If you listen to how he met her its laughably clear she targeted this cuck for his betaness, sperm and money.

Yeah she interviewed him and they "hit it off". Sure

He also made it sound like she was the hottest woman on earth.

Yuck.

She even looks like the crypt keeper back then. Obviously less loveable.

Nice pigtails after age 12, stupid.

Everything is wrong in this pic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPf-MRKITg

Fuck she was ugly even when she was kinda young.

He had status more money than most men is interesting and can hold a conversation.

How did this crying baby not fuck anyone better than the bitch who played in the nun.

Worst

Decision

Everrr

Her face is so...asymmetrical.

Nice shotgun wedding, stupid.

Yeah, that's a baby bump right there.

Buy a shirt with a collar, you slob.

/r/fiveheads