*seriously contemplates physically assaulting a female minimum wage retail worker because the juice bar ran out of low fat smoothies*

21  2019-03-21 by babyboycomedysoldier

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Also started sucking dick when he was 5 years old.

Connection?

The truth is actually worse, he thinks the gym mother fucked him specially by stop selling the one cup size he wanted

I weirdly started thinking about the juice thing the other day- surely when they eliminated the giant juice and told him he could still have the giant juice if they charged him more for it they were just selling him two small juices. So why the fuck when the minimum wage juice bar employee wasnt properly trained about his special cup did he not just order two small juices and drink them both?

he even emailed the company CEO to ask to have his special cup size.

his mother really did a number on him by endulging his entitled bullshit, letting him have special permission to wear a hat to school because he didn't like his cowlicks.

Did Jimmy's "the customer is always right!" obsession begin with his calorie counting obsession?

I wonder if the two are linked. Like his anxiety and mental illness surrounding his diet overrides his sense of decorum. I don't remember Fat Fuck Jimmy haranguing waitresses and interns over food.

If I know him well, I bet he thinks if his food order is slightly wrong, then he'll relapse back to eating donuts, just like he thinks if he misses one weekly AA meeting, he'll relapse back to Zimas.

No fat Jimmy still thought he was entitled to a signature from Jeter at an event that specifically said dont ask for signatures this is is for charity. Hes always been a faggot.

Fucking psychopath