In this unedited photo from his website, Sam is clearly standing on something to make himself appear to be the Joe Cumia to Becky Lynch's Milla Jovovich.

11  2019-03-25 by Opprobriousness

8 comments

1  Opprobriousness 2019-03-25

I thought this was a clever photoshop until I saw that it was literally from his website.

Becky Lynch is 5'6".

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-25

Plus Sam has lifts in his negro shoes. He's probably about 5'2.

1  ShetUp 2019-03-25

God damn that head is fucking gross

1  JerkStoreJ 2019-03-25

Nice Montgomery Burns body and posture, stupid

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-03-25

He really is a fucking repugnant creature. Even if I knew nothing of him, I'd say he's undoubtedly one of the most physically nauseating people I've ever seen, just from appearance alone. Fuck, I'd call Anthony handsome compared to this piece of shit

1  AntsCamera 2019-03-25

I bet his parents were horrified when that fucking melon emerged. I bet his parents never fucked again.

Is that a vein or a hydraulics hose? What the fuck is in his head?

1  NguyenLevin71 2019-03-25

Which is why it’s weird that they put him on growth hormone as a child. You’d think they’d at least try to contain the disaster, not make it bigger.

1  gayjohn75 2019-03-25

I think it's the edge of his forehead bone plate, whatever that's called