I'm going to complain like an asshole to the manager the next time I ever go into any restaurant/bar/coffee shop and some stupid asshole is playing shit cover songs nobody wants to hear while their awful performance plays way too loudly over the fucking gigantic PA system some dildo owner installed but doesn't know how to set the levels to a tolerant level.
Fucking idiots, every single person that both plays gigs like this and the clueless boobs that allow them into their dive establishment to ruin paying customer's evening that will never return after the ear rape they had to endure while sipping their coffee or pint.
Besides, live music is for retarded 15-year olds to throw away their money on, not adults who presumably fuck. Doubly so for "performers."
I wanna smash that stupid guitar over his head & every other asshole like him. I rarely have this problem these days but once in awhile I’ll get dragged to some bar where an asshole plays guitar & sings all the mediocre hits of the past 40 years too loudly while I eat below average tasting bar food in a lame neighborhood in the city or a boring suburb. Why do these places hire Joe or Joe types? Why not just have a dj or a simple jukebox instead of some loud jackass that no one divides the over 50 crowd is enjoying.
I'm a musician and stopped playing music live when I was 23 because I found it undignified and embarrassing.
If I played music live again, it would be in a jazz trio where I play background music at a low volume and don't expect/demand people who don't give a shit about what I'm doing to pay attention.
Also, singing in front of people past the age of 25 if you're a man is for fags.
Yea if you didn’t make it big in that time frame just quit. I have friends that still play shitty 90s alt rock to bars with like 12 people on a Friday night. They’re delusional and in denial just like Joe
37 comments
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-20
He does this while people are trying to eat food.
1 afallenworld 2019-03-20
He’s a stupid asshole.
1 db111 2019-03-20
It's the fucking worst. Not just Joe, but every acoustic / singer act in a bar or restaurant. They do it because you only have to pay one guy.
Unamplify it and it maybe you can call it background music like a piano or something.
1 bourbon-poo-poo 2019-03-20
And you know Joe turns his shit up loud bc he thinks people want to hear an old asshole singing.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-20
During the last cumia karaoke gay-off ant mentioned he always has to change the mic levels after Joe so this is verified
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-03-20
It's always passive aggressively loud, too.
God forbid you have a conversation with your date when you should be listening intently to a Cat Steven's cover played way too loud
1 krankortega 2019-03-20
I'm going to complain like an asshole to the manager the next time I ever go into any restaurant/bar/coffee shop and some stupid asshole is playing shit cover songs nobody wants to hear while their awful performance plays way too loudly over the fucking gigantic PA system some dildo owner installed but doesn't know how to set the levels to a tolerant level.
Fucking idiots, every single person that both plays gigs like this and the clueless boobs that allow them into their dive establishment to ruin paying customer's evening that will never return after the ear rape they had to endure while sipping their coffee or pint.
Besides, live music is for retarded 15-year olds to throw away their money on, not adults who presumably fuck. Doubly so for "performers."
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-03-20
Or trying to find a parking spot at the library
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-20
Some people call me the space cowboy....
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-03-20
Some call me the gangster of underage love
1 Phkna1 2019-03-20
Alleged
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-03-20
He didn't deny it.
1 Phkna1 2019-03-20
Imager can be manipulated.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-20
I'm a moocher, I'm a boozer, I'm a total loser. I play my music like a bum.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-03-20
"I'm a joker, I'm mediocre, I play gay strip poookeeerrr. I sure want a load of cuuuum"
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-03-20
He’s got those dick sucking lips ready to go.
1 BeakersRedBush 2019-03-20
The moment before Joe realized it was a shart.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-03-20
He always looks like he’s forcing out a giant log when he’s “singing”
1 defenestrationsong 2019-03-20
Just like Eric
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-20
Ah the retarded burn victim guitarist, my favorite Barnum & Bailey freak act.
1 ichise8 2019-03-20
cool dude, talented musician
1 McGowan9 2019-03-20
He makes the same face when some Dominican homo enters him roughly in the Big Apple bathroom stall.
1 MartyVanB 2019-03-20
Let me hear you sing Faithfully jackass
1 Jungies 2019-03-20
He's ready to be spat on.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-20
Was this before or after he molested the man in the bathroom?
1 CacaDick 2019-03-20
Cunt.
1 andysixxjpg 2019-03-20
classic quadroon O face, somebody must of set the egg on high
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-20
"I can feel it calling in the air tonight, Oh LAWWWWWD"
1 lazyblogger914 2019-03-20
FOCK YAH!
1 dalgriff 2019-03-20
Never go Full Cumia
1 DickSlit 2019-03-20
That's Joe's bukake face. Seriously, somebody who does shops should use Joe's head from this photo and insert into gay, blacks on white bukake porn.
1 Sicboy69 2019-03-20
I wanna smash that stupid guitar over his head & every other asshole like him. I rarely have this problem these days but once in awhile I’ll get dragged to some bar where an asshole plays guitar & sings all the mediocre hits of the past 40 years too loudly while I eat below average tasting bar food in a lame neighborhood in the city or a boring suburb. Why do these places hire Joe or Joe types? Why not just have a dj or a simple jukebox instead of some loud jackass that no one divides the over 50 crowd is enjoying.
1 BoatHack2 2019-03-20
GOOD GAWD YOU'RE EVERYTHINGGGG TO ME
1 Persianschlong 2019-03-20
God damn bar chord fruit faggot
1 krankortega 2019-03-20
I'm a musician and stopped playing music live when I was 23 because I found it undignified and embarrassing.
If I played music live again, it would be in a jazz trio where I play background music at a low volume and don't expect/demand people who don't give a shit about what I'm doing to pay attention.
Also, singing in front of people past the age of 25 if you're a man is for fags.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-03-20
Yea if you didn’t make it big in that time frame just quit. I have friends that still play shitty 90s alt rock to bars with like 12 people on a Friday night. They’re delusional and in denial just like Joe
1 darthsmokey 2019-03-20
Lol I would pay him to stop playing if I was eating/drinking there.