I'd like to see Jim and Sam a post-apocalyptic survival situation, although I suspect Sam would revert to phenotype and live just fine as an ape. Shoes off, straight up a tree; leaving Norton tearful and howling on the forest floor.
(It could be that chicken tenders really are the only human food Sam's digestive system can handle, and that he'd do just fine on a diet of bananas and termites. Or commercial monkey chow)
Jimmy would relapse when he sees the handsantizer and starve without his egg whites. But not before a slap fight with Sam who motherfucked him over his attempts to repopulate the world through ass sex
I've never been, but don't they have lots of caribou and water? If it really gets down to basics all you need is food and drink, a cabin, some tools. I saw a great short film about someone who went there alone, with only a few axe heads and his carpentry skills.
they would literally survive off the whatever protein they could suck out of each other....... I get a feeling they would just be some bigger gangs prags to be passed around until they needed to eat them.
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1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-03-20
Wouldn’t take that bet, see how long they’ve fucked the carcass of O&A for sustenance.
1 Jungies 2019-03-20
I'd like to see Jim and Sam a post-apocalyptic survival situation, although I suspect Sam would revert to phenotype and live just fine as an ape. Shoes off, straight up a tree; leaving Norton tearful and howling on the forest floor.
(It could be that chicken tenders really are the only human food Sam's digestive system can handle, and that he'd do just fine on a diet of bananas and termites. Or commercial monkey chow)
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-20
They would starve to death in a bunker full of food with no clue how to use a can opener
1 Applesauceinmypants 2019-03-20
Jimmy would relapse when he sees the handsantizer and starve without his egg whites. But not before a slap fight with Sam who motherfucked him over his attempts to repopulate the world through ass sex
1 Psych555 2019-03-20
Sam tries to call 911 then his dad only to remember that he got mushroom clouded.
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-03-20
why you be nuking me?
1 McGowan9 2019-03-20
They would both be killed and used as fuel two days after everything fell apart.
1 traffich 2019-03-20
I was gonna say wear the skin for them cold winters but they don't hav Jimmy in adult sizes
1 thndr87 2019-03-20
They wont even go camping with Bob Kelly overnight.
They ain't making it.
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-20
Anyone under 40 is fucked
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-20
Ok grandpa
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-20
I'm under 40. I'd be dead within 6 weeks of society breaking down.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-20
Not me. My survival strategy is punching bitches in the face on I-95. Hasn't failed me yet
1 evil-nick 2019-03-20
thats you?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-20
Shhhhh. Due to a clerical error I was booked in the corrections system as lastname, firstname
1 deumae 2019-03-20
Why?
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-20
No banking, no food, water and nobody has any real world skills anymore
1 deumae 2019-03-20
In developed areas, sure. Think they'll be fine in Alaska.
1 Dennyislife 2019-03-20
I know fuck all about Alaska but surely a place like that needs imports more than exports to live?
1 deumae 2019-03-20
I've never been, but don't they have lots of caribou and water? If it really gets down to basics all you need is food and drink, a cabin, some tools. I saw a great short film about someone who went there alone, with only a few axe heads and his carpentry skills.
1 aprosbro 2019-03-20
Eh. Europe had a decade of austerity, Americans couldnt buy nylon stockings on Tuesdays for awhile. No big deal.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-03-20
I think this answers your question
1 Sf52016 2019-03-20
The world is no match for Sam and his faggy action figures.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-20
Reminder that Sam called 911 when he got a flat tire. He wouldn't last ten seconds.
1 evil-nick 2019-03-20
they would literally survive off the whatever protein they could suck out of each other....... I get a feeling they would just be some bigger gangs prags to be passed around until they needed to eat them.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-03-20
Jim would do alright because he's a psychopath and would probably kill Sam instantly and he can last at least a week on tendie boy's fat reserves.
1 tellemMC 2019-03-20
Aren’t you a giant fat faggot that would also immediately die?
1 deumae 2019-03-20
What's the contingency plan for the sub? Pigeons or smoke signals?
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-03-20
This nuclear winter is fucking endless.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-20
Shhhhh. Due to a clerical error I was booked in the corrections system as lastname, firstname