I don't know. I don't think they ever let you know if the video is cleared. I never got a notification about Logan Lynn. If enough time passes and nothing happens, I guess it's okay.
The anger at you and furious one-finger typing to complain about and report you for posting another video dedicated to him today is the most exercise he will have had in a while. Fatso should be thanking you for helping him burn calories.
You spend so much time defending a racist, woman beating pedophile you're either one of the fat lifeless fucks draining your kid touching hero of his dwindling fortune or you are the saddest human being to ever live.
i hold him chiefly responsible for killing this sub, porsalin as well. if youll notice, this sub died mid 2018. so now i wish nothing but unendurable tragedy for that bloodless worm. and it seems to be working!
its a bit of a long winded tale. ultimately its the fault of the self deluding follower sheep in this sub, but you were the trigger that killed this place. before i even consider if i want to get into it, i need 2 questions answered
1) do you consider this sub dead
and 2) do you agree that it died around mid/late last year
The sub isn't dead as long as anyone tangentially related to the show is still around. It goes through a lot of droughts though. The recent one(which started in mid 2018)is due to Anthony getting banned from social media.
its not due to anthony getting banned, thats only part of it. the biggest reason is because of the removal of opie as a target. that gutted a giant chunk of content on this shitty sub. not only that, it destroyed what was great about this sub. look through the past year-in-reviews, the common theme there is that everyone was a target. from matarese to opie
when ant got banned, this place couldnt afford losing opie too. thats where you come in. you release that vid talking about why you wont make an opie doc and these sheep (including porsalin) go along with the bullshit you spewed in that vid. i knew your intentions then. that vid was not only full of complete lies, these retards to this day repeat what you said there ad nauseam; the biggest one being "opies only crime was not being funny". that lie has been repeated at least a thousand times verbatim. not only is it false, norton objectively is more moral that tits.
but you dont care about "morality". you even said so yourself. "i wouldnt care about any of that if anthony was just funny". you use the morality argument as a cover. youre a woman. you hate anthony like a woman and so does 99% of this sub. so much so, that your/this subs ballwashing of tits is strictly because thats your way to "stick it to ant". it has nothing to do with "opies more moral". its the equivalent of some guys daughter fucking a nigger to get back at her dad.
this is why i hold you responsible for killing this sub. this isnt a drought, the subs finished. faggot
You're the reason that brothamania is so strong. It was inevitable that the sub would turn a corner on Opie. It was necessary, because bashing Opie had become stale, even by the standard of the sub. After a decade and a half, there wasn't much to hate opie for that was funny anymore, while his co hosts turned out to be as opie the ways that he is hated most as well bad in their own unique ways.
You know this because you haven't brought anything new to the table in your crusade. You try to pretend that you're doing it to mock the low effort repetition of the sub but in reality you just don't have any new or interesting ammo. As repetitive as the sub is, new takes on old bits come out all the time and there is a steady stream of photoshops, art and videos.
The Opie love would have blown over after people got some fresh air, aAnd supporting opie would have built his ego up for another fall that would be hilarious. However, they way you sperged out and started shit posting during the opie lovefest has all but cemented its permanency. People are going to continue supporting and praising him if for no other reason than they know it gets to you. Ironically, you're probably the number reason the sub is in the state that you hate so much.
i left this shitty sub for like 2 months when "da bit" was going on because this place was putting me to sleep. "da bit" doesnt bother me its just painfully unfunny and boring. when i came back, "da bit" was still going on. its not because of me, its literally because this sub is full of sheep as hard as that is to believe.
you seem to think im frothing with anger at the opie bit. i just like shitting on it, its fun. i used to like shitting on the o&a universe. now my entertainment comes from exposing the opesters pedophilic ways and praising war hero joe cumia. ill continue to do this until this place withers away, which should be soon.
nothing eventful will happen this year, or the next, and this sub will die quietly. also, opie is an active pedophile
Beige is like Jane Goodall observing the chimpanzees. He has humanized Joe, clearing away the thickets of bristling stupidity that grow wildly from his empty head. He's patiently recording a dense analysis of one of Earth's dumbest individuals. God speed.
I'm gonna go on record here - Beige feel free to use this quote in marketing - but Joseph Cumia Part 2: Brother Joe Rides Again is the most highly-anticipated sequel to a hate documentary about a former radio host's sibling of all time.
