Yo yo YO! What it do homies!? Can I axe y'all whack ass crackaz why y'all be all stiff 'nd nerdy 'nd shit when my niggaz be all hip and soulful. And y'all should be ashamed of dat whack azz president y'all put in there, Gnahmsayun? PEACE!

257  2019-03-22 by KarlosMarkas

78 comments

1  mudpart2 2019-03-22

I don’t get it, this dude is universally hated but still gets work. When Serch is putting you down it’s time to pack it in

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-22

He also has a horrific case of flesh eating super herpes.

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-03-22

Ay yo wassup, my stacks be runnin' limp, feel me? Can (((y'all))) hook (((me))) up wit some work, dawgs?

1  LarryKleist711 2019-03-22

Limp stacks? That shit iz whack, yo!

1  DannedFromBrama 2019-03-22

there is no (((reason))) dont ask so many questions

1  realestassdude 2019-03-22

He might be the defiant of (((white))) privilege.

1  2mice 2019-03-22

I must be way out of the loop. Whats the story with michael rapapaosofkckenxkcpor ?

1  realestassdude 2019-03-22

He’s a jigger with herpes.

1  2mice 2019-03-22

Was he just on opie?

1  UhLookHereMan 2019-03-22

opie should get tested if so

1  realestassdude 2019-03-22

No idea. We all hate him for being a Jew pretending to be a white guy appropriating black culture. He is a faggot and ruined the what should have been a smash hit known as “kiss of death” starring Nic Cage, Sam Jackson, and at the time popular Helen hunt and David caruso. There is no death that is violent enough for him to die.

1  YeahIGotAFace 2019-03-22

What are you talking about? Everyone loves when he does voiceovers yelling at odd looking cats. The man is clearly well steeped in the craft of comedy.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-03-22

Spike Lee uses him as a Token Wigger

1  thorazine_shake 2019-03-22

Holy fuck you chalky old wigger, would it kill you to buy some concealer?

1  Jackblack6969 2019-03-22

"you's guys THINK you fuckin know what oppression is? you have no fucking idea jack. I got more black homeboys than you've talked to in your life, fucking asshole.Tired of you racist morons runnin' the country"

1  CUNTDICKSHIT 2019-03-22

Corny ass wigger

1  ihateledzepplin 2019-03-22

who is this?

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-03-22

The only guy dumb enough to get fired from barstool sports for bad mouthing their fans. Michael Rapaport

1  bobodid911 2019-03-22

Jesus, middle class kids form 90's grew up. Why is he STILL doing this shit !?

1  DickSlit 2019-03-22

This kike rocks his herpes with pride eh? I bet he goes to kiss his nieces and nephews and their parents always have to awkwardly stop it from happening. I imagine most Jews behave in such a passive aggressive manner.

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-03-22

Nah they're too white to show love to

1  insertclevereference 2019-03-22

He’s the family “mohel.”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/herpes-babies-jewish-circumcision-ritual-link-rabbis-infants-a7620446.html

1  PlugsandLifts 2019-03-22

What an antisemitic article

1  kingship75 2019-03-22

It's wonderful.

1  TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-22

Wait, did I read that right?

So every circumsized Jewish boy's penis has been in a Rabbi's mouth?

1  TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-22

Wait, did I read that right?

So every orthodox Jewish boy's penis has been in a Rabbi's mouth?

1  Teppler832 2019-03-22

Are you beginning to understanding the Jewish problem?

1  TheGh0stOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-22

Does it count as losing one's virginity if there's no climax?

(Unless there IS one, and I just stopped reading too soon.)

1  Pizza2TheFace 2019-03-22

Holy fucking christ. There are older (((men))) who suck bloody baby dicks and people just let it happen? Why havent I ever heard about this in the media? Oh yeah that right.....they dont even report the Rabbi sexual abuse epidemic that rivals pedo catholic preists in the media either. Fucking disgusting.

1  MonicaKaczynski 2019-03-22

You want to infringe on their religious freedom to suck infant cock, you fucking anti-Semite?

1  Stankysnatch82 2019-03-22

KIKE.

1  jlnascar 2019-03-22

Fuck this racist hateful cunt

1  4stepsbackward 2019-03-22

I'd like to see him kiss Brother Joe.

1  Cummanderstupid 2019-03-22

Brother Joe is a bug chaser, he would have no problem sucking on his herpes infested cock.

1  246h8 2019-03-22

Peter Face Boyle.

1  SlightSafety 2019-03-22

Could you imagine kicking this goof down the subway stairs? Poetry

1  Dickhead89 2019-03-22

This clown is devoid of talent, but you given that he is part of the tribe he'll always find work. Also, any caucasian who loves the NBA is a fucking faggot.

