Most of whom probably do it as a hobby that happens to pay some pocket money, and are looking forward to rewarding pensions after 40-something years in the real world, adult job market.
Joe is a waste of space and (deep down) he knows it, hence the paper-thin arrogance and fake superiority.
Some imagine it's hard, a relationship with two type A personalities in show business, but there's no jealousy, just a competetive nature that doesn't end in the bedroom 🥂
When Joe writes shit like that, i.e. outright lies, do you think he knows he's lying or does he actually believe it? I guess what I'm asking is, is he just full of shit or is he mental?
If have a "friend" that reminds me of joe who will make up the most outrageous, insane lies that are so stupid that I actually feel insulted that he expects me to believe him. If I challenge it he will flip his shit frothing at the mouth how IM in fact the liar. Point being that my friend actually starts believing his own lies which is very joe like
Met at least two same kinds of guy in the Army. I think that type is attracted to the gig just because it adds an element of truth to some new wild bullshit they want to concoct
I think the Cumias lie so much that they've truly convinced themselves that the lie is the truth. Anthony has contradicted himself so many times over the last several years but I think he really does believe whatever current lie he is trying to sell to unsuspecting individuals. Joe is the same.
It’s denial and inability to accept personal responsibility along with extreme lack of self awareness. When Joe encounters Jovovich, he begins to feel despair that he has zero chance. It would destroy his self-conception to admit this, so as an automatic defense mechanism he begins to rationalize it and then sort of “pave over” the memory with a fabrication. He would have a chance with her if he were a famous rock star or whatever, and in his mind he would have been one if the trolls/libs/etc. hadn’t killed his career. So I think for him it’s easy enough to just speak in his imagined ideal self, which is where we get the “our schedules clashed” type bullshit.
Additionally he’s so insanely stupid that I think he believes that he convincingly portrays himself as a badass rock and roll tough guy, and if he thinks he’s sold that why wouldn’t he think he can sell this?
it wasnt an outright lie. it was more like a lie he told himself that he was trying to make everyone else buy into. his ego needed to believe that a woman internationally famous for her beauty seriously considered fucking him.
I don't think it's a lie. Joe will have made a joke about going out to dinner with her, she asked "when", he'll have named a date and she'll have been busy that night... as she would have replied whatever night he asked.
She gets hit on all the time, and rather than get a reputation as a bitch for telling guys to fuck off, she gives them a quick ego boost and lets them down easy.
If you want proof that it works, well... Joe's still talking about it.
In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority comes from the inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability.
excuse me, buddy, i take offense at your insinuation that im "phoning it in". if youll browse through my murals, youll quickly realize that i am the only producer of quality original content on this entire subreddit
you should be thanking me. im also exposing pedophiles and honoring patriots. also, opie is an active pedophile
" she said she loved my completely original style of bald head, goatee & earrings. Then I told her about how my OJ song made Ant rich & he stole my life. GIMME MY 100K YOU THIEVING CICKSUCKA!"
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1 LamarThePotato 2019-03-25
In his 60s and playing "his music" to an empty parking lot.
Of course Joe is an angry man broadcasting his resentful opinions on Facebook, who wouldn't?
1 AxelSpott 2019-03-25
A shit ton of just slightly smarter and self aware cover band guitarists in their 60s
1 McGowan9 2019-03-25
Most of whom probably do it as a hobby that happens to pay some pocket money, and are looking forward to rewarding pensions after 40-something years in the real world, adult job market.
Joe is a waste of space and (deep down) he knows it, hence the paper-thin arrogance and fake superiority.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-03-25
That's not an empty parking lot. It's a plastic bag convention. Get it right.
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-03-25
The press turned away from her to photograph Joe.
1 Haunter94 2019-03-25
Some imagine it's hard, a relationship with two type A personalities in show business, but there's no jealousy, just a competetive nature that doesn't end in the bedroom 🥂
1 McGowan9 2019-03-25
When Joe writes shit like that, i.e. outright lies, do you think he knows he's lying or does he actually believe it? I guess what I'm asking is, is he just full of shit or is he mental?
