So I thought I'd be brave and show my 45 year old face here. I have a dark sense of humor and yes, I am female.

32  2019-03-19 by MonsieurObloquy

38 comments

Please don't post pictures of yourself anymore.

Oh she knows, this is the only one

I realise now why male suicide rates are higher. We’re being motherfucked!

Fill my ass with peanut butter and let this hoss go to town

With his hairline that far back, makes for easy cleanup

Reese’s Pieces feel better

I hoped those were hearing aids so we'd have something to make fun of, besides the obvious.

I'm more distracted by the five o'clock creeping next to the ear

By "obvious", I'm assuming you mean the color of her sweater.

That’s a huge bitch!

i bet her necklace means something

Would smash 10/10

Why even wear makeup at that point?

I'd say she thinks she looks good, but that angle says she knows the truth.

Nice sideburns you hairy bitch.

female my ass

Have we made a new friend?

This hog called us incels.

Ya know what dude, ya got yer O and A subreddit...yer barrel shaped figure...some hog tits...and BOOM! yer gonna be fodder for these autists fer weeks dude!

Hubba hubba!

Call me crazy but I'd definitely smash it. With a frying pan.

BroJoe? That you?

Nice sideburns, stupid

Someone post the picture of the lady who really did this.

The face of a goddess. Bonjourno, my dear.

  • five o clock shadow

  • Linebacker shoulders

  • Lips like an elderly man

  • Thinning hair

  • No tits

Yeah, that's a man.

Why is Bob Kelly wearing a wig

The fact that some man of color will beat her for those stupid fucking trendy headphones makes me happy.

Gonna need a second opinion on that whole "female" thing.

That'll do pig

actually it won't do. it won't do at all

and yes, I am female.

You sure?

She is the judge of no one. "Surrrprise!" Fat secretary lady from Monsters, Inc. Be gone foul beast and stench!

Looking into her eyes, all I see is her sitting, waiting and hoping that this guy might see through her obvious inadequacies and just make her feel pretty among her gaggle of heifer friends. The sadness is imprinted. The day hasn't come. Nor will it.

looks like chris chan

She looks like one of the Angry Birds.

Flatso.

Now I wanna leave an m&m trail to my prostate