It's the rapid turns in fortune that gets me. He posts something thinking he's a winner ("I nearly dated Mila Jojobabitch! Suck it, redditards!") and then he wakes up to days of people shitting on that treasured memory.
Any normal person would think to themselves “Gee whatever im doing is NOT working. I should probably not kick the hornets nest anymore.” But nope. Not Bovine Joe.
Joe cumia is once a bath monkey from the depths of.the marianastrench. A lot of people say bath monkeys shouldn’t be allowed to dress up like humans, to dine like humans, to walk amongst humans or to sing poor u2 Karaoke like some humans. A lot of people say bath monkeys should know their place and stay in the treacherous depths of the marianas trench. but I disagree, I say let this bath monkey roam the planet and wash and bathe all the men’s genitals clean with his sponge like tongue that it pleases. If it desires an old coin or two for its labour, I say pay it. It’s not a free or easy life to be a bath monkey from the treacherous depths of the marianas trench that cleans and bathed men genitalia with its sponge like tongue so why should it not have freedoms and also some minor compensations?
12 comments
1 JosephCumia1959 2019-03-25
Say that to my FACE you liberal punk. I am a veteran, a musician, and Anthony Cumia is my BROTHER.
1 Bennieand 2019-03-25
You and your brother are ghoulish queers. Id fight both of you niggers at the same time.
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-03-25
No.. please dont. Anthony was once known as quite the back ally knife fighter.... I think it was in Tunisia
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-25
That's correct. He turned to that life after a failed stint selling tapestries in the markets of Istanbul.
1 DildoRenter 2019-03-25
Nice alt account, stupid.
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-03-25
What a HOT take!
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-25
And he's gay
1 Layla_Benet_Ramsey 2019-03-25
Imagine being Joe Cumia and going to sleep not knowing what kind of bullying you’re in store for when you wake up?
1 Jungies 2019-03-25
It's the rapid turns in fortune that gets me. He posts something thinking he's a winner ("I nearly dated Mila Jojobabitch! Suck it, redditards!") and then he wakes up to days of people shitting on that treasured memory.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-03-25
Any normal person would think to themselves “Gee whatever im doing is NOT working. I should probably not kick the hornets nest anymore.” But nope. Not Bovine Joe.
1 timallenonacid 2019-03-25
Joe cumia is once a bath monkey from the depths of.the marianastrench. A lot of people say bath monkeys shouldn’t be allowed to dress up like humans, to dine like humans, to walk amongst humans or to sing poor u2 Karaoke like some humans. A lot of people say bath monkeys should know their place and stay in the treacherous depths of the marianas trench. but I disagree, I say let this bath monkey roam the planet and wash and bathe all the men’s genitals clean with his sponge like tongue that it pleases. If it desires an old coin or two for its labour, I say pay it. It’s not a free or easy life to be a bath monkey from the treacherous depths of the marianas trench that cleans and bathed men genitalia with its sponge like tongue so why should it not have freedoms and also some minor compensations?
1 Johnfromconeyisland 2019-03-25
He makes Stephen Paddock look like a cool brother to have