When you realize you gave up seeing your son’s graduation for pizza but then you start thinking about ice cream.

94  2019-03-21 by RBuddCumia

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Gripping the mic stand in the hopes those shooting pains in his arm will go away.

"Dude, it's just indigestion from the baklava I had earlier dude."

Arms elevated, ventricles unclogged for a moment. I wonder what's for lunch.

He's just trying to help his spine keep up with all the weight.

If I see a man waving, does this mean that I'm not alone?

Bobby is wearing a 8XL shirt and you know his gut is still sticking out

These Bangladeshi children weaving those must hate those mythical fat fucks they're working for.

That’s ruthless

When you’re sitting down but still have to hold on for balance.

diz nigga fat!!

HIMS TRADED HIS SONS GRADUATION FOR FIFTY BOWLS OF ICE CREAM! HIMS DIDN'T EVEN TINK ABOUT IT! HIMS WAS ALL JOLLY ABOUT THE ENDLESSS TOPPINGS!

Picture doesn't even do the title justice. Bravo sir!!

Towel within reach to mop up the diabetic sweat.