I had never seen the testosterone vid/post. He is such a wannabe. He really thinks that requiring a Tshot is cool like heroin because that shit is so awesome. Even his early pics were him trying to be someone off his favorite album cover. He thought he found his final look with the biker gimmick but found out his leader wasnt on the same political page. The fountain of stupidity always delivers.
Fucking spot on. I watched his Rogan doc the other day, he tries way too hard to be funny and it’s just distracting. Every time he introduces a new person, it’s a new insult. “Juiced up midget, Joe Rogan.” It gets so fucking annoying! He even does different ones for the same people throughout the whole doc. It’s like, we get it! “Fat peace of shit, Bob Kelly” got a huge pop, and you’ve been trying to recapture the feeling ever since. It’s not funny, it just comes off as a try-hard brit fag trying to be edgy and shockingly humorous. That being said, /u/BeigeFrequency, you always professionally balance your humor and insults out perfectly. They aren’t overly biased like that try-hard British cunt. Great work, man. Keep it up.
A+ compiling and narration. A+ backing visuals. I got 20 minutes in, checked video length bar, and almost felt bad that Joe had another 30 minutes of this caliber of beating coming.
Beige seemlessly drops in the insults as he's telling the story. Double digit iq, crypt keeper looking ass gf, etc don't bring the story to a confusing halt like the 5000 monkey references porsalin shoehorned in during the Sam doc (which he did simply because nick mullen said fat piece of shit Bobby Kelly was funny in the prior doc).
I understand the temptation. I've had a few people check me recently on filling the video up with quips so I've been rethinking how I tell jokes in my videos.
It's incredibly obnoxious. He forgets to make the content interesting because he's too busy chuckling to himself over what he believes to be his cleverness. "The PFG-TV stuntboy turned planet of the apes extra is part of a morning zoo reject show in between public access broadcasts as a vince mcmahon hanger-on whose shockmaster-esque charisma belies his hominid lineage and resemblance to early links in the evolutionary chain." ...fucking what? Just call him an ugly faggot and get to the point.
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Sounds a bit salty that he cant generate interest on his own but someone could use all the details he supplied on the internet to actually get his name attention for all the wrong reasons.
It really is amazing. He nailed so many of Joe's little "quirks" like lying about the kids he has, bragging about his average height as if he's 6'6, bragging about his nonexistent weight loss and internet skills etc.
This is a lot funnier when you imagine Joe watching it, re-learning everything he did. I don't know if he will watch though, he's obsessive enough, but somehow i believe he'd rather not even know what's in it and just hate it as is.
Beige, you might have inadvertently unlocked the mystery of Cumia Bros racist rage. His undercover operation to pretend to be a 16 year-old to harass a random black guy completely makes sense now.
Here's the hypothesis: Joe Cumia Sr. was a scumbag and his racial sensibilities were in line with those of the day. He was an abusive husband and a father and during Joe and Anthony's formative years their mother, Ro, had enough of his shit and got deep dicked by a black man. Joe Sr, ersatz hero to his boys, got cucked by Shaft. He became more violent and abusive, leading to more drinking, eventual divorce and a broken family. The Cumia brothers instead of blaming their alcoholic father, placed the blame on a black man for ruining their childhood.
This explains why their racism is so much more vicious and unusual. This also explains why the brothers abandoned their mother at the end, not visiting her for 5 years as she lay dying in a nursing home.
Everything falls into place. This is their origin story.
This video series is strong enough that it's making me actually post on an O&A board for the first time since FBA closed (I might have been banned at the time tho)
For your next video, I want you to cover a couple of things.
First, that Anthony and Joe look nothing alike. There has been some speculation that something was going on with their whore of a mother and I wouldn't be at all shocked to find out that Joe and Anthony have different fathers. If anyone can expound on this, please do.
Second, Joe clearly secretly resents Anthony and vice versa. Joe resents the fact that Anthony was the one who made it when Joe, in his mind, got the ball rolling. You can pick up bits of it with things he's said over the years and it paints a picture of a guy who resents his younger brother's success. Same goes for Anthony, who resents having to continuously give his older brother free money for a stupid pinky swear they had when they were 10 years old.
Beige is like Jane Goodall observing the chimpanzees. He has humanized Joe, clearing away the thickets of bristling stupidity that grow wildly from his empty head. He's patiently recording a dense analysis of one of Earth's dumbest individuals. God speed.
