I hope Peele remakes the Shining with an all black family...just so Kubrick can haunt him into putting both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth

8  2019-03-21 by do_you_vape_asshole

69 comments

Kubrick was a fucking creep. Between the allusion to Danny being molested in this movie and Lolita... and if you've heard the rumors about what Sue Lyon had to do to promote that movie... jesus christ. If there's a hell that dude is getting fucked with a pair fungo bats for the rest of eternity.

I remember Danny being abused, but not molested. Where was the molestation allusion. I agree Lolita, and fans of it, are extremely creepy degenerates, but Kubrick still made some good shit. Eyes Wide Shut was him exposing what he's witnessed, and those "prostitutes" in the Illuminati sex cults were actually children. Kubrick couldn't cast children there for obvious reasons. Of course that's the movie that killed him, or allegedly got him killed.

He drove horseface Shelley to insanity didn't he? I've heard.

He was notorious for filming hundreds and hundreds of takes. Shelley said something along the lines of that movie almost killing her because of that. The stairs scene with her holding the bat really took a huge toll on her because of how many takes it was.

The scene of Danny brushing his teeth is a direct parallel to the bear scene. Jack is also reading an episode of playgirl that features an article about parents have sex with their children.

Oh, I hadn't picked up on that. Kubrick has tons of not so hidden messages in his films: http://www.collativelearning.com/the%20shining%20-%20chap%2016.html

Yep, and nothing happens by chance or coincidence in a Kubrick movie. If he made those two scenes parallels there's a reason. If he had him reading that specific issue of playgirl there's a reason.

Us looks good

Nice obedience, stupid.

Pardon me, Maverick.

Nice adolescent iconoclasm, stupid.

A rich black celebrity on every single talk show and platform in America telling me how bad it is for black people in America, while every white critic in America tearfully masturbates and declares him the second coming of Hitchcock. Nah, I'm good.

Make a movie that's an allegory for Democratic politicians enabling an entire section of society to become fatherless, poor, violent and stupid.

Why do the edge lords all have accounts that are 3 months old.

Get Out was about liberal's coopting black culture while participating in their suppression. Maybe thats the one you want to see?

I'd rather have a 3 month old account than one with a history full of discussing naked oiled up guys dry humping.

Cuz that'd be kinda gay.

People still care about being called gay? They dont really oil up anymore, thats generally not safe. Nice try on the hate though, proud boy.

Billy batts is gonna have his hands full with the amount people gettin fuckin fresh in this post.

It's merely okay. Definitely not going to be another Get Out. Too long, too repetitive, too infatuated with itself. You realize very early that none of the family is actually in any real danger. If one of their doubles gets a hold of them, they're just going to throw them to the ground instead of killing them. The explanation for everything is preposterous and half-baked, too. Predictably, the fawning critics are reading way too much into it.

It was okay. Not that scary or tense in the second half. The explanation for everything brings up too many logistical questions. The review blurbs for the film are a real pisser. People are REALLY straining to assign weight and importance to it. Captain Marvel redux. If movies themselves aren't necessarily dead, the criticism of them certainly is.

What the fuck does that even mean?

Why would Peele do a remake? His last two films have been based on wildly original content, and very highly rated, too.

Because people believe he is a genius now and not just a competent film maker. Because the media told them to think of him that way.

We have to believe these people are untouchable geniuses so that when it eventually comes out that they were giving head to a transvestite with 5o’clock shadow while parked in a LA side street in an escalade we have to be shocked.

Why is this so personal to you, and why are you so invested in his career? Some of you people get all riled up about shit that has zero impact on your lives. Yes, people hype things up because they want other people to experience what they experienced, or sometimes people get paid to hype things. Doesn't matter whatsoever.

Why is this so personal to you?

I’m just breaking balls and all of a sudden you wanna get fresh?

Oh yeah, breaking balls. Someone who breaks balls says something and let's it go. You are trying to defend yourself in a few of these comments. You got called out for for getting riled up over some movie, and you defense is, "I was just kidding." Stop it.

You sound like Jim Norton responding to a caller. Faggot

thanks.

Lol why is it this shit is always full of you message board stalkers?

Ofcourse my defence is ‘I’m kidding.”

You think i’m serious when I say Jordan Peele will be caught giving head to a tranny in an escalade? You’re idea of letting it go means that people like you say something that makes you feel like you’re right and I have to pretend my feelings are hurt.

Little man doesn't like when a black director gets praise. Go slag off, you MDE faggot. LEt me guess, the jews upset you, too. Boring piss ant.

First of all, I’m not white lol. Second, I like Jordan Peele’s work.

But most importantly. You sir, take everything far too seriously. Almost as serious as a guy who blows a tranny in downtown LA in an escalade.

I'm not white

Get out.

I feel victimised.

Don't waste your breath. Memories are short, and every new wave of posters resets the Panera trucker default image.

