Reminder: Dave Landau is functionally illiterate

18  2019-03-22 by BroderickTheGreat

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He's a dyslexic fat fuck

I hope he is found dead in Anthonys basement.

A family ticket includes fish heads for your kids to feed Daves wife in her enclosure, at one of her 3 daily feedings. Kids can also enjoy a ride on Daves wife with a complimentary Photo.

I bought a sliced carrot for $4 and another for my girlfriend. I gave her one of them and she had a great time feeding it to Dave's big large wife. She was laughing and smiling like she was a kid again.

So I gave her the other one. And she squealed and fed it into Dave's wife's slobbering, chomping jowls, and it made me feel good to make someone else feel good.

But I secretly still felt sad that I didn't get the chance to physically interact with such a rare rhino.

haha

Who?

Explain please. If ye actually spells Syracuse that way then God be with him, no bs

He can't spell at all, you see

Anthony surrounds himself with absolute morons to make himself feel smarter

I bought a sliced carrot for $4 and another for my girlfriend. I gave her one of them and she had a great time feeding it to Dave's big large wife. She was laughing and smiling like she was a kid again.

So I gave her the other one. And she squealed and fed it into Dave's wife's slobbering, chomping jowls, and it made me feel good to make someone else feel good.

But I secretly still felt sad that I didn't get the chance to physically interact with such a rare rhino.