It's great to make fun of Joe - particularly his delusion that he ever had a shot with Milla Jovovich - but let's not mince words here: Her husband PAUL W.S. ANDERSON is a delusional fucking hack.
0 2019-03-26 by TangerineReam
She's obviously dated UP with Anderson - in comparison to Joe or any Cumia - but he's not that much better than just being a luckier version of Uwe Boll.
Women are hypergamous and Anderson has raked in cash with his shitty movies because of China. So ergo: His desirability in that sense seems pretty palpable.
But he makes shitty films with nobody's for retards, that are either complete hack jobs, or outright steal plot points, settings and themes from more successful movies (Dawn of the Dead remake, Fury Road).
Still BETTER than Joe of course; but let's not pretend that both Milla and Anderson don't deserve a pick axe through the forehead, like they're in a Tex Avery cartoon.
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1 J-Bradley1 2019-03-26
He made ALIEN VS. PREDATOR PG-13.
As a huge fan of both those series', I have to say,
FUCK that Motherfucker!!!
1 PeepholesCourt 2019-03-26
Ya know....he made three decent movies.
Mortal Kombat was better than it should've been. Event Horizon is a quality schlock gorefest and Soldier is very underrated (and, interestingly, takes place in the Blade Runner universe)
Otherwise he must've gotten hit on the head with something heavy in 1999 because his movies became complete and utter dog shit.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-03-26
He’s actually brilliant. He figured out how to make terrible but extremely financially successful films (vs their budget) while him and his wife raked in all the cash. He’s a boss. Doesn’t borrow money from his pedophile brother.
1 literalotherkin 2019-03-26
Is that true about Soldier? I have to watch that. Blade Runner is my favourite movie.
1 PeepholesCourt 2019-03-26
It sure is. Same screenwriter and wrote in a bunch of connections.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-03-26
He made all the shitty Resident Evil movies didn't he? How do you fuck up such a simple story so badly?
1 literalotherkin 2019-03-26
Event Horizon is PFG. She should have stuck with the frog who did Leon and 5th Element though.