118 comments
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-23
My dick is hard, thanks beige
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-23
What became of Anthony and Joe's false copyright claims against you? Did YouTube concede you're within your legal rights?
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
I don't know. I don't think they ever let you know if the video is cleared. I never got a notification about Logan Lynn. If enough time passes and nothing happens, I guess it's okay.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-23
The anger at you and furious one-finger typing to complain about and report you for posting another video dedicated to him today is the most exercise he will have had in a while. Fatso should be thanking you for helping him burn calories.
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
i truly hope you lose everything. i would be very pleased
also, opie is an active pedophile
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-23
That's going to happen to Joe and Anthony instead thanks to Nana's times square buffoonery.
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
this subs been saying ants going broke for 4 years. if he was losing money on compound, he wouldve closed it down 3 years ago
the amount of delusion on this sub is staggering. truly staggering
1 EastSideDan 2019-03-23
Fuck off scumbag.
You spend so much time defending a racist, woman beating pedophile you're either one of the fat lifeless fucks draining your kid touching hero of his dwindling fortune or you are the saddest human being to ever live.
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
HA! nice try wit da hate tho
also, opie is an active pedophile
1 SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-03-23
this dedication is enjoyed
not understood, but it's nice to have a schizo back on the sub
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-23
HOSP!
1 Throwaway24273 2019-03-23
Jesus Kurt, chill out.
1 anonimescu 2019-03-23
He took a 1.8 million loan against his house last year.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-23
Hello my love. Why are you so angry?
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
if i were any calmer, it would be illegal
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-23
Why do you wish Beige would lose everything, sweetheart?
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
i hold him chiefly responsible for killing this sub, porsalin as well. if youll notice, this sub died mid 2018. so now i wish nothing but unendurable tragedy for that bloodless worm. and it seems to be working!
also, opie is an active pedophile
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
How did I do that?
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
get cancer faggot
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
Go on. Tell me how I killed the sub. I'll wait.
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
its a bit of a long winded tale. ultimately its the fault of the self deluding follower sheep in this sub, but you were the trigger that killed this place. before i even consider if i want to get into it, i need 2 questions answered
1) do you consider this sub dead
and 2) do you agree that it died around mid/late last year
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
The sub isn't dead as long as anyone tangentially related to the show is still around. It goes through a lot of droughts though. The recent one(which started in mid 2018)is due to Anthony getting banned from social media.
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
its not due to anthony getting banned, thats only part of it. the biggest reason is because of the removal of opie as a target. that gutted a giant chunk of content on this shitty sub. not only that, it destroyed what was great about this sub. look through the past year-in-reviews, the common theme there is that everyone was a target. from matarese to opie
when ant got banned, this place couldnt afford losing opie too. thats where you come in. you release that vid talking about why you wont make an opie doc and these sheep (including porsalin) go along with the bullshit you spewed in that vid. i knew your intentions then. that vid was not only full of complete lies, these retards to this day repeat what you said there ad nauseam; the biggest one being "opies only crime was not being funny". that lie has been repeated at least a thousand times verbatim. not only is it false, norton objectively is more moral that tits.
but you dont care about "morality". you even said so yourself. "i wouldnt care about any of that if anthony was just funny". you use the morality argument as a cover. youre a woman. you hate anthony like a woman and so does 99% of this sub. so much so, that your/this subs ballwashing of tits is strictly because thats your way to "stick it to ant". it has nothing to do with "opies more moral". its the equivalent of some guys daughter fucking a nigger to get back at her dad.
this is why i hold you responsible for killing this sub. this isnt a drought, the subs finished. faggot
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
You're the reason that brothamania is so strong. It was inevitable that the sub would turn a corner on Opie. It was necessary, because bashing Opie had become stale, even by the standard of the sub. After a decade and a half, there wasn't much to hate opie for that was funny anymore, while his co hosts turned out to be as opie the ways that he is hated most as well bad in their own unique ways.
You know this because you haven't brought anything new to the table in your crusade. You try to pretend that you're doing it to mock the low effort repetition of the sub but in reality you just don't have any new or interesting ammo. As repetitive as the sub is, new takes on old bits come out all the time and there is a steady stream of photoshops, art and videos.
