Yesterday I took a shit before work and didn't use my toilet at all since. I got home earlier and noticed I forgot to flush. It sat for over 36 hours.

Where do you work 36 hour shifts, a sweatshop?

I got home around 11 last night and went right to sleep, woke up this morning and went straight to work and came home to it tonight. The smell made me laugh it was so bad.

Once I did that, but went out of town for 4-5 days. It smelled like a corpse. It was summer, and I turned my ac way up because I wasn't going to be there. So it was prob mid eighties.

The smell hit me when I walked in the door. I thought the sewer had backed up or something. Until I found it.

How do the fuck do you go to bed at 11pm and go work the next day without pissing once ? You got multiple toilets ?

Or even go to the bathroom to shower or fucking brush your teeth.

hes lying

I don't shower daily. It's bad for your skin.

I assume dental hygiene is bad for your teeth too.

It is. But I don't brush my teeth in the toilet bowl.

So I assume you remembered to drop the toilet lid but not flush it? This is why I don't drink.

I dropped the lid and took a shower, because nothing's more disgusting than seeing your own shit in the bowl when you step out of the shower. Left it covered in forgot about it.

I never flush before going in the shower, because the house I grew up in it would affect the water temperature. I'm a creature of habit, not a drunk.

Thought it needed more comedy, was getting unbearably pedantic in here.

How important is the toilet paper?

I piss in the kitchen sink sometimes

It's liberating.

Fucking Prince Charles overhere.

You know your cats will end up eating you, right?

I don't have any cats. The condo association doesn't allow animals. I'll leave a nice mess for someone though

you love doodles.

I do. I'm thinking of making one of Anthony today

Dropping hammers all day

Mexicans do this, and they also like to throw toilet paper in the fucking garbage can instead of the toilet. Animals.

Duly noted.

Jim Norton thought his Jim Norton documentary was funny. Enough said.

I bet he “didn’t see it” but “people told him”

Was it Porsalin who kissed Norton's ass after that, or was that someone else?

That was bick bickerson

seconded

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Haha I respect your opinion but think he's great! Don't forget to check out his patreon!

Choosing sides between two amateur documentary makers who don't even dislike each other is the gayest shit ever.

Please refer to me as an 'influencer'

well...that's like...your opinion man

I like Beige because he has a cutey pie voice and at the end where he reads out his contributors names and thanks them is just about the most relaxing thing in the world.

He doesn't make documentaries, he makes shitty glorified best-ofs, hoping to be invited on to a show that doesn't exist anymore.

you faggots universally sucked his cock about his documentaries

He’s British, therefore he’s a faggot.