They Might Be Giant Faggots

153  2019-03-26 by NortheastPhilly

34 comments

Cursing myself for not thinking of that band name thirty years ago.

I've wasted my life.

I don't know which is the gayer shirt: Letterman's King Tut, or Joe's Chinese Dragon versus Tiger.

How could you not mention fake Bono's half done-up shirt with his nipples hanging out so he can squirt his man nipple juice at all the elderly people and empty seats in the crowd

We got one of those "Almost {insert 80s band name}" at The State Theatre in Falls Church, VA this month. This time it's "Almost Queen." Too bad it wasn't Bovine Joe Cumia's "Almost Journey" because I would have gone to that show.

There's also an offensively large number of repeated Todd Rundgren shows that nobody seems to have wanted.

Then there's the venue's regular band "Zoso," also known as "Facsimile Led Zeppelin."

Nice critique of your local entertainment scene, stupid

Ligma

Bawlz

The guy in the white shirt at least has the character and self-respect to look ashamed of his life choices

And he’s wearing the least gayest clothing.

Being naked with a dick in each hand would have been less gay.

David Letterman?

he looks like David Letterman and Ron Perlman were merged with some AI face swap tool

holy fuck that's uncanny

Toby Flenderson

Stupid Faggot Tricks

Evil David Letterman.

the one faggot in blue looks like ron pearlmans autistic brother larry and joe looks like a nigger. the other two faggots might as well have aids.

At least two of them aren't playing dress up.

He does these impersonations, you'd swear it was the real people.

He isn’t real people!

Remind me: Does the real Edge normally wear t-shirts exclusively sold at truck stops?

Eric Clapton does

I just realized Joe's shirt isnt a skull with wings but something somehow even gayer than that.

One on the far left looks like bono from U2 lmao

If you look that much like David Letterman, why wear the glasses to emphasize it?

Faggots call these faggots faggots.

If I supported this website, I would give you gold. I laughed so hard at thread title.

Wal mart models.

God, Joe is just dog asshole ugly. How dare he think he’s attractive.

It's like being greeted at the former " fans of White Snake Roadies" annual cookout.

U know whstd doll as fuck ? Dragons and ying yangs.

It's like a lineup at the police station after breaking up a pedo ring & they brought the boy in to identify them.

just a war hero rockin out with a couple buddies. cool guy joe is what they call him

also, opie is an active pedophile

"might"?

Nothing has ever been more fucking definitive

he looks like David Letterman and Ron Perlman were merged with some AI face swap tool

Stupid Faggot Tricks

Evil David Letterman.