1 Trenchunit 2019-03-25
Joe is an absolute fucking nutcase.
1 padre- 2019-03-25
If have a "friend" that reminds me of joe who will make up the most outrageous, insane lies that are so stupid that I actually feel insulted that he expects me to believe him. If I challenge it he will flip his shit frothing at the mouth how IM in fact the liar. Point being that my friend actually starts believing his own lies which is very joe like
1 McGowan9 2019-03-25
Honest question, why are you friends with him?
1 theZenImpulse 2019-03-25
Padre is his “friend.” This is just another one of his lies.
1 alkiefuck 2019-03-25
i perform for him, leave it alone fagbasher
1 McGowan9 2019-03-25
Don't worry, I'm not a fagbasher, you guys are perfectly safe
1 padre- 2019-03-25
Met in the military, known each other for 25 years
1 McGowan9 2019-03-25
One of those "don't ask, don't tell" deals?
1 padre- 2019-03-25
cant tell you
1 FromHereOn014 2019-03-25
Met at least two same kinds of guy in the Army. I think that type is attracted to the gig just because it adds an element of truth to some new wild bullshit they want to concoct
1 padre- 2019-03-25
yep, exactly
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-25
Insane friends are great.
When I was a kid, my best friend lied about EVERYTHING
1 McGowan9 2019-03-25
Not a classic anecdote that one, was it.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-25
Peter and the Wolf was my favorite story as a kid.
1 Rawhide_Kobayashi 2019-03-25
Wow, I can’t believe it!
1 ronsumbrella 2019-03-25
Well Opie did say the Cumails were “mental” when he graciously had them on his Nighttime Attitude Show. Gregg Hughes is a seer.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-03-25
You spelled queer wrong. Fuck the three of those fags.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-25
I think the Cumias lie so much that they've truly convinced themselves that the lie is the truth. Anthony has contradicted himself so many times over the last several years but I think he really does believe whatever current lie he is trying to sell to unsuspecting individuals. Joe is the same.
1 Rawhide_Kobayashi 2019-03-25
It’s denial and inability to accept personal responsibility along with extreme lack of self awareness. When Joe encounters Jovovich, he begins to feel despair that he has zero chance. It would destroy his self-conception to admit this, so as an automatic defense mechanism he begins to rationalize it and then sort of “pave over” the memory with a fabrication. He would have a chance with her if he were a famous rock star or whatever, and in his mind he would have been one if the trolls/libs/etc. hadn’t killed his career. So I think for him it’s easy enough to just speak in his imagined ideal self, which is where we get the “our schedules clashed” type bullshit.
Additionally he’s so insanely stupid that I think he believes that he convincingly portrays himself as a badass rock and roll tough guy, and if he thinks he’s sold that why wouldn’t he think he can sell this?
1 OpieHasTits 2019-03-25
Denial, deceit, delusion
1 theblindingape 2019-03-25
I just wonder what kind of person actually believes Joe's stories??
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-25
Anthony does because he's still afraid that Joe will give him a swirlie and stuff him into the locker.
1 hSUitMSi 2019-03-25
it wasnt an outright lie. it was more like a lie he told himself that he was trying to make everyone else buy into. his ego needed to believe that a woman internationally famous for her beauty seriously considered fucking him.
1 Jungies 2019-03-25
I don't think it's a lie. Joe will have made a joke about going out to dinner with her, she asked "when", he'll have named a date and she'll have been busy that night... as she would have replied whatever night he asked.
She gets hit on all the time, and rather than get a reputation as a bitch for telling guys to fuck off, she gives them a quick ego boost and lets them down easy.
If you want proof that it works, well... Joe's still talking about it.
1 bornrevolution 2019-03-25
He’s kind of both. He’s mental and truly believes it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect
1 WikiTextBot 2019-03-25
Dunning–Kruger effect
In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority comes from the inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability.
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1 Loserslovereddit 2019-03-25
Please forward this to Owen Benjamin and his lackluster cult of " bears "
1 madenat39 2019-03-25
I think his idea of their schedules clashing is her saying she’s busy and can’t go out
1 this_light 2019-03-25
Wait, what did i miss?
