1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-25

Elizabeth Clarke is fat and lonely

1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-03-25

So fat. And so lonely.

1 bonniesretardsister 2019-03-25

What's weird? A sleazy lawyer got caught trying to do something sleazy. It was as natural as squirrels eating acorns and Jim Norton lusting for Nordic "women" with 11 inch cocks.

1 PatFromBukakke 2019-03-25

yeh, no shit, not weird at all

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1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-03-25

Well ladies, gents, xers, and they, that's enough Facebook for me today. If you need me, you can find me on my usual barstool.

1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-25

He's like Norm from Cheers without the solid marriage and friends.

1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-03-25

More like Francis Buxton from Pee Wee

1 BlueBash 2019-03-25

And no one happily greets him when he walks through the door

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-03-25

“Oh great that fat bastard is back again and is going to chase all my patrons away by trying to sell them shitty rom coms in space... Oh hey Pat, what are you having today?” And Pat thinks she remembers his name because she likes him.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-25

Yeah, turned over or sumphin

1 OpieHasTits 2019-03-25

C'mon dude, you're always on this sub. You should know by now we don't make baby noises here.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-25

HAHAHAHA HE SAID THE OPIE THING!!!!!

1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-03-25

"I'm outside of my house. Today is too fuckin' weird."

1 JimandFred 2019-03-25

Ari Shaffir looking muuug.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-25

(((lawyers))))

1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-03-25

He'll be back on Facebook within 3 hrs.

All his corrupt Democrat heroes getting exposed in one 24 hr period won't keep his fat ass from attention seeking.

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1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-25

Imagine being such a dimwit manbaby that you genuinely believe a bunch of lawyers and politicians are the "good guys."

1 bollg 2019-03-25

Imagine anyone, anywhere, at any point in human history, being so gullible as to actually like Hillary Clinton.

1 TedBacon 2019-03-25

Imagine being so gullible that you actually say shit like "future president Ocasio-Cortez"

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-25

Yeah president of rubbing her titties on my dick

1 Mcchisell 2019-03-25

Oh look Patrick Tomlinson is an annoying SJW I didn’t know

1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-03-25

Oh, come on. I know liberals that never even trusted Avennati and considered the whole Stormy Daniels thing to be a distraction. Patty needs to get over himself.

1 Haunter94 2019-03-25

The bit is he's too radical for Democrats but was never a Bernie supporter. A radical freedom fighter under the service of Lady Hillary is who he role plays as.

I assume, either subconsciously or not, that he believes most women in the country were indeed for Hillary and women are a population he desperately wants to have support from as a kind of control over them.

1 DickSlit 2019-03-25

I hope Hillary spirit cooks both Pats as well as Pete Davidson's future children.

1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-03-25

The dude tried to extort fucking Nike. This isn’t a damn mom n pop shoe company. The fuck did he think would happen?

1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-25

It was indeed a bold strategy.

1 Dank_Finance 2019-03-25

Check out @AlanMCole’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/AlanMCole/status/1110233015286931457?s=09

1 TriangleDimes 2019-03-25

I haven't figured out if his hilarious insanity makes me admire him yet.

1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-03-25