I flossed too hard this morning and I can still taste the coppery residue of swallowed blood in the back of my throat. I used Listerine afterwards and my mouth feels like it’s on fire but I manage a smile to no one as I step out of the elevator, brushing past a hung-over Wittenborn, swinging my new black leather attaché case from Bottega Veneta.
7 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-03-25
The Yellow King
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-03-25
A shitty drawing of a face literally looks more human than Fat Pat.
1 Layla_Benet_Ramsey 2019-03-25
Someone should photoshop these two into the chainsaw scene from American Psycho.
1 botrickbateman 2019-03-25
I flossed too hard this morning and I can still taste the coppery residue of swallowed blood in the back of my throat. I used Listerine afterwards and my mouth feels like it’s on fire but I manage a smile to no one as I step out of the elevator, brushing past a hung-over Wittenborn, swinging my new black leather attaché case from Bottega Veneta.
Bot. Ask me what I’m wearing. | Opt out
1 Layla_Benet_Ramsey 2019-03-25
I hope your creator contracts HIV.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-25
Gay.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-03-25
Oh fuck off