Ants "Comedians of the Compound" lineup is an absolute bag of SHIT

51  2019-03-20 by Phantas_Magorical

84 comments

Remember when LoS was a secondary show on the compound network?

Look at their lineup, ain't it fun?

https://i.imgur.com/6sgJubq.jpg

Anthony Cumia Show under “Podcasts and Other” on the Skankfest flyer.

I vote for “other”.

The whole thing is ruined by Redban.

Nice alphabetical list, stupid.

I count nine Netflix specials and the head writer of SNL on there.

But Ant has Dave Landau

Colin Jost is the head writer of SNL, stupid.

So is Michael Che, stupid.

Yep, I’m a retard.

I count two GUNS, nigga.

They have "The Anthony Cumia Show" but no mention of Dave Landork. Poor Dave.

thats just a larger list of nobodies

Yeah where's Joe Devito?

Kurt Metzger is on there. Didn't he and Luis have a gay-ass podcast fight? What happened, did they "squash the beef" or is the kayfabe only for the air?

gay ass-podcast fight


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I don't think Luis solely books Skankfest. The Guys we Fucked chicks are both on there too and I'm pretty sure the fat ugly one also still has beef with Luis

Plus the Tough Crowd secret show 2.

Why do they pay that retarded fella to do pathetic photoshop?

I’m pretty sure he does it for free.

He gets to keep the profits from the sales of his Dave Landau calendars

Add some more fonts while you're at it.

They have 9 different typefaces on display. Like all visual things at the compound (including the hosts) it is visually disgusting.

Compund Design Team: Catch the eye, churn the stomach!

Big A and Bobo will laugh.

H-h-heh-hahehh

Ha ha, awright

Actually, Bobo never laughs. It’s one of his most unsettling and repulsive traits.

He harbors a lifelong obsession with a comedy radio show but he never, ever laughs.

He’s like a serial stalker who’s obsessed with a woman, but has no idea what love is and even if he obtained her has no intention or ability to show her tenderness or warmth.

He laughs on the east side Dave show. It's cute

Is Kevin Brennan playing the role of Stephen Hawking?

Who are the "Special Guests" joining these Z-listers? Anthony's smelly basement ballwashers?

At best, TV’s Kevin Corrigan.

It's gonna be stellar special guests:

Bobo

Flutsie

Big A

Stupid Plankfoot Joe Currie.

Joe Currie is one of the most astoundingly boring and unfunny people of all time. He's just so forgettable.

They're telling Fred from Brooklyn that he's a special guest, but Ant's just laying for his ticket.

Fuck that nine toed asbestos merchant. He's gotta be one of the worst out of all of them.

Joe Devito

Brian McCarthy

Comidians of the Poker Table is going to be a huge success.

Gonna be a laugh riot...

AprehLL fAllsssS!!!

All of these men awkwardly look down and ignore it when Anthony molests passed out teenagers.

Yeah you would have to be a Fool to see this rubbish.

Kevin Brennan is a legit well seasoned comic

Wtf!! No Joe Currie?!

Might get lucky if they add “and with a special appearance by Arcie bunker”

I wonder if he'll skip through the theater with his shoelaces untied.

Who do you think is one of the special guests.

So what is the cost of booking the venue and paying the talent and how will $10 ticket sales even come close to covering it, much less making a profit? Make it make sense!

The only fools are the ones who pay for that shit

They gave him a Monday night slot to do a show. It’s like they know no one is gonna come and why waste a precious spot on a weekend for this.

Why are two of the photos done in Old Timey Gangster style, one just a Compound Media headshot, one is Dave Landau as some kind of asshole, and one is Kevin Brennan with a bizarre filter.

because everyone involved in this is a stupid asshole hellbent on committing career suicide.

Dave Landau is wearing a bomber jacket like he is in Top Gun. He probably thinks that will make people associate him with being a ‘Maverick’ instead of rightly associating him with bombing.

I just thought he was gay like Tom Cruise

Are you implying Compound Media isn't a slick well run media machine?

Someone thought McNulty could produce a podcast ING network

The guy clearly got bored and said fuck it after the two "gangster" ones. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy who does these charges that senile old bag Nana and her ex-cop lap dog $100 a pop for these pieces of shit.

The autistic comedy fest is a go

Anyone that would actually pays to attend this should be ashamed of themselves.

These people clearly lack the ability to feel shame.

First of all, the art style on that flyer is garbage. Second of all, maybe this show needs a strong left wing presence. Like that beast bro joe tried to take out for coffee.

This looks like a poster for a suburban city's summer block party not a comedy show

Pat Dixon is a good egg

And we know what Anthony does with good eggs...he shoves them up his ass.

3 quarter swastika emblems on his shirts

rising sun flag in the backdrop of his ads

If speech doesn't make you a white supremacist then what you choose to express yourself with certainly should

West Side Comedy Club fits 80 people.

Well hopefully Bobby doesn't show up...

So there will be plenty of seats available if you show up the day of, is what you are saying.

Kevin Brennan rules.

Bunch of literal whos.

They would sell out in 1 day if they charged $20 to cancel the show.

Pat Dixon looked like that 4 plastic surgeries ago.

He's a creep

I hate his fake faggoty Johnny Carson impersonation persona. Give it a rest you side-faced hack.

10 bucks?

I get paid bi-weekly from Panera so I'll hopefully be able to get 15 sub members tickets! Who's in?

Literally who?

Bob Levy turned Nana down again.

You know your career is on the rise again when Bob Levy is big timing you.

He went from Patrice, Louis CK, Bill Burr, Dave Attell, Colin Quinn, etc to this

HAHAHAHAHA HO LEE SHIT!!!

Ain't it fun?

Just Poor Laughs

A who’s who of who’s.

Rumor is Geno will be sober that evening..

Yeah and up is down, left is right, and Anthony cumia doesn't fuck children.

Who the hell would pay for this shit?