How does nobody on this sub fuck? It's so fucking easy. Lift weights grow a beard get fucking cloth s from h and m get some testosterone and go on tinder. Also lifting makes your dick get bigger via better erections.
I want to take her shopping to the stores she’d wanna shop in...and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus? Followed by some golfing. And then at night; we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus? And then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach, where I'd pop on the radio and we would slow-dance 'til the sun caaaame up.
That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own.
50 comments
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-03-21
What island is this?
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-03-21
Epstein Island
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-03-21
Shes too womanly for me to believe that
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-03-21
Titty Island USVI
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-21
Mother of god.
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-03-21
Knock me to the ground with those things and make me suffocate on their milk
1 calton435 2019-03-21
Are those fakers?
1 McGowan9 2019-03-21
Nope, Israel's finest prime rib roast.
1 SierraNovember2 2019-03-21
Ahhhh, Khazar Milkers. Figures.
1 theZenImpulse 2019-03-21
She’s Sephardic, stupid
1 BeigeFagquency 2019-03-21
No way could those be fakers.
1 DildoRenter 2019-03-21
I'm calling Liquify Tool on this one.
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2019-03-21
Yeah, something looks off in the stomach area
1 Throwaway24273 2019-03-21
That's just her weird posture combined with the contrast from where she didn't tan under her bikini top.
1 BeigeFagquency 2019-03-21
I'm calling nerd faggot who spends too much time using esoteric computer programs.
1 ChocomelTM 2019-03-21
If Photoshop is esoteric you might be retarded
1 DildoRenter 2019-03-21
Damn, you're stupid for being so condescending.
1 FromHereOn014 2019-03-21
What's his number?
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-21
Okay, what word did you punch into thesaurus.com to come up with esoteric? It makes no sense the way you've used it, tard.
1 BeigeFagquency 2019-03-21
You're not allowed to tell someone they don't understand a word when you don't understand it at all 😂
1 of_lower_stock 2019-03-21
Nice responding to things I didn't say, stupid.
1 TheElDan 2019-03-21
My tool is definitely liquefying.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-21
If she asked me to have sex with her I would say yes.
1 realestassdude 2019-03-21
I would love not pleasuring her.
1 brojoeisracist 2019-03-21
How does nobody on this sub fuck? It's so fucking easy. Lift weights grow a beard get fucking cloth s from h and m get some testosterone and go on tinder. Also lifting makes your dick get bigger via better erections.
1 realestassdude 2019-03-21
I fuck 7s-8s in my age bracket. This chick is neither. I would be way to excited to pleasure this chick.
1 theabracist 2019-03-21
gee I guess I'll take one for the team again.
1 DamonTyler 2019-03-21
whilst I agree and share your sentiments, I am duty bound to call you a faggot
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-03-21
if she asked me to clean her with my tongue after she just made a liquid shit I would say yes
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-21
Your certainty a beaner
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-03-21
Like I haven’t heard that before
1 Lord_dougman_W 2019-03-21
But Ants_Oily_hair is something to crow about
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-21
Yes.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-21
And then cum the moment after you said that
1 StallonesGlassTable 2019-03-21
No shit
1 Throwaway24273 2019-03-21
Tough call...
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-03-21
Nice eyes.
1 BoatHack2 2019-03-21
I would betray the aryan race for that magnificent set of kosher tits.
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-03-21
Not again, Amon.
1 alexproton 2019-03-21
I want to know what color her nipples are.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-03-21
I want to know what her anus tastes like
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-03-21
If the only way I could get anywhere near her ass, if she asked me to clean her with my tongue after she just made a liquid shit I would say yes
1 CredibleCommenter 2019-03-21
Feed me mommy
1 alexproton 2019-03-21
Feed you what
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-03-21
lightning
1 laurens_tits 2019-03-21
Why do all beautiful women look so fucking stupid.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-03-21
A lot of them are. There’s little incentive for them to be smart while they’re young and pretty.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-03-21
I want to take her shopping to the stores she’d wanna shop in...and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus? Followed by some golfing. And then at night; we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus? And then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach, where I'd pop on the radio and we would slow-dance 'til the sun caaaame up.
1 commissarjb 2019-03-21
That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own.
1 TonyBags662 2019-03-21
I dont beg for sex
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-03-21
Shes too womanly for me to believe that
1 realestassdude 2019-03-21
I would love not pleasuring her.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-03-21
if she asked me to clean her with my tongue after she just made a liquid shit I would say yes
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-21
And then cum the moment after you said that
1 Throwaway24273 2019-03-21
Tough call...
1 Throwaway24273 2019-03-21
That's just her weird posture combined with the contrast from where she didn't tan under her bikini top.