The Opie love would have blown over after people got some fresh air, aAnd supporting opie would have built his ego up for another fall that would be hilarious. However, they way you sperged out and started shit posting during the opie lovefest has all but cemented its permanency. People are going to continue supporting and praising him if for no other reason than they know it gets to you. Ironically, you're probably the number reason the sub is in the state that you hate so much.
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
you just blew past everything i said
i left this shitty sub for like 2 months when "da bit" was going on because this place was putting me to sleep. "da bit" doesnt bother me its just painfully unfunny and boring. when i came back, "da bit" was still going on. its not because of me, its literally because this sub is full of sheep as hard as that is to believe.
you seem to think im frothing with anger at the opie bit. i just like shitting on it, its fun. i used to like shitting on the o&a universe. now my entertainment comes from exposing the opesters pedophilic ways and praising war hero joe cumia. ill continue to do this until this place withers away, which should be soon.
nothing eventful will happen this year, or the next, and this sub will die quietly. also, opie is an active pedophile
1 ChocolateHellHole 2019-03-23
Why dont you just change the station, sir? Maybe turn off your radio, brotherman?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-23
Imagine typing all this shit out just to keep up appearances for your low effort troll character.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-03-23
PM me I'll suck your dick for this
1 crookedmile 2019-03-23
Is this open to anyone?
1 TitsAndPaycheck 2019-03-23
I'm getting pretty desperate, thinking about standing on a corner with a cardboard sign that says
WILL CREATE HATE DOCUMENTARY FOR BLOWJOB
1 alkiefuck 2019-03-23
apparently so, cheers for the "ipad" haha! nah but seriously, thanks for swallowing my knob juice x
1 Opesterino 2019-03-23
looking forward to this - TYTFS
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-23
Man I unironically love that cowboy song. What a fuckin jam!
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-03-23
It's not a great song to have stuck in your head, but here we are
1 praise_st_mel 2019-03-23
It's not getting old for me yet.
1 CASCAI 2019-03-23
Same. Check the story behind the music video it only gets better.
1 BrainPainter 2019-03-23
Wow, they just made up whatever for that video didn't they?
1 dalgriff 2019-03-23
I love you Biege (no homo)
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-03-23
Thanks, Beige. All my wasted time on this sub has been re-purposed into a fun video memory book, thanks to your series!
1 Skip4play 2019-03-23
That a way to start the day.
1 crookedmile 2019-03-23
So so so so so so...you're saying the story...isn't over?
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-03-23
Beige is like Jane Goodall observing the chimpanzees. He has humanized Joe, clearing away the thickets of bristling stupidity that grow wildly from his empty head. He's patiently recording a dense analysis of one of Earth's dumbest individuals. God speed.
1 DrSvarheeny 2019-03-23
Yea, Joe is pretty retarded
1 dmix 2019-03-23
This sub has spent plenty of time finding new ways to call Joe retarded. Fortunately we have a lot of material to work with.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-03-23
Oh how I love you
1 RoccoTheLoveMonkey2 2019-03-23
This one's pretty good Beige. Joe's astounding idiocy will never get old
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-03-23
I'm gonna go on record here - Beige feel free to use this quote in marketing - but Joseph Cumia Part 2: Brother Joe Rides Again is the most highly-anticipated sequel to a hate documentary about a former radio host's sibling of all time.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
I'm sure I will have countless opportunities to use this quote.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-23
Fuck porsalin. We only watch docs about one Joe.
1 EastSideDan 2019-03-23
Porsalin is a Cumia fanboy.
1 ledge9999 2019-03-23
HBO really needs to replace their awful Adnan documentary series with these masterpieces.
1 Skip4play 2019-03-23
I had never seen the testosterone vid/post. He is such a wannabe. He really thinks that requiring a Tshot is cool like heroin because that shit is so awesome. Even his early pics were him trying to be someone off his favorite album cover. He thought he found his final look with the biker gimmick but found out his leader wasnt on the same political page. The fountain of stupidity always delivers.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
The man is a truly a gift to us.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-03-23
Needs more unfunny, formulaic insults tacked on to the end of every sentence. Consult the alt-account having British fag, please.
