I can't stand cosplayers but I've seen that black chick before and she is sexy as fuck.

'barely black'

Even when she's being a little less barely black.

Octoroons, High Yellows and Redbones are also acceptable.

She’s none of those things.

Women with no ass cannot be a superhero.

I wanna girl with broad shoulders, a square jaw, and no hips. Right is my choice.

I WANT A GIRL WITH A SHORT SKIRT AND A LONNNNNNNNNNG JACKET

(drummer is taken into custody over vast child pornography stash)

Nope. Raping a 5 year old girl.

Nope. He ate out a 3 year old.

Ew.

What a gentleman

I'd gladly do stuff to either

That bitch is ugly on the inside and outside.

Ive never seen a symmetrical face that is so bland and unappealing.

I love how no one in China thinks she's hot enough to be a superheroine

A true marvel of underwhelming, instantly forgettable proportions.

The Chinese are so blunt. It's great. They can say everyone we do but it's positive for them. They also have a specific insult for stupid white leftists which is pretty funny.

Her ass is so non-existent even Chinese people roast her for it.

Is that Macaulay culkin?

Larson is really plain. Painfully so. She's every second girl you went to school with hot.

I don't recall every other girl I went to school with flaunting their foot fungus.

I was really hoping this movie would flop and then it did almost a billion dollars. Enough of superheroes already.

Being plain kind of works for the character though. Can’t imagine Carol Danvers being some drop dead gorgeous girl like Iron Man 2 era Scarlett.

I'd pick Larson over the jungle bunny but that's just because black bitches cudahs stink

Brie isn’t even ugly, she’s just...homely.