1  BubbaSkrimp420 2019-03-22

I'm no B-Ball fan, but I think (((Adam Silver))) is a great commissioner.

1  Dickhead89 2019-03-22

Adam Silver looks like he could have been in a Goebbels cartoon

1  JPSouthampton-v2 2019-03-22

hope he dies

1  fiffy_tiffy 2019-03-22

If that fucking shit on his lip spreads you may get your wish.

1  JeremyACrosby 2019-03-22

imagine this was your child, the shame you would feel for infecting the world with this embarrassment of a human being must be all consuming to a incomprehensible degree.

1  nojayork 2019-03-22

Dick stainn Donald!

1  ellencakehorn 2019-03-22

Cold Sore Crew

1  ellencakehorn 2019-03-22

DJ Kool Herp

1  ellencakehorn 2019-03-22

Blister Souljah

1  Mohr_Cox 2019-03-22

He looks like that pasty faced android from star trek, but even gayer.

1  LannisterLoyalist 2019-03-22

Him and Sam can do a show called "what the herps?"

1  JerkyJimmy 2019-03-22

"I'm the Herpie Homie and I'm here to say....
Jim Norton is a faggot and I am gay." - Mike "What's self awareness?" Rappaport

1  Air_Rangoon 2019-03-22

when you wanna go "MC Simplex, get it?" and nobody knows who MC Complex is

1  Sharpfeaturedman 2019-03-22

I hated him ever since I saw him in the beginning of that David Caruso movie (with Nicolas Cage as the bad guy, i think) where he refers to sneakers as "kicks" and is justifiably murdered shortly thereafter.

1  bal0rd 2019-03-22

He jives off the basketball court and rolls on over to temple.

1  Leofan7 2019-03-22

Get this mugg sum Campho-Phenique!

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-22

One of the subs favorite bits. sniff leave it alone.

1  zoob1357 2019-03-22

That herpes sore. That fucking foul, nauseating abyss of sickness in the middle of his face...

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-03-22

Amazon recently banned Nation of Islam books (some of them written by blacks) describing the relationship between Jews and the slave trade and exploitation of blacks for the past 400 years

1  UhLookHereMan 2019-03-22

that's really shocking. I'm shocked. I'm very surprised.

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-03-22

this kind of stuff has only happened in the past few months. other stuff is being targeted too, stuff that was sold for years prior.

1  UhLookHereMan 2019-03-22

They're afraid

1  McGowan9 2019-03-22

I'm also completely stunned...a black guy wrote a book?

1  Anarox 2019-03-22

Rewritings history...

1  Pizza2TheFace 2019-03-22

Nice Mouth MRSA, stupid.

1  jubbytime 2019-03-22

He looks dead

1  will311 2019-03-22

Crappaport

1  Good2Go5280 2019-03-22

The only way I could hate the fucking faggot any more is if he was dating Kate Beckinsale.

1  Dickhead89 2019-03-22

My guess is he would hold his nose at Kate Beckinsale as he would prefer a woman of color, or what I would call a nigger. This way he can continue to jig it up in hopes of being accepted as a guy who down with the cause. He couldn’t get cancer fast enough.

1  sonnybobiche1 2019-03-22

I always hated this fucking guy.

1  Dickhead89 2019-03-22

He’s only good in True Romance because he’s portraying an actor almost as talentless as himself.

1  WaterFromTheWell 2019-03-22

I thought he was similarly well utlized in Copland.

1  Dickhead89 2019-03-22

Forgot he was in that, actually not a bad movie.

1  badbillypratt 2019-03-22

Wasn't he a neo nazi in Higher Learning?

1  WaterFromTheWell 2019-03-22

Yeah, and he was hilariously awful.

1  WaterFromTheWell 2019-03-22

It was a movie I thought was just okay when it first came out, but it really has aged well over the years.

Rappaport's scene with the thugs in the car definitely feels like it has a ring of truth to it after all the news items of police officers who panic and get trigger happy with black people. More than one viewing I thought that one thug had an automatic weapon instead of a crutch(or whatever it was).

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-22

Ive never seen a cold sore wear a hat.

1  wondrouswalnut 2019-03-22

No talent piece of garbage.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-03-22

I liked Rappaport until he became self aware. It was fun when he dropped in as a guest sometimes on people's shows or something. Then he got his OWN show and realized he's a "character" and leaned into it 110%, and now I wish someone would "send him to Florida."

1  Tibor_Zutroy 2019-03-22

Ladies and gents, the Heebro.

1  Billyassman 2019-03-22

Run run ,its HERPE MAN.

1  2mice 2019-03-22

Was he just on opie?

1  Dickhead89 2019-03-22

Forgot he was in that, actually not a bad movie.