PREDICTION: CP media will soon start offering "lifetime subsriptions"

14  2019-03-18 by Phantas_Magorical

Basically the end is nye

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I'm assuming there will be a promotion soon where they partner with Shemale Strokers and offer Anthony AND Sue for one low monthly price.

Who could resist?

It'll be hilarious when a lifetime member gets theirs revoked vindictively by ant and Sues (lol)

The lifetime price should be cheaper than the 1 year price.

Still a ripoff

The life time subscription comes with an iPad loaded with child porn from his personal collection.

They’ve downgraded to Kindles, the old style.

That's gonna be some flickery-ass porn.

Yeah it’s like the child porn version of Criterion Collection too. The Cumia Collection.

The Anthony's Lifetime Membership

Bally's Gym did this toward the end. Maybe I'll get one just to be grandfathered in to GAS Digital.

Whose lifetime?

Does anyone know the number of subs Compound has? It cant be more than 150

I think Opie said 1800 back when they were trying to bring him on, I’m sure it’s much less at this point, there is no way they are getting any new subs.

They already do. It's called the 12 mon sub deal.

Aren't all Compound Media subscribers lifetime members? Never heard of anyone successfully unsubscribing.

"Nigh" you idiot.

No, you must be thinking of Bill Nigh

Only now are they realizing they have to expand the subscriber base with free Monday shows. Having a dumb ex-cop leech running everything really is paying off, Ant. Just a shame that the Manhattan studio backfired, they lost Gavin and LoS, then wasted eight months with a repetitive junkie. There is nothing worth watching to any potential mainstream fanbase. Choosing a 4-6 slot for TACS in the first place seems to make it almost impossible to get any good guests in on a regular basis.

From repetitive junkie to edgelord porky pig. Don't forget the needle marks on Dave's arms too, he might actually have the balls to kill himself. He is illiterate (RE-TARDED) so its possible he could fill a vein with some air.

You also make a good point about the slot. What's confusing is why they haven't tried since the networks inception to change that timeslot. Basically the only show on the network able to book Y-list celebrities and they never played around with different slots to see how it impacted viewership or guests. And it's his fuckin network! He constricts himself to these autistic schedules because he's a ghoul stuck in purgatory, waiting until his sacrificial and evil lifestyle finally send him to eternal damnation.