1 eeyep25 2019-03-23
Fucking spot on. I watched his Rogan doc the other day, he tries way too hard to be funny and it’s just distracting. Every time he introduces a new person, it’s a new insult. “Juiced up midget, Joe Rogan.” It gets so fucking annoying! He even does different ones for the same people throughout the whole doc. It’s like, we get it! “Fat peace of shit, Bob Kelly” got a huge pop, and you’ve been trying to recapture the feeling ever since. It’s not funny, it just comes off as a try-hard brit fag trying to be edgy and shockingly humorous. That being said, /u/BeigeFrequency, you always professionally balance your humor and insults out perfectly. They aren’t overly biased like that try-hard British cunt. Great work, man. Keep it up.
1 Trenchunit 2019-03-23
It's pathetic how big a smile I get when I see you've uploaded something.
1 HappyGilgore 2019-03-23
Now this is a doc I can get into
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-03-23
I have to admit, his blatant driving in the break down lane and calling it "The Joseph lane" is pretty funny.
1 y_ukoh 2019-03-23
Great work Beige, top entertainment
1 Trenchunit 2019-03-23
Oh Beige this is good stuff. Joe must hate you so much lmao.
1 CASCAI 2019-03-23
I almost forgot about that time he shittalked his own brother on the very same subreddit he claims to hate. That's so low, even for a Cumia.
1 telemecanique 2019-03-23
he was running an undercover op, guarantee it.
1 Nevespot 2019-03-23
holy hell i forgot how amazing that 'Oldboy' teenager appeal was. I think he used the word 'aplenty' and that alone made my day.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-23
I'm a Beige fan, and I don't care who be knowin' it.
1 chud_hardpeck 2019-03-23
You are soooo fucking sued, you stupid fucclown!
1 KPIH 2019-03-23
Porsalin makes documentaries to get popular. Beige makes documentaries for us
1 myRrribz 2019-03-23
SUBPOENA
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-23
u/Doxxer100
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-03-23
A+ compiling and narration. A+ backing visuals. I got 20 minutes in, checked video length bar, and almost felt bad that Joe had another 30 minutes of this caliber of beating coming.
1 Trenchunit 2019-03-23
This really is brutal and the best part is that literally none of it is false.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
And we barely even got into his customer service rants, political opinions or racist posts. Take that in for a moment.
1 padre- 2019-03-23
Amazing beige thank you.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-03-23
Holy shit one of my random throwaway twitter accounts finally made it into one of these documentaries.
Is this what immortality feels like?
1 TheRealJesseVentura 2019-03-23
ride eternal shiny and chrome
1 ichise8 2019-03-23
beigefrequency has daily fantasies of war hero joes cock piercing his ears and asshole
joe cumia: 1
peoples court: 0
nice try tho. make another 4 hour long vid
1 SUK_MY_DIK_JOE_CUMIA 2019-03-23
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. You’re an idiot.
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-03-23
This is the kind of quality that the gay British guy who used to post here should aspire to.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-23
Beige seemlessly drops in the insults as he's telling the story. Double digit iq, crypt keeper looking ass gf, etc don't bring the story to a confusing halt like the 5000 monkey references porsalin shoehorned in during the Sam doc (which he did simply because nick mullen said fat piece of shit Bobby Kelly was funny in the prior doc).
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
I understand the temptation. I've had a few people check me recently on filling the video up with quips so I've been rethinking how I tell jokes in my videos.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-03-23
It's incredibly obnoxious. He forgets to make the content interesting because he's too busy chuckling to himself over what he believes to be his cleverness. "The PFG-TV stuntboy turned planet of the apes extra is part of a morning zoo reject show in between public access broadcasts as a vince mcmahon hanger-on whose shockmaster-esque charisma belies his hominid lineage and resemblance to early links in the evolutionary chain." ...fucking what? Just call him an ugly faggot and get to the point.
1 stinkypussay 2019-03-23
Are you saying porsalin is a one trick pony who gets butthurt and blocks people on twitter who offer the slightest bit of criticism?
1 SUK_MY_DIK_JOE_CUMIA 2019-03-23
A masterpiece bro. I love that it’s 100% factual
1 worriedmtgdork 2019-03-23
Damn dude that Cowboy song is fire af
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1 estherku 2019-03-23
Did he really just comment under the video?
1 Skip4play 2019-03-23
Sounds a bit salty that he cant generate interest on his own but someone could use all the details he supplied on the internet to actually get his name attention for all the wrong reasons.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
He did with the last one. Whether he admits it or not, Joe must love the attention the videos bring him.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-23
Joe loves the attention. It's become clear that Joe is the type of person, like Bobo, who craves any kind of attention, even if its all bad.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-23
Beige rules and porsalin stinks.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-03-23
Great work.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-03-23
It really is amazing. He nailed so many of Joe's little "quirks" like lying about the kids he has, bragging about his average height as if he's 6'6, bragging about his nonexistent weight loss and internet skills etc.