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-25
MEEEEEEEE
1 pashow84 2019-03-25
This time he didn’t get the girl.... but he could have.
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-03-25
And I*
1 Bennieand 2019-03-25
Everytime i read that i cringe. Oh Joe, you bumbling doofus.
1 this_light 2019-03-25
Joe is the gift that keeps on giving
1 shredler 2019-03-25
This is jim norton levels of delusional.
1 alienthriftship 2019-03-25
Whats wild is that its in a reply to rogan
1 Sumumfachunk 2019-03-25
Good fucking lord, all this Joe stuff is relatively new to me. I know his tribute band called 2U was mentioned a lot. This was tough to read.
1 jokespot 2019-03-25
Jovovich thought Joe was retarded and wanted to be nice and be on a picture with him.
1 therealstinks 2019-03-25
No she was smitten
1 ucfgavin 2019-03-25
Are they playing in front of a DMV?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-03-25
It's actually day three of the 2017 Western Long Island Plastic Bag Convention.
1 DildoRenter 2019-03-25
This makes it even funnier.
1 MisanthropicAsshole 2019-03-25
No, because a DMV is actually busy.
1 ronsumbrella 2019-03-25
Even from this distance you can see how fat JoeH is
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2019-03-25
joe was the dirty kid in elementary school
1 Attonitus1 2019-03-25
I almost went on a date with a famous Hollywood actress but our schedules clashed so I started dating a crypt keeper instead.
1 ichise8 2019-03-25
joe was too busy for that wench. the war hero had joy to spread to thousands.
nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is an active pedophile
1 ItsMyDealHereWade 2019-03-25
Your bit sucks. Go away spambot faggot.
1 ichise8 2019-03-25
keep trying opester, your korean bots wont stop me
nice try wit da bots tho
1 therealstinks 2019-03-25
You’re the saddest of the sad here. You keep calling the sub boring yet continually keep coming here and Posting the same joke for a month straight.
1 ichise8 2019-03-25
im on a mission to expose pedophilia and venerate veterans. nice try wit da hate tho
also, opie is an active pedophile
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-03-25
You're not even creative with this shit though, you're just phoning it in ctrl+v'ing the same shit over & over.
Go chase a frisbee, retard.
1 ichise8 2019-03-25
excuse me, buddy, i take offense at your insinuation that im "phoning it in". if youll browse through my murals, youll quickly realize that i am the only producer of quality original content on this entire subreddit
you should be thanking me. im also exposing pedophiles and honoring patriots. also, opie is an active pedophile
1 Layla_Benet_Ramsey 2019-03-25
I think he told her they should hang out and she politely made an excuse and he took it as he had a chance.
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-03-25
" she said she loved my completely original style of bald head, goatee & earrings. Then I told her about how my OJ song made Ant rich & he stole my life. GIMME MY 100K YOU THIEVING CICKSUCKA!"
1 slothlivesmatter 2019-03-25
I wonder how many times RealEdge has rocked out while standing in an oil stain.
1 CacaDick 2019-03-25
People would pay more for a log of her shit than he could get for his glorified trailer.
1 Persianschlong 2019-03-25
Haha holee shit
1 247world 2019-03-25
Can someone point me to what started all this
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-25
I love when he uses terminology like that, cool Joe.
Their schedules clashed. Lol " my people will call your people and we will do lunch"
Shut the fuck up, faggot Joe, you make mid 5 figures a year. She spends that each year on brunch
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-03-25
"can you put these extra chairs out incase we need them?"
you wont be needing them.
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-03-25
Dopey fuck, if he really believes he had a chance with her he should kill himself.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-25
MEEEEEEEE
1 pashow84 2019-03-25
This time he didn’t get the girl.... but he could have.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-25
Not a classic anecdote that one, was it.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-25
Anthony does because he's still afraid that Joe will give him a swirlie and stuff him into the locker.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-25
Peter and the Wolf was my favorite story as a kid.
1 Rawhide_Kobayashi 2019-03-25
Wow, I can’t believe it!