13 2019-03-22 by fat_dani
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-22
“Artie Lange looked healthy next to his friends corpse last week”
1 Jungies 2019-03-22
"Lange was ordered by the court to stay at the facility except when it's inconvenient or he doesn't feel like it."
“Lange was ordered not to do comedy gigs, except when he has them scheduled”
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-03-22
“Heroin and other narcotics are frowned up in the Sober House, but hey, whatareyagonnado”
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-22
"He used to be kinda funny on the Howard Stern Show 15 years ago, so I think he deserves a pass for all eternity" said a close friend.
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-03-22
His nose "healed" in a way that makes him look like belushi. It's only a matter of time until he completes the impression.
Aw heck, he's trying, guys! One day at a time, that's what I always say. You can beat this thing, Arturo!
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-22
You're the funniest guy on the planet, baby gorilla!!!
1 RAF_SEMEN_DICK_OVENS 2019-03-22
They’re gonna need to tear down a wall to crane his nose outta there
1 surfernahh 2019-03-22
Man of a million noses.
1 heyrube1979 2019-03-22
Imagine Artie is at YOUR wake
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-03-22
I will always be confused at his continued life
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-22
I'm hoping he gets sober successfully then gets murdered by a bookie
1 RichVoszChutzpah 2019-03-22
Jesus Christ can't they use shark cartilage or something to fashion a support system for his snout?
1 GraphOrlock 2019-03-22
Or part of his ear like they did with Hedda Nussbaum
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-03-22
He’s gonna be 2 months sober when they slap him on the wrist again instead of doing what should be done and sending him to a 12 month program to actually save his stupid life. New Jersey is garbage.
1 El_Heato 2019-03-22
"I'm a grown adult and it's my personal decision to fill my body with drugs and alcohol, but I pretend it's a 'disease' for pity" ~ Every POS junkie
17 comments
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-22
“Artie Lange looked healthy next to his friends corpse last week”
1 Jungies 2019-03-22
"Lange was ordered by the court to stay at the facility except when it's inconvenient or he doesn't feel like it."
1 SibHashian13 2019-03-22
“Lange was ordered not to do comedy gigs, except when he has them scheduled”
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-03-22
“Heroin and other narcotics are frowned up in the Sober House, but hey, whatareyagonnado”
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-22
"He used to be kinda funny on the Howard Stern Show 15 years ago, so I think he deserves a pass for all eternity" said a close friend.
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-03-22
His nose "healed" in a way that makes him look like belushi. It's only a matter of time until he completes the impression.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-22
Aw heck, he's trying, guys! One day at a time, that's what I always say. You can beat this thing, Arturo!
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-22
You're the funniest guy on the planet, baby gorilla!!!
1 RAF_SEMEN_DICK_OVENS 2019-03-22
They’re gonna need to tear down a wall to crane his nose outta there
1 surfernahh 2019-03-22
Man of a million noses.
1 heyrube1979 2019-03-22
Imagine Artie is at YOUR wake
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-03-22
I will always be confused at his continued life
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-22
I'm hoping he gets sober successfully then gets murdered by a bookie
1 RichVoszChutzpah 2019-03-22
Jesus Christ can't they use shark cartilage or something to fashion a support system for his snout?
1 GraphOrlock 2019-03-22
Or part of his ear like they did with Hedda Nussbaum
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-03-22
He’s gonna be 2 months sober when they slap him on the wrist again instead of doing what should be done and sending him to a 12 month program to actually save his stupid life. New Jersey is garbage.
1 El_Heato 2019-03-22
"I'm a grown adult and it's my personal decision to fill my body with drugs and alcohol, but I pretend it's a 'disease' for pity" ~ Every POS junkie