1 SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-03-23
This is a lot funnier when you imagine Joe watching it, re-learning everything he did. I don't know if he will watch though, he's obsessive enough, but somehow i believe he'd rather not even know what's in it and just hate it as is.
1 Skip4play 2019-03-23
Its just a shame that he is too dumb to realize this is the image people view him as due to his own actions. His loss, our gain.
1 Throwaway24273 2019-03-23
/u/Porsalin, comment?
1 DSaucy66642069 2019-03-23
earth 2 is an amazing album
1 heyrube1979 2019-03-23
Amazing
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-03-23
Ha. Linda Miller is in the comments.
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-03-23
so good. thank you for your service.
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2019-03-23
Is that a Duster album cover?
1 Reaktif 2019-03-23
Beige, you might have inadvertently unlocked the mystery of Cumia Bros racist rage. His undercover operation to pretend to be a 16 year-old to harass a random black guy completely makes sense now.
Here's the hypothesis: Joe Cumia Sr. was a scumbag and his racial sensibilities were in line with those of the day. He was an abusive husband and a father and during Joe and Anthony's formative years their mother, Ro, had enough of his shit and got deep dicked by a black man. Joe Sr, ersatz hero to his boys, got cucked by Shaft. He became more violent and abusive, leading to more drinking, eventual divorce and a broken family. The Cumia brothers instead of blaming their alcoholic father, placed the blame on a black man for ruining their childhood.
This explains why their racism is so much more vicious and unusual. This also explains why the brothers abandoned their mother at the end, not visiting her for 5 years as she lay dying in a nursing home.
Everything falls into place. This is their origin story.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
I think you're onto something.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-23
Joe and Anthony also look nothing alike. Just tossin that out there.
1 titsucks 2019-03-23
"time restraints"
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-23
Embarrassing.
1 mb0087 2019-03-23
Dawn is clearly the brains in that family. The fact she's very off-hands with the O&A thing is proof enough.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-03-23
Nicely done.
1 BeerCanThick 2019-03-23
I liked that you linked his luscious Moroccan man-boobs the testosterone injections. Good sleuthing.
1 Antlovessue 2019-03-23
That shit is so good
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-03-23
lmao i never saw this one before. perfect
1 1qw1qw1 2019-03-23
i think this is great. is this going to play to anyone outside of this sub tho?
1 EvilioMTE 2019-03-23
Of course not. Why would anyone else care about over the top in-jokes about a defunct radio show? You know this is a joke and not serious, right?
1 djkento 2019-03-23
This video series is strong enough that it's making me actually post on an O&A board for the first time since FBA closed (I might have been banned at the time tho)
1 Midian9876 2019-03-23
Best work yet Beige.
1 will4two 2019-03-23
I never realized his kids were in the car when he was filming his Vines. Social services should get involved
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-23
I really wish a non o&a listener stumbles on this all in twenty years time.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-23
For your next video, I want you to cover a couple of things.
First, that Anthony and Joe look nothing alike. There has been some speculation that something was going on with their whore of a mother and I wouldn't be at all shocked to find out that Joe and Anthony have different fathers. If anyone can expound on this, please do.
Second, Joe clearly secretly resents Anthony and vice versa. Joe resents the fact that Anthony was the one who made it when Joe, in his mind, got the ball rolling. You can pick up bits of it with things he's said over the years and it paints a picture of a guy who resents his younger brother's success. Same goes for Anthony, who resents having to continuously give his older brother free money for a stupid pinky swear they had when they were 10 years old.
Lotta problems in that family sniff
1 LieutenantTickles 2019-03-23
!nwordcountbot u/BeigeFrequency
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-03-23
Beige is like Jane Goodall observing the chimpanzees. He has humanized Joe, clearing away the thickets of bristling stupidity that grow wildly from his empty head. He's patiently recording a dense analysis of one of Earth's dumbest individuals. God speed.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-03-23
It's not a great song to have stuck in your head, but here we are
1 CASCAI 2019-03-23
Same. Check the story behind the music video it only gets better.