r/opieandanthony: braces BEEFERS

i was going through one of her posts and a user said "Holy fucking boobies, Batman." I am truly disgusted about how pathetic some of these losers are. She sure has great tits but what sane person would do that

1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-03-22

What is a dude like that thinking? She'll be so overcome with his sweet batman reference that she'll insist on pulling down his jorts and sucking on his mushroom?

1 Schrodingers_Moose 2019-03-22

lack self awareness/control. I dont get why these men act like if they have any chance with girls online.

1 cQrPsE 2019-03-22

who even is this

1 ichise8 2019-03-22

its not any less pathetic than the drooling virgin faggots in here. shit is embarrassing

also, opie is an active pedophile

1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-03-22

Is this legal to look at? Just checkin'.

1 Schrodingers_Moose 2019-03-22

at least we know you are not anthony cumia

1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-03-22

Too late now, might as well batch.

1 fourStrokes1900 2019-03-22

The correct nomenclature is "age"

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-22

People who find braces attractive are pedos

1 ChocomelTM 2019-03-22

no

1 ChocomelTM 2019-03-22

I only like them on grandmas

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-22

How do you feel about nanas?

1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-03-22

Only porcelain toilet teeth on Nanas.

1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-03-22

What if they’re on 30 year old Mexican whores?

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-22

It's just incomprehensible how big boobs have become.

Marilyn Monroe was considered "busty" in 1960: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81N%2BvZzSsBL.jpg

1 BoatHack2 2019-03-22

Was she really considered "busty"? Or was she just the most high-profile whore to show her tits?

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-22

Absolutely.

Jayne Mansfield was famous for having ENORMOUS boobs:

https://static.messynessychic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/loren-mansfield21.jpg

In 2019, they'd barely be considered "large."

Women have never had bigger boobs than now, it is historically unprecedented. They just keep getting bigger.

1 Betamaxdromes 2019-03-22

You say that like it's a problem.

1 BoatHack2 2019-03-22

Indeed. What a time to be alive.

1 i_got_a_small_deeek 2019-03-22

It's the hormones in the milk and the food probably. Men have bigger tits now than in any time in history too.

1 LarryKleist711 2019-03-22

You wanna suck em'?

1 ChocomelTM 2019-03-22

They didn't have good fake tits back then. And less hormones in food.

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-22

https://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

Here's a map of boob size vs geography. To no one's surprise:

1) There's a weird correlation between latitude and boob size. I'm guessing this is because of evolution; if your ancestors were born in Russia and weren't able to store fat on their body, they would freeze to death. You see this in the U.S. too; girls in Seattle have huge boobs.

2) China has the smallest boobs in the world.

1 Fuente_Valdergais 2019-03-22

I'm calling BS on that Data.
At best, I'm afraid it's terribly skewed by how fat a state/country is.

I'd love to find "BMI adjusted" average cup size stats. Doubt they exist.

1 ohmycawd 2019-03-22

Hitomi Tanaka's monstrosities should've raised the Japanese average, surely?

1 TheElDan 2019-03-22

Age.

1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-03-22

18

1 aRTie02150 2019-03-22

You ruined it Bobby, you big fat pig.