How could you not mention fake Bono's half done-up shirt with his nipples hanging out so he can squirt his man nipple juice at all the elderly people and empty seats in the crowd
We got one of those "Almost {insert 80s band name}" at The State Theatre in Falls Church, VA this month. This time it's "Almost Queen." Too bad it wasn't Bovine Joe Cumia's "Almost Journey" because I would have gone to that show.
There's also an offensively large number of repeated Todd Rundgren shows that nobody seems to have wanted.
Then there's the venue's regular band "Zoso," also known as "Facsimile Led Zeppelin."
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1 Air_Rangoon 2019-03-26
Cursing myself for not thinking of that band name thirty years ago.
I've wasted my life.
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-03-26
I don't know which is the gayer shirt: Letterman's King Tut, or Joe's Chinese Dragon versus Tiger.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-03-26
How could you not mention fake Bono's half done-up shirt with his nipples hanging out so he can squirt his man nipple juice at all the elderly people and empty seats in the crowd
1 DildoRenter 2019-03-26
We got one of those "Almost {insert 80s band name}" at The State Theatre in Falls Church, VA this month. This time it's "Almost Queen." Too bad it wasn't Bovine Joe Cumia's "Almost Journey" because I would have gone to that show.
There's also an offensively large number of repeated Todd Rundgren shows that nobody seems to have wanted.
Then there's the venue's regular band "Zoso," also known as "Facsimile Led Zeppelin."
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-26
Nice critique of your local entertainment scene, stupid
1 DildoRenter 2019-03-26
Ligma
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-26
Bawlz
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-03-26
The guy in the white shirt at least has the character and self-respect to look ashamed of his life choices
1 Artie-Larger 2019-03-26
And he’s wearing the least gayest clothing.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-26
Being naked with a dick in each hand would have been less gay.
1 Belchides 2019-03-26
David Letterman?
1 moleguy9k 2019-03-26
he looks like David Letterman and Ron Perlman were merged with some AI face swap tool
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-03-26
holy fuck that's uncanny
1 Viro_Lopes 2019-03-26
Toby Flenderson
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-03-26
Stupid Faggot Tricks
1 Anuskasvo 2019-03-26
Evil David Letterman.
1 Leland_ 2019-03-26
the one faggot in blue looks like ron pearlmans autistic brother larry and joe looks like a nigger. the other two faggots might as well have aids.
1 lespaul84 2019-03-26
At least two of them aren't playing dress up.
1 just_lou 2019-03-26
He does these impersonations, you'd swear it was the real people.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-03-26
He isn’t real people!
1 theblindingape 2019-03-26
Remind me: Does the real Edge normally wear t-shirts exclusively sold at truck stops?
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-03-26
Eric Clapton does
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-26
I just realized Joe's shirt isnt a skull with wings but something somehow even gayer than that.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-03-26
One on the far left looks like bono from U2 lmao
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-03-26
If you look that much like David Letterman, why wear the glasses to emphasize it?
1 Monkey___Business 2019-03-26
Faggots call these faggots faggots.
1 bourbon-poo-poo 2019-03-26
If I supported this website, I would give you gold. I laughed so hard at thread title.
1 Billyassman 2019-03-26
Wal mart models.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-03-26
God, Joe is just dog asshole ugly. How dare he think he’s attractive.
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-03-26
It's like being greeted at the former " fans of White Snake Roadies" annual cookout.
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-03-26
U know whstd doll as fuck ? Dragons and ying yangs.
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-03-26
It's like a lineup at the police station after breaking up a pedo ring & they brought the boy in to identify them.
1 ichise8 2019-03-26
just a war hero rockin out with a couple buddies. cool guy joe is what they call him
also, opie is an active pedophile
1 Phkna1 2019-03-26
"might"?
Nothing has ever been more fucking definitive
1 moleguy9k 2019-03-26
he looks like David Letterman and Ron Perlman were merged with some AI face swap tool
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-03-26
Stupid Faggot Tricks
1 Anuskasvo 2019-03-26
Evil David Letterman.