For those unaware - Carrado is Ant. Yes he was cosplaying as a Sorprano's character and then backing himself up on another account while arguing with a man he was claiming to be mentally ill.
I'd forgotten. That's actually a very important detail. My memory is that they proceeded to call each other drunken, loser, degenerate pieces of shit for the duration of the call. It was a fight over who has fucked up their life the most.
For one thing, he's likely going pretty broke pretty quick. But even if he wasn't, he'd still do this shit. Everything associated in any way with twitter just keeps him obsessing more and more with it, because he lumps it all in with his getting himself shitcanned from Sirius. Between his perceived role as the Ultimate Free Speech Champion Slash Martyr, and how much people here have fucked with his head, throw in all the xannies and other shit, the resulting clusterfuck has turned him into a massive psychopath.
Reminder: when Anthony Cumia considers which Sopranos character he shares the most in common with, he comes up with the senile old man who dies in confusion.
This is the tweet that got him shitcanned by Lazlow and Rockstar IIRC. He lost lucrative voice actor work because he couldn't resist taking a pop on Twitter at an unstable former colleague who outted him for being a pedo on this sub.
Good going, Cumia! No more of those free Rockstar undershirts for you.
Jim Norton couldn't handle the rigors of Linden Public High School and dropped out, and I can only assume that Opie's collegiate experience was much like star NCAA athletes, and he got his full ride at Geneseo without ever having to actually attend classes, due to his superior broadcasting skillz.
Corrado is hilarious. He really pounded this guy. I mean he got behind him, grabbed him by the hips and pounded the living shit out of him like he was a niece visiting for the weekend.
"I always refer to Danny as "Ross" and I'll do this distinctive action from my second twitter account even though I regularly assert the second account is not mine."
The best was when he was trying to evade his Twitter ban with his like 4th alias. Dumbshit of course took the bait and reported people who were impersonating him, leading to himself banned again.
Mutually assured destruction, sending him back to obscurity. HAHA HOLEE SHIT!!
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1 Itllbeceesh 2019-03-19
Faggot
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-19
"I'm still, uh I mean, Corradosoprano4 is still hilarious!" What an embarrassing old has been.
1 Itllbeceesh 2019-03-19
For those unaware - Carrado is Ant. Yes he was cosplaying as a Sorprano's character and then backing himself up on another account while arguing with a man he was claiming to be mentally ill.
This is how insane he was towards the end.
1 Tom_Stall 2019-03-19
Back off, this ain't your show, &$;;-:.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-19
Cuz that's what he is
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-19
This is the same time Danny recorded a call and Anthony answered the phone piss drunk doing a bad impression of a woman.
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-03-19
OooOOhhh maiiiiiii Gawwwwwwdah
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-03-19
Worse still, it was Anthony calling "no prospects loser" Danny late at night.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-19
I'd forgotten. That's actually a very important detail. My memory is that they proceeded to call each other drunken, loser, degenerate pieces of shit for the duration of the call. It was a fight over who has fucked up their life the most.
1 TheElDan 2019-03-19
I think it was even sadder when he begged Shatner to unblock Ant as Corrado.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-03-19
"Why you no follow @anthonycumia?!"
1 Itllbeceesh 2019-03-19
This is the actual tweet.
For context this is Shatner a few years earlier outside O&A. This might demonstrate Ant's fall from grace better than anything else.
1 BennieUnderpantie 2019-03-19
It really is obscurity, 16 likes and 1 retweet, hell, he didn’t even have the verification badge.
1 Michelanvalo 2019-03-19
That clip is just depressing because it's funny
1 Jani3D 2019-03-19
How would anyone else know he was blocked?
1 SlamballReunionTour 2019-03-19
This might be one of the most poignant before/after twitter flash comparisons of his downfall there are. ahahaha
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-03-19
The worst part of that impression is the bit where Ant pretends to be a half human being.
1 rebthejuvie 2019-03-19
"Yeah!!"
The man said, to the voice in his head.
1 hSUitMSi 2019-03-19
Sorprano's
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-03-19
And one of his main talking points EVERY time he brought up shittalking on O&A was how big of pussies people are that are "anonymous".
1 obscurity_beckons 2019-03-19
What's this? https://twitter.com/caught_clean/status/1035265348394602496
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-03-19
The doctor tells the Chinaman, “you have a cataract”
The Chinaman says, “no, I have a Rincoln Continental”
Corrado really is hilarious
1 TheElDan 2019-03-19
I get it. He drives a Lincoln.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-03-19
... so we went home.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-19
I'm in awe of you.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-03-19
Sometimes, I wish he were my uncle.
1 BoatHack2 2019-03-19
"Did you offer my friend something to drink?"
"I am registered nurse. Not maid."
"Did you offer him an aspirin?"
1 JMueller2012 2019-03-19
“Cunt.”
1 SlightSafety 2019-03-19
Does Anthony have no money left or something? How the fuck can you do this if you have “fuck it all” money?
1 packitchofsositch 2019-03-19
For one thing, he's likely going pretty broke pretty quick. But even if he wasn't, he'd still do this shit. Everything associated in any way with twitter just keeps him obsessing more and more with it, because he lumps it all in with his getting himself shitcanned from Sirius. Between his perceived role as the Ultimate Free Speech Champion Slash Martyr, and how much people here have fucked with his head, throw in all the xannies and other shit, the resulting clusterfuck has turned him into a massive psychopath.
