Not only that, he never once bothered to lift a single weight. He has no muscle whatsoever, because he works out like a house wife. He also had opportunities from guys like Matt Serra to practice MMA, but is too much of a faggot to ever take up the offers.

The only testosterone he wants to generate is from a girl in his asshole.

I see housewives squatting (free, no smiths at my gym) and deadlifting all the time, he's just a weak scared fag.

Same here. Housewives are all trying to build up their ass.

Jim has essentially personal access to some of the greatest MMA/Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fighters/instructors in the world, but he would rather do lunges across the gym holding 5 pound weights.

Or at least work out with those guys, do similar training programs. What a weasel

He needs to pay a female trainer to pay attention to him, it is not about the gym, but having a hot woman around that can't make an excuse to get away from him after 2 minutes of conversation with him.

I see you and I appreciate what you do

Its emotional prostitution, its worse than those Milennials that pay to cuddle with women, its ridiculous. No smoking, no drinking, consistent exercise for 15 years with personal trainers and what's the result? He looks like he never saw a gym in his life and may or may not have AIDS.

Milennials that pay to cuddle with women

What? Ho-ley shit that's depressing.

Where have you been? It's all the rage among pathetic Millennials who don't know how to have proper human relationships.

https://cuddlist.com

This shit hits me in the gut for some reason; I'm a schizoid recluse and have still managed to have several happy long term relationships.

I can't imagine being that lonely that I'd consider doing this, I'd probably kill myself first.

A generation whose emotional responses have been blunted with Xanax abuse feels no shame.

See one Cumia, Anthony.

Cumia is not a 'millennial' by any stretch of the imagination

No, he's an example of someone whose emotional....ah, forget it.

Nice reading comprehension, stupid.

yeah i dont get what you were saying

Yeah you #FACE

HOLD ON HOLD ON

So you were saying Nana has abused Xanax just like the 'millenials' have.

ME: No I get it.

I'm not that into pop culture so I forgot a minute about the rampant benzo use going on with kids right now.

Benzos rrruuuulllee

I can't imagine the mindset of a guy who's willing to not even try to press his rod against her thigh during a "cuddle."

he really is a baby boy

It's almost as if he was projecting the entire time

Jim keeps running with this idea that if he pays a female professional long enough, they’ll eventually see what a great guy he is and go out with him.

He even admitted to this mindset on the OnA show when he swore off hookers when they never wanted to hang out after getting paid. But in his mind he’s got no other cards to play. That’s got to be a hellish social life.

Jim keeps running with this idea that if he pays a female professional long enough, they’ll eventually see what a great guy he is and go out with him.

He even admitted to this mindset on the OnA show when he swore off hookers when they never wanted to hang out after getting paid. But in his mind he’s got no other cards to play. That’s got to be a hellish social life.

I'm 100% convinced that's why Mary Jean is on the show all the time. I think he's paying her for sex and he brings her on the show because he thinks they're "friends."

And all those female openers he takes on the road.

About seven years ago, an old GF of mine calls me up, and says that she's out-of-work and wondering if there's any work I can send her way. At the time I basically lived like Ant, in a big McMansion with my toys and no friends.

So I have her come over and clean my house. This became a regular thing.

After three or four weeks, I start joining her on her cigarette break. (I don't even smoke!) So she's at my place for about three or four hours, and we're spending about half of it smoking cigarettes and shooting the shit in front of my house.

The whole thing was kind of sad, because I don't she had any intention of turning a maid gig into a therapist gig, but I was just a socially isolated weirdo and there was barely anyone I could talk to. (Sound familiar?)

One day she asks if she can smoke pot, and then we basically fall into bed and she says that "pot makes her really want to get laid."

I think was her way of rationalizing that she'd gone from a maid to a therapist to a prostitute in about eight weeks.

Things continued on like this for a while. Every Tuesday, she'd show up at my place, do some light cleaning, smoke some pot, we'd have sex, I'd give her some money, and then she'd go home.

I can totally see how this lifestyle could become a trap for a weirdo like Norton. There's just something REALLY nice about having someone just show up at your place, fuck you, and leave. No lunch, no dinner, no trips to the movies, just fuck and run.

That's one of the reasons I always thought the Steve Carlesi suicide was suspicious. Like, his wife was Norton's trainer. Norton is a dirtbag. I could easily see Norton giving his wife a thousand dollars for some "extras."

r/NiceWorms

He needs that female energy

He has no visible results which can be attributed to exercise.

No muscle, no definition, no vascularity, plus AIDS related weight loss.

Choose your words carefully, baby boy.

needing/employing a trainer in any capacity is queer, tbh

Since he can not maintain a relationship with an actual woman he needs to pay for one to be with him. It’s just like when he got prostitutes and escorts except now he doesn’t have sex.

Since he can not maintain a relationship with an actual woman he needs to pay for one to be with him. It’s just like when he got prostitutes and escorts except now he doesn’t have sex.

On Ant's show, he talked about how he's getting the same procedure that killed that dude about a month ago, the one where they put a hundred needles into your dick. He basically said that his dick didn't work anymore and it was making him suicidal.

When you constantly beat off and edge all the time it does desensitize you. Cripes he is screwing rubber torsos.

Yep. And as his testosterone drops, he becomes more selective.

This is counter intuitive; you'd think as a man ages he'd become LESS selective not MORE. But as his test levels drop, he's less interested in fucking, so it takes weirder and weirder shit to get him motivated.

That's why he's always taking trannies and porn stars to dinner: he can't get it up.

He has said most of his workout is on the elliptical, the stupidest fucking machine in the entire gym. It's only use is for people that are morbidly obese or injured. Not to mention their is no reason he needs a trainer there to watch him do it.

He sucks cock.

This shit hits me in the gut for some reason; I'm a schizoid recluse and have still managed to have several happy long term relationships.

I can't imagine being that lonely that I'd consider doing this, I'd probably kill myself first.

No, he's an example of someone whose emotional....ah, forget it.

Nice reading comprehension, stupid.

I can't imagine the mindset of a guy who's willing to not even try to press his rod against her thigh during a "cuddle."