. Can't tell ya how many times this has happened to me. Such is life
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-03-26
I’d love to smell her asshole, but I’m not 6’1’’
1 GiygasFetus 2019-03-26
This is wonderful.
1 Worldstar1987 2019-03-26
Shes still there. Fez visits frequently.