Go home and get your fucking shine box

Ah well you insulted him a little bit, you got a little out of order yourself...

Some of you people get all riled up about shit that has zero impact

cause its kind of fun, very few people who shit on things are actually seething at their keyboards in real life. It takes 5 seconds to trash something, then watch porn and masturbate and you are done with your interwebbing for the day.

You know why? It’s because people like him are the ones who really do get outraged and get annoyed because people like us are honest enough to just take a shit on something and move on.

Remember what patrice said about having an opinion and not letting your opinion have you.

What do you mean you people?

Attention seeking faggots like OP.

We’re supposed to be a unit!

... Suck my unit.

He can’t remake the Shining with all-black family, BECAUSE THE DAD WOULDN’T BE THERE! thanks I’ll be here all week

Sounds like something Vos would use in his act

That could easily be an insult instead of a compliment

Tsssss his name is Peele because niggers peels bananas like chimps or something

Wasn't Kubrick known to be an obsessive dick. But he made good and good looking movies so it's ok? What s their point Jordan Peele is as obsessive and so hated by most of cast and crew. Or are they fake comparing him to one of the most well-known and successful directors of all time? Why am I talking about this I don't even care.

clockwork orange is over rated, eyes wide shut is shit, stephen king hates Kubriks shining and a Space Odyssey was retarded.

The burning stupidity of your opinions are giving me secondhand embarrassment.

so what youre saying is it socially brings you up a peg or two?

You have quite a knack for missing obvious points.

Wrong

Lolita (suuurrrre) & 2001 were/are amazing films especially considering they were made in the 60s; also full metal jacket. Nice try with the hate though.

never saw lolita, FMJ was decent from memory, but those werent on my list were they

2001 was on your list. If you think it's retarded you are the retard in the equation. It's a fantastic movie even now, when it came out it blew peoples' minds brotherman. It's old as shit and a bit slow, if you only have the mental capacity & attention span to watch capeshit I can understand why you wouldn't enjoy it.

I've never seen eyes wide shut so can't comment but I don't think clockwork orange is a bad movie, it's a good movie with some pretentious fans. Overrated doesn't mean it's bad.

I was purposely naming other movies to give you perspective & to show that Kubrick did actually direct/write/produce some good movies.

P.S. Stephen king is fucking dogshit imo, his books are written at a 5th grade level, just awful.

I actually like Kubriks shining, the king version is dogshit, thats why I didnt give my opinion on it and just said Kings. CW Orange is so over rated, thats a personal opinion. People fucking rave about it for no reason, maybe the book is better, I dont know. I love fight club, I love the book (read it 3 times), people might think that movie is over rated, theyre entitled to that. Eyes wide shit is complete garbage, watch it then come back and tell me your honest opinion. An ex dragged me to the movie to see it, in fact shes the one who made me watch CWO so many fucking times, maybe my hate is deeper than it appears.

Fair enough. I hate fight club personally but whatever people have different tastes. Eyes wide shut doesn't look like my type of thing to be fair and kinda does look shitty i'll give you that. Yeah a lot of people are really into CWO, it's a cult film basically, it's pretty unique. Being 'forced' to watch something is never good though brotherman, read a guy's guide to being a man's man i'm pretty sure there advice about slapping a bitch in the mouth if she tries to make you watch something.

advice about slapping a bitch in the mouth if she tries to make you watch something.

sounds legit

Isn't he the guy who is currently enjoying the vagina of the only woman Jimmy has been in a relationship with, and making her completely forget Jimmy ever existed?

Made a baby with her.

Yeah and her Brother is the founder of Buzzfeed and The Huffington Post. I'm sure that has nothing to do with all the praise he gets in the media though.

Nice try Norton.

Get Out was fucking stupid. It wasnt bad, but the fact it received so much un earned clout makes it shit.

Us looks okay, well see what his wanna be M Knight shit twist will be at the end though.

Well, the movie adaptation of King's sequel novel to The Shining (Doctor Sleep) is due this November, and the best part is the "gifted" protagonist who has one of the strongest shine abilities ever known is going to be played by a young black girl.

I can't wait for Cumia's reaction!

I just read that late last year. That was the last 'horror' book I read from King, and most likely the last one for good. I've read most of his books and not ONE was remotely disturbing or terrifying. Just about every horror book he's written goes off the rails 3/4's of the way through, and at that point you've put so much effort into reading it, you feel obligated to finishing the damn thing. I did, however, like the Bill Hodges Trilogy.

I highly doubt he’ll ever do anything remotely close to Barry Lyndon or 2001

A walking shine homo

If Peele does a shining remake Stephen king would praise it as the best adoption of his work with out even seeing it

no one would hire a black couple for that job

Any good filmmaker is known for being purposeful with every shot, not just Peele. Strange thing to be known for.

Reg gin. Reg gin...

The all black shining movie will take place in a haunted housing project