So stupid it’s hilarious.

How do you drink the soda without opening it?

He never finishes it he just sips on it then puts it back at 6pm when he goes to bed.

He shotguns it against his head

Did he actually say this?

Does he ever not say this?

I believe this is a reference to him drinking one small cup of coffee spread out throughout the whole day. He mentioned it on Rogan.

No, he drinks a lot of coffee. He was talking about one bottle of Organic Ginger Ale out of a six pack on Sunday while he calls the vegan fag from Fugazi and then listens to Charlie Parker records.

Yes, on Rogan.

Kike.

I have a feeling he lied about the scrutiny he faced about his Iran trip. On one of his Rogan appearance he claims he basically fled the country by narrowly avoiding detection at the airport.

Agreed. He basically just recited the last 30 minutes of Argo.

I have a feeling he lied

Always right.

for a man seemingly so dedicated to working out and nutrition, he looks like hes never seen the inside of a gym. https://img.apmcdn.org/43cc56379e19893c7976cb7445b3f8e608d73908/uncropped/36cd6f-20121214-henry-rollins.jpg

He has the same diet regime that Nortan has.

He's 68 now.

And yet still looks at the camera like a black kid destined to not live past 23.

You lost me there. He’s a regrettably shitty piece of shit but he’s in decent shape for an old (terrible) “musician.” Besides, of course he goes to the gym. Where else does he meet fit gay guys to fuck his ass?

Higly opinionated but not that smart. Very self-assured but had a lousy career as a musician. He must have a world record scale micropenis.

Most of the lyrics and hit songs were written before he joined Black Flag then Rollins Band just wasn't good. Not a bad front man but very overrated in general.

I liked Rollins Band a lot.

But, then I realised it was the session musicians that he hired that I liked.

We don't hate Rollins, per se. One might think we walk the halls of ridicule more often with him than another man. Or woman. But his pontificate, meandering style of self exposition? That's grounds for a good belly laugh now and again brother.

walk the halls of ridicule

Sorry, that's a hall I'm just not ridiculous enough to walk.

I hate Rollins. Phony-ass self-important faggot queer.

Oh I definitely hate that fucking idiot. He's nothing but stupid and evil and I'd like to destroy everything he stands for and believes in.

1) Because he's goofy. 2) He may be involved with a murder. 3) He brags about dumb shit like drinking one Organic Ginger Ale on Sunday and listens to 1950s jazz records evening for his one pleasure of the week.

There was that one video where he's trying to impress some Iranian photographer chick at a record store, and some hipsters shouted "Get in the Van" at him, and he hauled off at them like he wanted to kick the shit out of them.

It's important to note that the people he blew up at were little girls.

3) He brags about dumb shit like drinking one Organic Ginger Ale on Sunday evening and listens to 1950s jazz records for his one pleasure of the week.

And yet his recent creative output might indicate the limits of asceticism.

It's funny.

Most of the lyrics and hit songs were written before he joined Black Flag

And his versions are the best versions plus my war is thier best album anyway

He's smart, but about 1/40th as smart as he thinks.

They said on Joe Rogan that he’s autistic.

"I lick my own shit off his dick after he's done engaging my fag ass." - Henry Rollins

What a liar.

I feel like this guy would go insane if the sub fucked with him. Worse than Brother Joe, Fatrick, or the Logan guy.

Beige or Porsalin please take note of a future documentary subject - this fuckface Rollins.

Well the closet case killed his friend in a gay rage, so he can probably be driven crazy.

He's basically those three dudes put together, but he accidentally became famous.

"Gay rage" guy has the right idea. ROLLINS's weakness is his old anti-black and gay-hating writings. That time he totally killed his faggot roommate and blamed it on black dudes is the event to build the indictment around. He'll lose his shit.

This is definitely a real Rollins quote: over-inflated and completely pointless.

Slow the fuck down. What were the steps in order to drink the soda though?

Sellout faggot

So does he not realize that people know that he always makes that same face? I mean that’s not his face, he’s making a face. Does he not realize how embarrassing he is? He sort of reminds me of brother Joe in a way. I actually like brother Joe much more. He has always been nice to me when I met him, I have a feeling this douche bag is a prick to everyone.

It is what it is. This guy is much more hateable to me than Joe. What a gay hill for me to die on.

Rollins Bland

He's the original Joe Rogan

I think masculinity is dumb - that's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity.

I’d like to see Henry Rollins and CM Punk together as roommates arguing over who is smarter, more “punk rock” and self assured with Jim Norton as their wacky neighbor who wears silly costumes and borrows their mustard for his egg whites.

By see it, I mean I want to know it exists and they are all miserably trapped.

He has the same diet regime that Nortan has.

He's 68 now.

You lost me there. He’s a regrettably shitty piece of shit but he’s in decent shape for an old (terrible) “musician.” Besides, of course he goes to the gym. Where else does he meet fit gay guys to fuck his ass?