Do you think it’s drugs or mental illness ?

Constant anal injections

I’d say it’s an Ill-Fitting butt plug .

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Between this guy and Joe and the ginger child molester we have every kind of asshole as an enemy.

Efficient.

Imagine how frustrated he is reading twitter without being able to tweet

You bring up an interesting point. It would have been entertaining to have had a list of who he followed. Then someone could have posted on their feeds to really rub it in.

Bizarro Joe Cumia throwing the heat today. This faggot has been saying for a couple of years that the President rigged his election; now he's clinging on to hope that Drump gets Martha Stewart-ed.

I hope he chokes to death on a bloody mary garnish.

no more Patrick. he sucks.

How did we even get here? I'm serious, I can't even remember who this Fatty Arbuckle-looking motherfucker is

don't even remember.

It was a slow day and someone noticed him being a faggot and mentioned it. Then he noticed and started shit talking us. Then his previous Twitter banned him for harassing our fine people.

It's times like these where I feel getting Ant banned from Twitter was a bit of a misstep. But then I remember he's human trash and it's good for society

Isn’t he doing the same thing by assuming it’s going to be bad for them?

This guy is such a basic bitch millennial. Lion King, then Star Wars.

He might be the least interesting person who ever lived.

But I wouldn't stop his black bull from beating him senseless in public.

Pro tip: If you want to insult others as children, don't quote kids movies all the time.

It's the only type of movie with plots I can follow, child!

Any protip on replying to him?

He’s gotta be so bad as sex

I don't think it requires much effort to push your ass against a hole in a bathroom wall.

That’s on his wife, not him. She’s the one who picks the bull every night.

It's probably equivalent to jiggling your finger in the coin return slot of a pay phone, that you never used in the first place.

When a story/report/etc is dropped on a Friday afternoon it is to bury it by Monday.

There is nothing in the report.

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Does anybody know if Patrick made celebratory claims about Colin Kaepernick a month or so ago when the media claimed he was getting over $100 million from the NFL but then it came out this week that the real number is under $10 million and Colin really didn't win at all?

Seeing and calling Patrick out on that hypocrisy would be sweet.

Quoting Luke Skywalker is one thing, but quoting Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi is unforgivable.

The newer the Star Wars movie, the better it is, my sweet dear child!

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Oh my sweet simple children. Drumpf is done. The sooner you alt right incel virgins understand this, the better. I’m sick and tired of the harassment. Ok sweetie? As a celebrity I am accosted by right wing Russian incel trolls every waking moment. I have been spat on, child. I have been threatened and cyber bullied and I am done with it. Did you know that one of you assholes actually came to my house?! You probably did, you probably live streamed it and made cummies on your bare tummies all at the same time. Pathetic. You children make me sick. I’m licking my lips and enjoying a greasy bratwurst while partaking in a fine pumpkin lager and you can’t bring me down. I’m gonna go pay a private detective to find my daughter so all you virgin racist islamophobes can kiss my ass and suck on the business end of Boba Fett’s jetpack. Yeah I went there child, now fuck off.