I spilled a giant root beer from Wendy's in my car today. The interior was mint. I cleaned it well enough that you can't notice but it still pissed me off enough that I've taken it out on every person I've interacted with since. I told my neighbor to mind his fucking business because he asked what was wrong when I screamed "FUUUUUCK" at the top of my lungs in my driveway when I got home.
I get worked up enough that I could probably kill people over stupid shit like that. When stupid things like that happen I feel like the universe is trying to motherfuck me and doesn't want me to be happy. The reality is I took a corner too fast and made the retarded top-heavy cup tip out of the holder.
eh. turned out ok. honestly this table only needs 3 chairs in the space it's in, and i'm the only one who sits at it. though I was finding little wood splinters for a while.
23 comments
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-03-19
Not bad for a Monday.
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-19
well allriiiight
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-03-19
Every day I relive my own hell
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-19
Cool?
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-03-19
It is cool
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-19
I spilled a giant root beer from Wendy's in my car today. The interior was mint. I cleaned it well enough that you can't notice but it still pissed me off enough that I've taken it out on every person I've interacted with since. I told my neighbor to mind his fucking business because he asked what was wrong when I screamed "FUUUUUCK" at the top of my lungs in my driveway when I got home.
I get worked up enough that I could probably kill people over stupid shit like that. When stupid things like that happen I feel like the universe is trying to motherfuck me and doesn't want me to be happy. The reality is I took a corner too fast and made the retarded top-heavy cup tip out of the holder.
Thanks for asking.
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-19
I've been there. I once got so pissed I smashed a chair and screamed motherfucker. After that the neighbors were pretty polite
1 jubbytime 2019-03-19
Cool?
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-19
eh. turned out ok. honestly this table only needs 3 chairs in the space it's in, and i'm the only one who sits at it. though I was finding little wood splinters for a while.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-19
Cooler car than a Fiat?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-19
It's a Cadillac. You're not supposed to spill shit in Cadillacs.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-19
What?! What year and model?
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-19
Damn, carpentry pays well
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-19
Take it easy. It's a 24 year old car. It's a 95 STS. It's mint and fast as fuck though.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-19
Big pimpin Abe
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-03-19
At least tell me if it's a car or suv
1 Billyassman 2019-03-19
Eat and drink in the restaurant, stupid.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-19
I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I don't drink root beer with the common people.
1 traffich 2019-03-19
Try enzymatic cleaner. Vets use it to get the worst kinda shit out of carpets w/o leaving traces or stench.
1 deumae 2019-03-19
I just washed my hair with the last of someone else's shampoo and left 2 coins inside the bottle, because I'm honest and of sunny disposition.
1 DildoRenter 2019-03-19
What the fuck is a shandy?
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-19
https://www.leinie.com/av?url=https://www.leinie.com/beer/summer-shandy
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-03-19
Some idiot rolled through a stop sign and I almost killed him. And my passport is still missing. Other than that it’s been a dandy.
Thanks for asking big guy!
1 ElFaporino 2019-03-19
Cool?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-03-19
I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I don't drink root beer with the common people.