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-03-19
I don't know how he hasn't gone broke yet. CP media has probably never made a profit. I can't believe this man used to make me laugh.
1 SlightSafety 2019-03-19
I still listen to the Patrice episodes all the damn time. I just pretend. It’s better that way.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-19
Reminder: when Anthony Cumia considers which Sopranos character he shares the most in common with, he comes up with the senile old man who dies in confusion.
1 Cummanderstupid 2019-03-19
Vito would have also been a good choice.
1 rebthejuvie 2019-03-19
Don't insult Vito by comparing him to Ant. Vito had the decency to admit he was a faggot.
Ant pretended he was straight by sucking the cocks of young men in girl costumes.
1 BergStonewall 2019-03-19
Vito could earn.
1 Teppler832 2019-03-19
Junior didn't die in the series. He just ends up old, confused and living in obscurity.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-03-19
That sure comes off witty and original.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-03-19
Hey, that's what Barnes would have said to him. Tough-guy-using-someone's-last-name thing has shades of "I told them this wasn't their show"
1 82nd_airborne_joe 2019-03-19
"Ant, you were one of the funniest people in the country"
"i was? that's nice"
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-03-19
This reference never fails to make me laugh at how pathetic Brother Anthony is.
1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2019-03-19
He pulled a Porsalin?
1 Monotoned 2019-03-19
Technically, Porsalin pulled an Anth.
1 mightyqueef 2019-03-19
what was porsalin's other account name?
1 Adamg20186 2019-03-19
(He’s) still hilarious!
1 Kizzner 2019-03-19
This is the tweet that got him shitcanned by Lazlow and Rockstar IIRC. He lost lucrative voice actor work because he couldn't resist taking a pop on Twitter at an unstable former colleague who outted him for being a pedo on this sub.
Good going, Cumia! No more of those free Rockstar undershirts for you.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-03-19
I'll have you know that Tony considers both to be equally important.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-19
This is an important part of Anthony's continued self destruction that should be remembered. Did u/beigefrequency mention it in his docs?
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-03-19
I must have missed that detail
1 Terahite 2019-03-19
Yes he mentioned it in the last doc. He called it Ant's absolute lowest point which is correct.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-03-19
If that's true, it was a perfect opportunity for u/beigefrequency to post a timestamp.
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-03-19
"Professor" Anthony truly is a shithead. How did they ever think he was smart?
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-03-19
Jim Norton couldn't handle the rigors of Linden Public High School and dropped out, and I can only assume that Opie's collegiate experience was much like star NCAA athletes, and he got his full ride at Geneseo without ever having to actually attend classes, due to his superior broadcasting skillz.
1 Michelanvalo 2019-03-19
Where'd you hear that from?
1 teelrb 2019-03-19
Cumia had fallen out of favor with Lazlow way before this. Lazlow stopped publicly associating with him, then ignoring him, since he was fired.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-03-19
I'm trying to think if I've ever responded to, or referred to myself as another person, even once in the history of the internet.
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..... nope.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-19
Corrado is hilarious. He really pounded this guy. I mean he got behind him, grabbed him by the hips and pounded the living shit out of him like he was a niece visiting for the weekend.
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-03-19
I'm proud of myself for having no life and getting this cunt banned. What a brainless moron. He turned into Mongo the Trucker in terms of comedy.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-03-19
"I always refer to Danny as "Ross" and I'll do this distinctive action from my second twitter account even though I regularly assert the second account is not mine."
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-03-19
He actually pretended it was some other guy, then he got banned again and started using it as his main account.
What a drunken retard.
1 Kizzner 2019-03-19
The dumb fuck started posting as himself on that account but forgot about deleting all the racist Tweets he had previously posted.
https://i.imgur.com/BEpX5iH.jpg https://i.imgur.com/MvgIQnr.jpg https://i.imgur.com/cmj6qE8.jpg https://i.imgur.com/70lL653.jpg
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2019-03-19
What a nasty old fuck
1 harriswill 2019-03-19
Totally fabricated by internet terrorists
1 Attonitus1 2019-03-19
"Hello fellow fans, I'm definitely not Anthony Cumia but boy did that Corrado really give that fella the what's what. Funny thread."
1 obscurity_beckons 2019-03-19
It seems that this account is still active: https://twitter.com/CoradoSoprano4
1 EastSideDan 2019-03-19
What the fuck?
1 hoosierboh 2019-03-19
Two Rs, dumbfuck
1 okkult1sm 2019-03-19
this is so fucking pathetic lmao
1 SomervilleDan 2019-03-19
The best was when he was trying to evade his Twitter ban with his like 4th alias. Dumbshit of course took the bait and reported people who were impersonating him, leading to himself banned again.
Mutually assured destruction, sending him back to obscurity. HAHA HOLEE SHIT!!
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-03-19
At least Danny didnt start a network.
1 telemecanique 2019-03-19
did he ever address this?
1 TheElDan 2019-03-19
I get it. He drives a Lincoln.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-19
I'm in awe of you.
1 BoatHack2 2019-03-19
"Did you offer my friend something to drink?"
"I am registered nurse. Not maid."
"Did you offer him an aspirin?"