I really want to see a picture of his wife. We know he’s failing his family by killing himself but I want to see the woman he can’t put his little turtle dick in anymore.

I wonder what his weight and waistline was when he married her. You really owe it to your spouse to stay within a reasonable range of ur marriage weight.

He left his wife for Little Debbie years ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0FCkaAPI9/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ujr6kddu7h5n

Christmas 2022, it will be a black dude wearing the Dad shirt.

Cowboy rules, it will be the Worm. Jims been going there for holidays a long time, lonely faggot.

Oh wow. She’s reasonably cute and well kept. What a terrible husband and father Blobby is.

Shes also a good egg, sucked Bobbys cawk on rawk.

If there's any shred of attractiveness and especially masculinity and dominance to you most women want to be fucked on the first date. I get 80% to at least suck cock.

Like private dental insurance.

She’s all right. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. But she is certainly certainly certainly certainly way out of his league.

Look at those bags under her eyes, she’s lost a lot of sleep wondering how to tell Max that the paramedics are going to have to cut a hole in the wall to get daddy’s corpse out.

Max is going to have to learn how to drive a forklift so they can get daddy out to the front lawn.

I don’t blame him for letting himself go. I couldn’t be attracted to some slit that would allow a morbidly obese, faggot to hump her.

Ya know what dude ya got your honeymoon sweethearts and ya fat fuck sandwiches dude.

There was a timeframe where I was feeling bad for him but he are right through that to it all being funny again.

This is the only place I've ever seen on the internet that routinely promotes family values as some key distinguishing virtue. Can't say I care for it. It is exceedingly gay.

Yeah, probably because your a liberal, a nigger or a faggot... maybe all three. Seriously though, it's not pro family as much as valuing your family more than your food/drug/faggotry addiction.

Yeah I guess. It comes from hating Opie's guts and getting irrationally angry whenever people say one of the reasons he "won" is that he has his wife and kids, even though I know the whole thing is sarcasm. I'm just retarded with disgust for that fuck. His wife's probably a fat nagging cunt by now and his kids are probably .... well, his kids are obviously like all kids. aka shit little noisy nose picking faggots. Every last one of them.

Yup, that's what gets people coming back to this sub, the wholesome family values.

We like ripping on Bobby because he’s a fat pile of shit, talking about his family is just the meanest way to do it.

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DUUUUUUUDE YA GOT YA M&MS, YA HONEY BUN WITH A SIDE OF TWINKIES, YA DILLY BAR FOR DESERT! BOOM! A HEALTHY THREE COURSE MEAL!

The Snoball™ is an essential side in a balanced diet.

You think he calls her Sara Lee in bed?

those pics of skinny bob kelly are so douchey

Butterball faggot

The sub should turns its attention to a positive cause and fat shame bob kelly until he’s at a weight that’ll let him see his kid turn 10

I tried this a while ago. I feel like everyone prefers the alternative.

Ya got your extra large lollie, an adult diapers, boom I'm Baby Huey, dude.

That's unironically what Carl Ruiz eats for breakfast.

(I'm talking about the junk food, not the four unrelated white people arranged in a pyramid (although it wouldn't surprise me if Carl ate human flash as well))

Cowboy rules, it will be the Worm. Jims been going there for holidays a long time, lonely faggot.