Patriot who is thin and totally not on drugs takes on libtards at Chicken restaurant

40  2019-03-24 by crookedmile

54 comments

He's not very thin. Falex and Compound media are fags.

At least Joe is attempting to lose weight, this nigga is fat as shit

Just give him 45 days....

https://i.redd.it/l5limm1eavzy.jpg

He looks absolutely the same save for the tan. I didn’t forget to laff.

You're obsessed with him, faggot

Calling out a fat guy for being fat isn't obsessed. But getting upset when someone calls out a fat guy for being fat makes you a faggot, queer

You're on this subreddit, bud. You're fat.

Sure, and you're on this sub which makes you a total aggot. I'm glad we're all in agreement, bud

^ that fight was more retarded than the one we just watched

Alex Jones yells at chapo sub posters

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1,000 ways to handle things positively and win people over. 1 totally wrong way to handle a situation. Alex just runs headlong into the worst possible way to do a thing. He's paunchy, balding and just crazier than a shithouse Rat. Keepin' it classy as always, Alexis. (Man tits)

Could anyone imagine being bullied by those Garbage Pail Kids?

The girl who asked "When are you due?" at 0:23 made me laugh

Yeah, but then when you see the freaks that are goofing on him pan into the video it loses something. It's like Bob Kelly making fun of Oprah's weight. I wouldn't mind if everyone involved in this scene took a long walk off of short pier.

It's like Bob Kelly making fun of Oprah's weight.

Exactly. AJ calls the one fat dude a slob to try to take the heat of the woman calling him out for being a pizza-breasted fatso, it was great.

Maybe they should all do a podcast together

She has Linz Bella voice though. Annoying to hear for more than 30 seconds.

But after seeing her I wish we got a Marc Gomez cameo.

The girl at the table alone with the bun, sitting there disassociating is my favorite. "Oh God...please make him stop...please...."

If Alex didn't meet Joe Rogan he would have followed Teri Davis

I've always wondered what twitter would look like in reality. Now I know.

I’m convinced that he’s the living embodiment of the internet in it’s true form. All his memories are artificial. He was created for one purpose and that is make people think that what he’s saying is hysterical nonsense they can continue to grow that pig/human army.

This lunatic fatso is definitely going to get all hopped up on Alpha Brain some day and shoot someone.

Hopefully some socialists or Muslims

This is why I love alex jones

The joke’s on them. These people are probably about to get hounded to the brink of suicide by a bunch of unstable boomers who think they’re paid actors.

with any luck. If everyone involved in this video committed suicide it would be absolutely no loss. With the exception of Alex Jones, A Treasure.

If anything, he has more millennial fans.

I used to hate Alex Jones but now I love him and think he is the physical embodiment of free speech. He's probably said literally a million retarded things criticizing the government and society over the course of his life and has never been prosecuted for it. God Bless America 🇺🇲

Poor Alex. If this videos makes one thing clear, it is that 1776 will not commence again unfortunately.

This whole thing of calling right wingers “snowflake” is so retarded. Not wanting to be verbally abused while you’re eating in public isn’t the same as demanding everyone at your queer liberation poetry slam does jazz hands instead of clapping because loud noises give you panic attacks. Fucking smarmy Alinskian horseshit.

This whole thing of calling right wingers “snowflake” is so retarded.

Sure, and the whole thing of calling left wingers "libtard" is equally retarded. It's a retard fight at the fried chicken hut in Texas

Shut up you snowflake libtard I hope alex jones beats your ass with a chicken bone

Bitch please, that balding fatass would get winded faster than Joe does when he ties his shoes

That’s right! Ol’ nigger nose Joe has t take a breather after just attempting to tie the laces of his dog shit “dad sneakers” Peoples Court originals. Nice hollow pride brag about losing weight just by thinking about it, stupid.

"Snowflake" is a term specific to leftists because they want to censor everything because they get get offended. It doesn't even make sense to call a right-winger a "snowflake". The checked-Twitter accounters who Alex was fighting against were just throwing back that term to him without much thought.

It didn't mean that initially. It was a knock the participation trophy generation- they were snowflakes because their parent's thought they were so unique and special.

Thanks for genesis. I'm surprised you didn't break down the latin orgins of "snowflake".

I guess you like being an ignorant nigger.

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Tangy Tangerine

My man is a thicc bull with 18inch arms and a 50 inch chest. He’s bein eating chicken all fucking day and would beat the brakes off any of those faggots

fucking idiot

Alex Jones will fuck your wife while you watch you cucks.
That male vitality ain't nothing to play with.

That woman who asked him when was he due set up an awesome Southern Abortionist voice bit but he fluffed it. God damn it, Alex

Glad that he’s fightin for muh freedoms

Public confrontation is a sign of testosterone

Anyone else notice Alexs jaw swinging left and right?? How much adderall is this man on?

I want some hidden camera footage of Alex Jones behaving normal.

Revenge of the nerds. at least he didn't back down when that big faggot tried to intimidate him

bill hicks standing up

Alex,relax man,there not people.

I could agree with every word that these blue haired hipsters say and still not support these people.