r/opieandanthony: Heavy Teen Beefers

If it makes you feel better I don't think either are hot, but I would give it to this fatty first if I had to choose. Of course this bitch is about a decade past being a teen but overall more appealing than missy manhands-boybody.

1 bobodid911 2019-03-20

Looks like my wife 10 years ago ...this is the saddest of faps for me.

1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-03-20

Women that look like this age like sour milk, why would you marry that, you stupid fuck?

1 bobodid911 2019-03-20

I still love her... Agree with the whole aging thing ...

1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-03-20

Nice lovinga stupid woman and not a tranny, stupid faggot.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-20

Loving a woman? That's so gay

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-20

Looks like my wife 10 years ago ...this is the saddest of faps for me.

My wife has J cups. I met her when she was seventeen. She friendzoned me on the very first date.

So I'm stuck in the friendzone, and one afternoon her and a friend wanted me to take them to Pasadena to "do a photoshoot." Because I'm a complete and clueless idiot at the time, I drove them to the shoot, then told them I'd come back in a couple hours. In my goofy Incel brain, I thought they might be offended if I stuck around to watch the shoot.

Both girls wound up getting naked, and some dude out there has the pictures.

The other girl was giggling about it as I drove them home:

"Wow, you wouldn't believe how big her boobs are! They're the biggest I've ever seen! And they're SO perky!"

I felt like driving into a brick wall.

1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-20

Pics

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-20

https://imgur.com/ISMapuo.jpg

https://imgur.com/BezIIch.jpg

1 insertclevereference 2019-03-20

I wanna suck ‘em.

1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-03-20

Nice

1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-20

Idk if that's sincerely her but at a certain point bra sizes is just made up ABC's. Check out r/abrathatfits it's insane. When I'm in charge we're switching to small, medium, and large.

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-20

Idk if that's sincerely her but at a certain point bra sizes is just made up ABC's. Check out r/abrathatfits it's insane. When I'm in charge we're switching to small, medium, and large.

If I was the president, that would be my first executive order. For instance, my wife wears a properly fitting bra, a 32J. An ex-gf of mine had bigger boobs than my wife... and wore a 32DD. She was literally going through life with a bra that was half the size it should be. Just made everything she wore look dumb, and since her bra was way too small it made her look way dumpier than she really was. (Basically a too-small bra smooshes the boobs flat, and then creates this big ugly ridge of boob that runs horizontally.)

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1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-03-20

please add more pictures of her so we can properly educate ourselves on this issue

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-20

I'll ask her. I think I have some from 22 years ago sitting in a box. (She's 44)

1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-03-20

Smart thinking, however no need to ask

1 Dick_donger 2019-03-20

Sho vagane plz

1 quasi100 2019-03-20

Boutthole first

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-20

Idk if that's sincerely her but at a certain point bra sizes is just made up ABC's.

Here's proof it's sincerely her :)

https://imgur.com/RpZ6I5C

1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-03-20

O wow I'm out here getting personalized beefer shootouts can't none of these faggots get on my level

Tell her she has the A++ wife material stamp of approval

1 SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-03-20

You're a couple DMs to becoming that guys bull

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-20

real ass dudes of the week.

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-03-20

Doughy broad.

1 RotheHo 2019-03-20

Name?

1 AxelSpott 2019-03-20

Age.

1 Chainer 2019-03-20

This bitch is hilarious.

1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-03-20

Baby is Bulgarian or something I bet. Even French women don't take this much pride in their sexuality.

1 Haunter94 2019-03-20

The index finger pointed downward is a notorious white supremacy symbol

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-20

I love her smug look

no you can't pictures of me with my panties off
no you can't come closer
would you stop touching your dick please?

1 Haunter94 2019-03-20

She looked tired to me or maybe the sun was in her eyes lol

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-03-20

transparent nipples kinda bug me

1 McGowan9 2019-03-20

Same. I don't like flat ones much either. They don't have to be bullets but a little rise please

1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-20

Judging by Sam's complete lack of bottom lip pigmentation (the only lip he has), you just know that this is what his mother's nipples look like. Disgusting.

1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-03-20

She looks like she could cook some mean lasagna.

1 Kudokara 2019-03-20

Now that's the kind of fat I can get behind!

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-03-20

Age?

1 BoatHack2 2019-03-20

Old enough

1 aaron91325 2019-03-20

Much hotter and younger version of Big Jay’s girlfriend Christine.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-03-20

Noice