How do you not kill yourself with teeth like that?

he has no self awareness.

He reminds himself that he has a wonderful head of hair. Oh wait...

At least he has a bunch of very cool and not at all gay hats and shirts.

How about those lips, I would like to remove them with some coarse sandpaper.

I just wanna kiss em

Hopefully he got that shiner just for being a spic

He got it on St Paddys day he said on opies podcast. Jealousy apparantly 🙄

Definitely not that he got shitfaced and mouthed off to some punchy Celtic tough.

He's working with the master. What could be better than that

Oh, this is fucking fantastic. #Bruizing I was on his Pariscope once back when he thought he was blowing up and grabbing fame by the cunt hairs and I asked him “which metal band you like best?”...he said “Pantera!” So I replied “Yeah, Phil Anselmo rules.” The filthy wetback squinted his spic eyes and read it out loud mumbling “yeah, Phil Anselmo rules...huh, good for him.” Nice lies, stupid! Who the fuck mentions Pantera and doesn’t know who fuck Phil Anselmo is?! I sure hope that shiner came from a thick glass mug of green beer smashing against his head sending his shitty green leprechaun hat flying. #St.PattyDoesntTolerateRottenSpics #TheMadGapper

Maybe he's one of those fags that liked Dimebag and his gay ass drum playing brother and took their side when the gay brother blamed Phil for Dime getting blasted. There are actually retards that think it was Phil's fault.

Nah, he’s just a full of shit spic. He has no fucking clue who Pantera actually is and that one of the members was murdered on stage (or if he does know about Dimes murder the stupid fuck probably thinks it was Pantera on stage that night). He just heard the name a lot and clung on like a parasite to it. One of those jerk offs that if you put him on the spot and say “name a song...any fucking song? Name an album?” he would just stare at you blankly with those mad tapper teeth and try to crack a joke to get out of it.

You're most likely right, I just wanted to rant at the dumb fucks that blame Phil for Dime's death and to call his brother a faggot.

I hear ya, brother! Phil constantly wrote songs about the fake ass phony trend following fucks on Pantera records. I love it. Long live Pantera!

Wasn't he killed by a great big fat person?

is Phil Anselmo the father of Jane Anselmo? Anthonys old girlfriend the one he took that creepy family Christmas picture with? apology girl

When he gets mad he thumps his tail against the ground.

you could fit a micropenis between that tooth gap

too bad he’s not a contortionist

It looks like his whole tongue is about to slip through that gap.

If I ever see that beater ass 1980s BMW he drives, I'm keying that bitch with "DIP!".

It's a VW Fox Wagon.

More like Fag Wagon.

"Its a classic !!"

ya thats why i do it online and not irl

Ice Cuuu!

I hope this fat lard gets diabetes.

Something I never understood about Carl is that he's always got lots of pics of him sitting in front of a table with food he's eating, but never seems to have many pictures of him, as a professional chef, making any of the food.

Bucky

Hippotooth wetback spic fat piece of shit.

Nah, he’s just a full of shit spic. He has no fucking clue who Pantera actually is and that one of the members was murdered on stage (or if he does know about Dimes murder the stupid fuck probably thinks it was Pantera on stage that night). He just heard the name a lot and clung on like a parasite to it. One of those jerk offs that if you put him on the spot and say “name a song...any fucking song? Name an album?” he would just stare at you blankly with those mad tapper teeth and try to crack a joke to get out of it.