His closet must be getting pretty threadbare at this point. Nobody's asked him to do voiceover work for years, you know, on the account of him being so toxic and obscure. And it's not like any of the sponsors of his cable access show have the budget to afford promotional swag.
It was a glorious time. You had Tits, Simian Sam, Jimmy The Worm, Artie No-Nose, Almost Joe and Tony Two-Shirts. They called him that because he always wore two shirts.
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1 JimandFred 2019-03-19
the joker.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-03-19
I'm not laughing.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-03-19
Why so bicurious?
1 liljoeyk 2019-03-19
Guess I forgot to laugh ... I SAID I GUESS I FORGOT TO LAUGH!
1 varamyr6skin 2019-03-19
He looks like a toad
1 johnfreeman1111111 2019-03-19
Bukowski was talented
1 RBuddCumia 2019-03-19
And could handle women better.
1 Bennieand 2019-03-19
And his alcohol
1 Broken_stoic 2019-03-19
Is that another rockstar shirt?
1 nomobjustice 2019-03-19
You know the answer to that.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-03-19
Of course it is.
Rich man, only wears free t-shirts.
His closet must be getting pretty threadbare at this point. Nobody's asked him to do voiceover work for years, you know, on the account of him being so toxic and obscure. And it's not like any of the sponsors of his cable access show have the budget to afford promotional swag.
1 Kizzner 2019-03-19
His hairline is racing towards the back of his neck and he can't afford new plugs.
1 Patmcpsu 2019-03-19
His hairline is a never ending project. Like a constantly eroding beach needing replenishment.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-03-19
He looks like a fucking Mogwai.
1 BergStonewall 2019-03-19
Jizzmo
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-03-19
It was a glorious time. You had Tits, Simian Sam, Jimmy The Worm, Artie No-Nose, Almost Joe and Tony Two-Shirts. They called him that because he always wore two shirts.
"I'm gonna go wear a shirt, and another shirt."
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-03-19
Tranpa corpse face.
1 ohpizzawow 2019-03-19
Those Jake E Lee brass block bridges are very nice
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-03-19
Don’t put him in the same sentence as bukowski
1 rdoran93 2019-03-19
wish he’d get bukowski wet-brain
1 Bennieand 2019-03-19
And his alcohol